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Ok look Thanksgiving, the holiday, is cool & good because it falls on the Thursday and thus most people get Friday off as well making it a sicknasty 4 day weekend. Plus all the booze starting on Wednesday night, football is on, basketball is on. Its all good. The food however is loving garbage for the most part save for ham, deviled eggs (!!!), mac-n-cheese, and salami and cheese appetizers. Turkey: Haha no one makes this the other 364 days of the year because its dry flavorless trash. Stuffing: Inedible breadcrumbs and other garbage baked until dry. Gravy: Fat and copious amounts of flour. Wow, amazing!!! Cranberry sauce: 1 metric Tonne of sugar mixed with an otherwise inedible berry. Mashed Potatoes: I will enjoy this when I am 90 years old and toothless(read: never) Green Bean Casserole: gently caress YOU Onion based dishes: EAT poo poo AND DIE Gonna eat a bunch of sushi, mexican food, pho, and steak this weekend instead because I enjoy good food. I hope you choose to do so as well. Namaste.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:33 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 03:48 |
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i like green bean casserole with the fried onions on the top, delicious edit and garlic mashed potatos chinatown i think you are just being a loner
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:34 |
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Turkey is real high in protein
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:35 |
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Look at this OP, don't know how to cook thanksgiving food. What a loving idiot. All that stuff tastes fantastic if a loving moron isn't allowed to operate the stove.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:35 |
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whats it like to have typed all that and still be unfunny and wrong
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:36 |
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ChrisHansen posted:Turkey is real high in protein You know what else is high in protein?
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:36 |
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Here come all the mid-westerners to defend bland food!!!!!
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:36 |
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You're wrong op kill you are self
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:36 |
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im literally bordering on anorexia and i love all that food how can u literally be that much of a first world human being to hate all that food my mind hurts aaaagggghhhh
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:36 |
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You shut your WHORE MOUTH OP. Listen up, thread. Listen up, GBS... If you don't like Thanksgiving dinner, FIGHT ME.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:38 |
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Look at this scrub oP never realizing that the people who cook his food are poo poo at it
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:39 |
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Turkey is awesome if done right
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:40 |
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My family goes to the asian seafood buffet every thanksgiving
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:40 |
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Smelly Bohemian posted:Look at this scrub oP never realizing that the people who cook his food are poo poo at it dude didnt u know the name of the food itself is the only constant, ingredients and preparation are literally nothing (cuz the ops parents cook errytime)
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:41 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:My family goes to the asian seafood buffet every thanksgiving thats legit. my fam goes for really good sushi every christmas eve.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:41 |
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I like to make a little sandwich out of a bread roll, white meat, ham, colby or cheddar, and gravy. Also lots of salt so I can pretend white meat has flavor.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:42 |
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Chinatown posted:thats legit. my fam goes for really good sushi every christmas eve. Christmas for us is Chinese food
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:42 |
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Is this an official suicide note or the rough draft?
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:42 |
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Turkey is terrible. I make ham every year, and it's about 300x better than turkey could ever hope to be.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:43 |
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Also mashed rutabagas are way better than mashed potatoes.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:43 |
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Dr. Eldarion posted:Turkey is terrible. I make ham every year, and it's about 300x better than turkey could ever hope to be. plus you can use it to make ham and egg breakfast sandos
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:44 |
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fried turkey is loving great tho and if you dont like stuffing then youre preparing it wrong; poo poo owns. agreed many of the dishes are pretty poo poo but it can be good, just dont let idiots cook ??
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:44 |
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Dr. Eldarion posted:Turkey is terrible. I make ham every year, and it's about 300x better than turkey could ever hope to be. Not including turkey in your ceremonial feast invites the wrath of Squanto, Lord of The Harvest and god of gratitude.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:44 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Not including turkey in your ceremonial feast invites the wrath of Squanto, Lord of The Harvest and god of gratitude. god doesnt exist and the sky is empty much like good thanksgiving food haah BOOM!
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:46 |
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Chinatown posted:god doesnt exist and the sky is empty You're going to hell
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:47 |
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You're gonna rag on thanksgiving foods and you think deviled eggs are good? Lol
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:47 |
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Chinatown posted:Here come all the mid-westerners to defend bland food!!!!! dude im from southern california why make your defensive response to your lovely opinion so easy to counter?
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:47 |
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Chinatown posted:thats legit. my fam goes for really good sushi every christmas eve. i bet they spend the entire meal talking about how different, unique and how much healthier their enlightened alternative choice is
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:48 |
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the worst thanksgiving dishes tho are the weird rear end gelatin cranberry shits who the gently caress wants to eat that? jesus christ.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:48 |
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sean price posted:dude im from southern california why make your defensive response to your lovely opinion so easy to counter? transplant spotted!!!!
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:48 |
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Chinatown posted:god doesnt exist and the sky is empty Squanto doesn't live in the sky. He's a chthonic deity. He lurks beneath you at this very moment.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:49 |
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:You're gonna rag on thanksgiving foods and you think deviled eggs are good? Lol haha now this is a bad opinion!!!
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:49 |
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thathonkey posted:the worst thanksgiving dishes tho are the weird rear end gelatin cranberry shits who the gently caress wants to eat that? jesus christ. My dad
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:49 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:My dad im uh .. sorry for your loss ??
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:50 |
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all my thanksgiving dishes are cum based
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:50 |
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Terrible Midwestern food goes really well with the terrible weather though.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:50 |
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I eat pizza on thanksgiving because I like pizza and don't need society forcing culinary choices on me. I eat pizza every other day too because it's good. -a big fat goon.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:51 |
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best holiday for good food is bastille day
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:51 |
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Otacon posted:best holiday for good food is bastille day speak english please
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 22:51 |
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ManDingo posted:Terrible Midwestern food goes really well with the terrible weather though. sorry but it doesnt
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