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CuRvY G0oNeTTe
Oct 30, 2015

by Lowtax
Lipstick Apathy
To get closer to her, and show my love for who she is as a person

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SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

A klonDYKE bar

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
To get the stink-face

Strumpie
Dec 9, 2012
A CuRvY G0oNeTTe

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i'd eat pussy to get the chance to eat pussy

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:
its unethical to eat cats op.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Because I like eatin pussy? :shrug:

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
free? yes.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Because I like eatin pussy? :shrug:

Same here. Plus, it's convenient and right on the way to eating the booty hole.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

Same here. Plus, it's convenient and right on the way to eating the booty hole.

I think you mean "cornvenient". :smuggo:

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
Assassination via air embolism.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
fellatio

www
Aug 4, 2010

£100 from my bank account normally

and an hour of a professional ladies time

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
your god drat mom OP

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Yuck, you couldn't pay me enough

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
A change of pace, it's honestly not that great but helps mix things up sometimes

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Because I'm hungry and it will lead to me eating that booty like it's groceries.

eternalbuffalo
Jun 8, 2005

Life still hard.
I would eat pussy for any reason, as long as said pussy falls within acceptable pussy control and maintenance standards.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
pizza

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

The feeling of her thighs trying to squish my head like a grape bc im doin such an awesome job

www
Aug 4, 2010

Crash_N_Burn posted:

The feeling of her thighs trying to squish my head like a grape bc im doin such an awesome job

thats how I wanna go brother

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i like eating pussy so nothing

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
cuddling afterward

If she don't wanna cuddle after then I don't feel appreciated

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Aside from drinking beer, eating barbecued red meat, BBC Radio 4, and sex, eating pussy is my favorite thing

It's like a 5 way tie

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
The delicious flavor

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i would eat pussy if it cured pussy cancer just as an act of charity.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Hell Yeah posted:

i would eat pussy if it cured pussy cancer just as an act of charity.

gently caress, eating pussy actually increases your chances of getting cancer, just ask Paul Newman :rip:

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit
For fun

somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad
gold medal

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
You gotta sniff before you dive in.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

One thing I don't miss about dating was the "What Kind of Vagina Does She Have?" game

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Professor Shark posted:

One thing I don't miss about dating was the "What Kind of Vagina Does She Have?" game

that's a fun game :confused:


picky prudes

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Professor Shark posted:

One thing I don't miss about dating was the "What Kind of Vagina Does She Have?" game

I believe you can still play this game.


:nws: https://www.vaginacology.com :nws:

ChrisHansen fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Nov 25, 2015

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Moridin920 posted:

that's a fun game :confused:


picky prudes

Much like fishing for halibut, I chose the best pussy I'd come across and stuck with it.

I think I'll put that onto a Valentine's Day card this year :)

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

symbolic posted:

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symbolic posted:

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symbolic posted:

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symbolic posted:

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symbolic posted:

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symbolic posted:

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symbolic posted:

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
For free

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Idea, a sprayable spread that you put on your toast with the unmistakeable flavor of vagina.

I Can't Believe it's Not Pussy!

E: You could also spray it on dick if you love penis but hate the taste.

P-Mack fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Nov 25, 2015

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Cats are pets OP. And I hear they're gamey anyway.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
If you eat cat, does it increase the effects of toxoplasmosis and make you want to feed on the flesh of more cats?

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unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
for my best friend and partner =^.^=

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