Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
smashmouth eat the booty

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


To get rid of her dingle-berries. hth

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

a couple Chuck E. Cheese tokens and maybe a Fastpass

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
2 dollars and a lollipop

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I'm such a big fat baby that as soon as I get alone in a room with a girl I puke and/or poo poo myself.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

I don't get it.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

ChrisHansen posted:

I'm such a big fat baby that as soon as I get alone in a room with a girl I puke and/or poo poo myself.

cool we're friends now

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i like eating booty so nothing

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

The cost of gas

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
Groceries.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I thought they only did this in PAWG porn, but goons always love to talk about it?

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Professor Shark posted:

I thought they only did this in PAWG porn, but goons always love to talk about it?

People always wearing galoshes?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Professor Shark posted:

I thought they only did this in PAWG porn, but goons always love to talk about it?

i feel pity for you if you've never seen a woman with such an amazing rear end that you were like "drat i want to stuff my face + mouth riught up into her shitbox right NOW" you have not seen the face of god :smith:

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
your wandering in a rear end-less wasteland of dust and ash

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Depends on the girl. For the right girl I'd eat the booty for Frequent Filer Miles.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I would not eat out abooty

Admiral_eX_laX
Jul 8, 2009

Historically Inaccurate
Groceries

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I like Money

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
free

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Eating a booty, not a big deal.

Does she/he like it? Did she/he recently shower? Do you want to? If the answer is yes, eat the booty. Very simple, cut and dry, nothing more to discuss.

blumpkinhead
Nov 10, 2014

aint got no time for bird sex
my life source.
wang dung tonight!

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

pawg sounds like something goofy would say

pawg. gawrsh. yaaahoohoohoooey.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
seconds

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Please stop normalizing analingus. I'm trying to popularize 'booty-licking' as an insult.

obviously I fucked it
Oct 6, 2009
depends on the booty, really. But mainly I'd eat it for fun.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

But the vagina is right there?! :psyduck:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Professor Shark posted:

But the vagina is right there?! :psyduck:

Except it's a guy

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

OOOooo sorry, I was thinking from my perspective and not being inclusive (not sarcasm)

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
tickle dat grundle

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Professor Shark posted:

OOOooo sorry, I was thinking from my perspective and not being inclusive (not sarcasm)

I can't blame you, a shark, for wanting to eat things that get bloody

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
breakfast bitch

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
For respect.

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
I don't need anything thanks

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Would pay to eat rear end

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Show me the booty.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
it's 2015, lol if you don't eat booty

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Is it bad for booty to smell like pretzel bread or sourdough

Checking for a friend

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
No it makes it taste better. Dig in!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Big duffel bag full of guns

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
love

  • Locked thread