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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Aside from drinking beer, eating barbecued red meat, BBC Radio 4, and sex, eating pussy is my favorite thing

It's like a 5 way tie

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Hell Yeah posted:

i would eat pussy if it cured pussy cancer just as an act of charity.

gently caress, eating pussy actually increases your chances of getting cancer, just ask Paul Newman :rip:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

One thing I don't miss about dating was the "What Kind of Vagina Does She Have?" game

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Moridin920 posted:

that's a fun game :confused:


picky prudes

Much like fishing for halibut, I chose the best pussy I'd come across and stuck with it.

I think I'll put that onto a Valentine's Day card this year :)

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I would like to eat two pussies, with the the two women awkwardly and passive aggressively vying for the majority of my attention while trying not to get too close to each other and treating me like an object :allears:

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