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| In my dreams Football Johnny forever rolls right gesticulating and pump faking and lowering his head into clown rear end fools and he's got a good buzz on and he's throwing incredibly late to a receiver who's been open since the dawn of time and when he completes the touchdown pass he pops a bottle at the club and i wake up and i am Active in my Private Area |
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hm i wonder how johnny manziel will console himself after getting this bad news *smash cut to jff livestreaming store brand pork rinds down his gullet while watching mike-and-trace-beaulieu-era mystery science theater* *smash cut back to peter griffin* i should really figure out what livestreaming means LOIS: peateh whaddya talkin about???
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Nov 26, 2015 06:01
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Frackie Robinson posted:He's an all time great college football player, and whatever he does in a different sport or in his personal life won't tarnish that legacy. This is probably completely correct in Texas. And there he will live on like the silver spoon laden oil king that his family has created, but everywhere else, he will always be:  (a stupid little bitch, if it wasn't clear)
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Nov 26, 2015 07:27
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It will be Cool and Good when Manziel ends up on the Cowboys and doesn't play (because they have Tony Romo, who is also Cool and Good) while Greg Hardy is still starting because Jerry Jones is a husk of a man who's moral compass was never really there to begin with. It would be really Lame and Bad if Manziel ended up on the Texans, did okay-to-crazy good things on the field, and stayed out of trouble (because JJ Watt set up a tent with motion sensors and a tranq gun to stop him from going anywhere besides home + football places). It will be Vaguely Disappointing when Manziel rides this season out on the bench, wins the starting job next preseason on the Browns, but is then rebenched because a picture surfaces of him enjoying a cool crisp Bud Lite at a Browns' donor event.
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Nov 26, 2015 07:46
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The idea of Romo not missing 4 games a year is hilarious.
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Nov 26, 2015 09:36
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v2vian man posted:hm i wonder how johnny manziel will console himself after getting this bad news *smash cut to jff livestreaming store brand pork rinds down his gullet while watching mike-and-trace-beaulieu-era mystery science theater* *smash cut back to peter griffin* i should really figure out what livestreaming means LOIS: peateh whaddya talkin about??? Dude just wants to watch some Samson vs the Vampire Women. Classic lucha libre cinema can be hard to come by.
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Nov 26, 2015 09:41
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What bar did manziel go to in austin? Guessing rio
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Nov 27, 2015 00:30
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Chromatic posted:The rich prick who always got his way that we all knew in high school/college is throwing away his golden opportunity and leaving a legacy of foolishness and laughter. i was at this game it owned
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Nov 27, 2015 00:32
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Jerry now more willing to trade for Manziel.
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Nov 27, 2015 00:57
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Goodell should extend the trade deadline specifically for JFF to Dallas
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Nov 27, 2015 01:06
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MonsterWalk posted:Johnny Manziel is a loving dummy who might be an average quarterback and at this point, I'd be fine if he was traded tomorrow. When he owns, he owns but too often, he does not own, very often he sucks poo poo. Sometime his ownage overshadows the fact that he's a silver-spoon-having, oil-future-holding, fast-driving, video-making, son of a Texan. And honestly, we should have know. gently caress everything from Texas. Shiner Bock sucks. It took Terry Bradshaw 5 years to turn into a decent qb. He was even benched the year the Steelers won their 1st SB
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Nov 27, 2015 01:39
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I love JFF and still believe in him. gently caress. All y'all infidels
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Nov 27, 2015 01:41
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The moron lied to his employers, then called his friends and told them to lie too.
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Nov 27, 2015 01:47
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:It took Terry Bradshaw 5 years to turn into a decent qb. He was even benched the year the Steelers won their 1st SB Oooooooooooo this is an apt comparison.
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Nov 27, 2015 02:09
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Codependent Poster posted:The moron lied to his employers, then called his friends and told them to lie too. That's awesome and just Johnny being Johnny right
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Nov 27, 2015 02:44
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Manziel owns.
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Nov 27, 2015 02:52
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JFF to cowboys feels inevitable. I still wanna see him play, I'm totally indifferent about the video or him lying about it. I think his problem is trying to appease all these groups of people by pretending to be something he isn't.
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Nov 27, 2015 03:15
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Wanvig posted:That's awesome and just Johnny being Johnny right You tellin me you haven't done the same?
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Nov 27, 2015 03:27
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Wanvig posted:That's awesome and just Johnny being Johnny right He was probably drunk at the time, no biggie.
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Nov 27, 2015 03:29
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something about his goddamn smile in his headshot just makes me think of "what, me worry?"
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Nov 27, 2015 03:29
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MonsterWalk posted:Oooooooooooo this is an apt comparison. my point is that it's too soon to tell!
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Nov 27, 2015 03:32
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The Big Jesus posted:You tellin me you haven't done the same? oh poo poo you're right
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Nov 27, 2015 04:12
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We're all a little bit Johnny
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Nov 28, 2015 16:09
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I wonder how many people tut tutting JF for lying to his employers have never taken a sick day for a movie/vidyagame/party/hangover/extended her off session?
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Nov 28, 2015 20:11
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Did they swear to their employers they'd never take a sick day again or have their friends back them up, because otherwise this really isn't comparable at all
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Nov 28, 2015 20:17
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Eifert Posting posted:I wonder how many people tut tutting JF for lying to his employers have never taken a sick day for a movie/vidyagame/party/hangover/extended her off session? I'm doing that tonight and I support jff doing it too.
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Nov 28, 2015 20:24
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Both Manziel and RG3 would have had longer careers if they had come to Texas and played safety
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Nov 28, 2015 20:53
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Chromatic posted:The rich prick who always got his way that we all knew in high school/college is throwing away his golden opportunity and leaving a legacy of foolishness and laughter. You just don't understand, this is who he is, a free spirit who loves to party and have fun, he has a joie de vivre you just can't find in other spoiled, talented twentysomethings. So what if he has been recorded driving drunk while hitting his girlfriend and there's a 911 call and dash cam to prove it? I hope he plays for Dallas so I can finally root for them again, ever since they signed that piece of poo poo Hardy they have been an embarrassment.
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Nov 28, 2015 21:01
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Ehud posted:the first time I saw manziel play was against the gators, I think it was actually his first college game ever now that I think about it No, you were not. You would have had to change the word "or" to "and", then you would have been right
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Nov 28, 2015 21:08
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Bump bc JFF rules
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Nov 28, 2015 22:48
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Manziel dumb, but the browns aren't an organization known for patience. Pettine must remember what happened to Chud and there's no way that doesn't influence his decision making.
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Nov 29, 2015 00:44
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Manziel is the Namath to Wilson's Starr. Dump this sobriety bullshit and let him do rails in the Dallas locker room with Dez. Guarantee that team can make the playoffs every season.
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Nov 29, 2015 00:47
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v2vian man posted:hm i wonder how johnny manziel will console himself after getting this bad news *smash cut to jff livestreaming store brand pork rinds down his gullet while watching mike-and-trace-beaulieu-era mystery science theater* *smash cut back to peter griffin* i should really figure out what livestreaming means LOIS: peateh whaddya talkin about??? He strikes me as a fan of Danger: Death Ray! personally.
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Nov 29, 2015 01:22
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There was a pretty good Peter King article - I know, bear with me - that followed Carson Palmer as he prepared for the Browns game. It gives you an idea of the level of committment required to play quarterback in the NFL. Someone like Manziel will never make it because the Namath approach doesn't work in this day and age. Basically you need to be 100% committed to your craft 247 to succeed. http://mmqb.si.com/mmqb/2015/11/17/nfl-carson-palmer-arizona-cardinals-inside-game-plan This is why guys like McCown and Derek Anderson hang around forever even though they stink. They're professionals that coaches can count on to put the work in.
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Nov 29, 2015 16:22
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Manziel is an entitled fuckup and you should hate him, if not because he's a prick, then because he's bad at real football.
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Nov 29, 2015 16:33
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go3 posted:Both Manziel and RG3 would have had longer careers if they had come to Texas and played safety They wouldn't have been drafted. See what happened after Mack's last year.
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Nov 29, 2015 16:51
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I'm willing to give Johnny the Mouth another chance because I believe that people sometimes need to screw up a little before they become beautiful shining stars.
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Nov 29, 2015 22:54
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I love me some JFF and would love nothing more for him to succeed, pissing off sports talk radio along the way. I also look forward to him being cut by the Browns so I can get his merchandise on the cheap.
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Dec 1, 2015 00:11
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Browns jerseys should have velcro letters and numbers
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Dec 1, 2015 00:18
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NC-17 posted:There was a pretty good Peter King article - I know, bear with me - that followed Carson Palmer as he prepared for the Browns game. It gives you an idea of the level of committment required to play quarterback in the NFL. Someone like Manziel will never make it because the Namath approach doesn't work in this day and age. Basically you need to be 100% committed to your craft 247 to succeed. 1) This article and the referee article from last year are why Peter King is so infuriating. He has more access than anyone in the NFL and when he uses it he can create great content, but instead he sits around talking about coffee and meandering through 10k words saying nothing. 2) I absolutely agree with you. The commitment required to play quarterback is like nothing else in sports.
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Dec 1, 2015 01:28
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Manziel will be subbed in on the 4th quarter and drop a Hail Mary 80 yard pass and win the game then do a line of cocaine on live television.
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