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Thanksgiving?
Food is good. gently caress you OP
Yeah its loving trash. God I hate everything.
I want to kill my family and burn down the house.
I will be too blackout drunk to care about anything.
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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Ok look Thanksgiving, the holiday, is cool & good because it falls on the Thursday and thus most people get Friday off as well making it a sicknasty 4 day weekend. Plus all the booze starting on Wednesday night, football is on, basketball is on. Its all good.

The food however is loving garbage for the most part save for ham, deviled eggs (!!!), mac-n-cheese, and salami and cheese appetizers.

Turkey: Haha no one makes this the other 364 days of the year because its dry flavorless trash.

Stuffing: Inedible breadcrumbs and other garbage baked until dry.

Gravy: Fat and copious amounts of flour. Wow, amazing!!!

Cranberry sauce: 1 metric Tonne of sugar mixed with an otherwise inedible berry.

Mashed Potatoes: I will enjoy this when I am 90 years old and toothless(read: never)

Green Bean Casserole: gently caress YOU

Onion based dishes: EAT poo poo AND DIE


Gonna eat a bunch of sushi, mexican food, pho, and steak this weekend instead because I enjoy good food. I hope you choose to do so as well.

Namaste.

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Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


i like green bean casserole with the fried onions on the top, delicious

edit and garlic mashed potatos

chinatown i think you are just being a loner

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Turkey is real high in protein

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Look at this OP, don't know how to cook thanksgiving food. What a loving idiot.

All that stuff tastes fantastic if a loving moron isn't allowed to operate the stove.

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax
whats it like to have typed all that and still be unfunny and wrong

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


ChrisHansen posted:

Turkey is real high in protein

You know what else is high in protein? :gizz:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Here come all the mid-westerners to defend bland food!!!!!

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

You're wrong op kill you are self

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax
im literally bordering on anorexia and i love all that food

how can u literally be that much of a first world human being to hate all that food my mind hurts aaaagggghhhh

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
You shut your WHORE MOUTH OP.

Listen up, thread. Listen up, GBS... If you don't like Thanksgiving dinner, FIGHT ME.

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
Look at this scrub oP never realizing that the people who cook his food are poo poo at it

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
Turkey is awesome if done right

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
My family goes to the asian seafood buffet every thanksgiving

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax

Smelly Bohemian posted:

Look at this scrub oP never realizing that the people who cook his food are poo poo at it

dude didnt u know the name of the food itself is the only constant, ingredients and preparation are literally nothing (cuz the ops parents cook errytime)

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Hector Beerlioz posted:

My family goes to the asian seafood buffet every thanksgiving

thats legit. my fam goes for really good sushi every christmas eve.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I like to make a little sandwich out of a bread roll, white meat, ham, colby or cheddar, and gravy. Also lots of salt so I can pretend white meat has flavor.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Chinatown posted:

thats legit. my fam goes for really good sushi every christmas eve.

Christmas for us is Chinese food

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Is this an official suicide note or the rough draft?

Dr. Eldarion
Mar 21, 2001

Deal Dispatcher

Turkey is terrible. I make ham every year, and it's about 300x better than turkey could ever hope to be.

Dr. Eldarion
Mar 21, 2001

Deal Dispatcher

Also mashed rutabagas are way better than mashed potatoes.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Dr. Eldarion posted:

Turkey is terrible. I make ham every year, and it's about 300x better than turkey could ever hope to be.

plus you can use it to make ham and egg breakfast sandos

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
fried turkey is loving great tho and if you dont like stuffing then youre preparing it wrong; poo poo owns. agreed many of the dishes are pretty poo poo but it can be good, just dont let idiots cook ??

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Dr. Eldarion posted:

Turkey is terrible. I make ham every year, and it's about 300x better than turkey could ever hope to be.

Not including turkey in your ceremonial feast invites the wrath of Squanto, Lord of The Harvest and god of gratitude.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Not including turkey in your ceremonial feast invites the wrath of Squanto, Lord of The Harvest and god of gratitude.

god doesnt exist and the sky is empty

much like good thanksgiving food haah BOOM!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Chinatown posted:

god doesnt exist and the sky is empty

much like good thanksgiving food haah BOOM!

You're going to hell

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
You're gonna rag on thanksgiving foods and you think deviled eggs are good? Lol

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax

Chinatown posted:

Here come all the mid-westerners to defend bland food!!!!!

dude im from southern california why make your defensive response to your lovely opinion so easy to counter?

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax

Chinatown posted:

thats legit. my fam goes for really good sushi every christmas eve.

i bet they spend the entire meal talking about how different, unique and how much healthier their enlightened alternative choice is

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
the worst thanksgiving dishes tho are the weird rear end gelatin cranberry shits who the gently caress wants to eat that? jesus christ.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

sean price posted:

dude im from southern california why make your defensive response to your lovely opinion so easy to counter?

transplant spotted!!!!

;)

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Chinatown posted:

god doesnt exist and the sky is empty

much like good thanksgiving food haah BOOM!

Squanto doesn't live in the sky. He's a chthonic deity. He lurks beneath you at this very moment.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

You're gonna rag on thanksgiving foods and you think deviled eggs are good? Lol

haha now this is a bad opinion!!!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

thathonkey posted:

the worst thanksgiving dishes tho are the weird rear end gelatin cranberry shits who the gently caress wants to eat that? jesus christ.

My dad

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

im uh .. sorry for your loss ?? :cripes:

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
all my thanksgiving dishes are cum based

ManDingo
Jun 1, 2001
Terrible Midwestern food goes really well with the terrible weather though.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I eat pizza on thanksgiving because I like pizza and don't need society forcing culinary choices on me. I eat pizza every other day too because it's good. -a big fat goon.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


best holiday for good food is bastille day

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Otacon posted:

best holiday for good food is bastille day

speak english please

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

ManDingo posted:

Terrible Midwestern food goes really well with the terrible weather though.

sorry but it doesnt

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