to see a doctor without being a total pussy? my knee hurts to bend or straighten and i think i can feel the joint/kneecap grinding when I do
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:29 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 15:01 |
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A day
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:30 |
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Actually, I don't know. Better take your problem to the goon doctor subforum.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:30 |
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just go to the dr op
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:31 |
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Why see a doctor? I have the cure for your knee pain.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:32 |
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Next time you are scheduled to work. That way you can get out of half or maybe a full day of work.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:32 |
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If you think you can score some good rear end pills go immediately
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:32 |
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idk op see when they can schedule you
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:32 |
are you american? pls make sure you can afford it so you don't have to pay an arm and a leg for treatment. LOL just my little joke.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:33 |
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That's just getting old.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:33 |
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I get so distracted trying to get the good pills i am filling my script at the pharmacy and im like 'oh i forgot to even tell the doc im pissing blood'
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:35 |
the kneecap kinda pops into place unpleasantly if i straighten my leg too quickly
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:39 |
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a real jerk posted:the kneecap kinda pops into place unpleasantly if i straighten my leg too quickly Remember, you have lots of pain and anxiety and you cant sleep.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:42 |
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I dunno, doctors usually just ignore me when I present symptoms and call me a fat old man and give me suicide pills.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:42 |
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tell them you are about to die
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:43 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I dunno, doctors usually just ignore me when I present symptoms and call me a fat old man and give me suicide pills. If you don't take the full dose suicide pills are probably good recreationally
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:43 |
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Isaac posted:If you don't take the full dose suicide pills are probably good recreationally I think I still have the unfilled script for phenobarbital and atropine. As much as taking a dysphoric dissociative hallucinogen that was used as a poison in the dark ages and dying an excruciating death from bowel stoppage, I think ima pass.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:47 |
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Does anyone remember the mexican tcc goon who pretended to be a farmer to get barbituates from a vet then shot them up at the bus stop and woke up on hospital. Then escape hospital and got to the bus stop and shot them up and woke up in hospital?
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:49 |
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The last place I went to made me sign an agreement not sue for malpractice in order to get life saving medicine, and they have a big sign posted stating you aren't allowed to bring a witness to an appointment. But the doctors bring in a witness for themselves.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:56 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:The last place I went to made me sign an agreement not sue for malpractice in order to get life saving medicine, and they have a big sign posted stating you aren't allowed to bring a witness to an appointment. But the doctors bring in a witness for themselves. Is that a Death Panel?
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:58 |
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Isaac posted:Is that a Death Panel? I think that's what they were referring to it as in the media yeah.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 23:10 |
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You should call your primary care physician usually after a week if you have consistent pain, or sooner if it's REALLY painful and concerning. If you can't run on it, then maybe wait a week, if you can't walk on it, then probably get in a bit sooner. Just don't be one of those dick fucks that come into the E.R and are like "I have knee pain FIX ME RIGHT NOW" Because I have tons of replacement knee's I can just swap out like your video card on your gaming PC you fat shithead. I hate about 60% of the people who go into E.R's and disrupt my day, just so you guys know.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 23:13 |
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Maybe they'll pass the assisted suicide thingy and make it retroactive to like 3 years ago and imply consent from my corpse.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 23:17 |
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How do I get my doctor to write me an adderall prescription?
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 23:20 |
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suck his dick
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 23:21 |
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www posted:just go to the dr op read this as a single word 'drop', please use punctuation
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 23:47 |
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are u still waiting OP did u die yet?
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 23:48 |
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don't bother OP. knee problems cannot be fixed. you'll be like this till the end.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 23:48 |
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Sounds like a meniscus tear get in asap
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 23:54 |
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Germstore posted:How do I get my doctor to write me an adderall prescription? Speed is cheap just buy some speed
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 00:07 |
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Isaac posted:If you think you can score some good rear end pills go immediately I have a tiny rear end. What pills would you recommend?
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 00:34 |
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OP is gonna have a gout attack on a holiday weekend
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 01:05 |
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i once waited 20 years to fix a problem where my heart would go 280 bpm randomly, so i guess the moral of the story is "who gives a poo poo?" also happy thanksgiving.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 01:12 |
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Isaac posted:If you think you can score some good rear end pills go immediately as a poster who's soaking in a bathtub doped on vicodin because he saw his doctor: listen to this advice
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 01:14 |
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I remember waiting in an er once. Trying to contain the searing nerve pain. I was nearly next, then a family shows up with self-inflicted wounds so they could be seen before me. Then an old man comes in complaining of chest pain, bumping me further back in the queue. In addition to that they keep staring at me. I'm just sitting there trying to be as comfortable as possible and they are staring me down like some crazy assholes. Then they call they police and say they "don't like the look on my face and don't think I should be there". Cops show up and detain me for quite some time, saying they'll let me back in the er if I agree not to have the incorrect expression on my face. Finally a doctor sees me. Asks me how much pain I'm in. I say it's on par with surgery so a 9 or 10. He says no, I think it's like a 6 or a 7, I'll give you some Vicodin if you say it's a 6. I asked him how he could tell how much pain I was in. He said the look on my face wasn't that of someone in as much pain as I was describing. I asked to be discharged from the hospital and reiterated I was between a 9 and 10 and deal with pain every day. Turns out he was a human being.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 01:35 |
im still alive unfortunately. I already had an appointment scheduled for next wednesday, i should be ok to wait very few of you answered the question! shame on you gbs
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 01:36 |
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walk it off lol
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 01:38 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I remember waiting in an er once. Trying to contain the searing nerve pain. I was nearly next, then a family shows up with self-inflicted wounds so they could be seen before me. Then an old man comes in complaining of chest pain, bumping me further back in the queue. In addition to that they keep staring at me. I'm just sitting there trying to be as comfortable as possible and they are staring me down like some crazy assholes. Then they call they police and say they "don't like the look on my face and don't think I should be there". if your in pain every day why go to the er for it
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 01:38 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:if your in pain every day why go to the er for it I dunno, slept on a lovely couch after some radio show, tried to drive up this stupid steep hill and was spazzing so bad I had to turn around and go the other way. Couldn't really do any of the normal day to day poo poo, thought I might have pulled something or pinched a nerve in my neck. poo poo literally felt like cracking and burning all the time. Couldn't do anything to get comfortable, but poo poo I'm not gonna let some punk rear end Doctor coerce me into saying I'm in less pain than I am.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 01:42 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 15:01 |
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that story sounds fake as gently caress. From working in a rural E.R to working in big city E.R's there hasn't ever been a time cops were called because some creepy dude was in the E.R staring at people. If you ever go into a waiting room, everyone looks creepy as gently caress, from the guy who looks like a pedophile school teacher to the homeless dude. Cops get called when patients get irate because they don't get their fix or when the doctor tells them that they can't do anything for them because their problem is specialized and not acute. Also I doubt a doc would say "make your pain a 6 for vicodin." you were gonna get vic's anyways for 9/10 pain because that's the evidence based practice modality that's currently trending for chronic pain without prior orders from a pain specialist or primary care physician. Some doc's still hand out the big D, but usually it's for individuals with diagnosable symptoms such as pancreatitis that can be detected with objective measurements rather than "i'm in lots o pain gimmie pillz." Not sure if you're just adding some fat to the story since the doctor probably came in, said "where's your pain at, okay no trauma right? alright what's your pain scale? okay i'm done" But that's my assumption, and I don't really give 2 fucks either way, hope your pain goes away though because I can understand that back pain loving sucks. Nice and hot piss fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Nov 26, 2015 |
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