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I want JFF and Tebow to tag team SEC broadcasts. Yes, I know that Tebow is a sure negative quantity at commentary. I don't care.
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Dec 1, 2015 01:40
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Manziel will be subbed in on the 4th quarter and drop a Hail Mary 80 yard pass and win the game then do a line of cocaine on live television. i loving hope this is true
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Dec 1, 2015 01:48
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Johnny Manz has a laughable NFL career which means he's still immeasurably more successful than myself.
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Dec 1, 2015 02:04
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Dec 1, 2015 04:05
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I think Manziel should get help because I think he has a problem
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Dec 1, 2015 04:41
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:I think Manziel should get help because I think he has a problem yeah nobody ever taught him how to dab on them folks
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Dec 1, 2015 04:58
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The Browns don't deserve JFF Or maybe they deserve each other
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Dec 1, 2015 05:56
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Dec 1, 2015 06:38
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I wonder what it's like to go to rehab and have a relapse all before age 23 It's probably very good
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Dec 1, 2015 13:34
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JFF would have won last night.
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Dec 1, 2015 14:03
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v2vian man posted:I wonder what it's like to go to rehab and have a relapse all before age 23 Manziel is truly a rock star that had early (pre-major label) success but now had the party lifestyle take him down. What would be the rock & roll equivalent of JFF?
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Dec 1, 2015 23:03
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Android Bicyclist posted:Manziel is truly a rock star that had early (pre-major label) success but now had the party lifestyle take him down. Sid Vicious
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Dec 2, 2015 03:53
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*stands up and hollers* Josh McCown Is--poo poo wait *pulls off Irony Headband* Josh McCown Is Good He's done for the year but here are his season stats 8 starts 1-7 186/292 (63.7%) 2109 yards 12 TD, 4 Int. 7.2 y/a, 11.3 y/c, 263 y/g 93.3 QB rating, 53.92 "QBR" 23 sacks 20 carries, 98 yards, 1 TD, 9 fumbles
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Dec 2, 2015 15:34
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Steve Sarkisian needs to be the next Browns coach. Josh Gordon will be known as "the sober one" next year.
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Dec 2, 2015 15:41
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The Browns drafted JFF because a homeless guy told them to.
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Dec 2, 2015 18:57
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Dec 2, 2015 19:12
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This is bullshit and bad. Once Belichick comes back to Cleveland he's going to start JFF and win the Super Bowl.
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Dec 2, 2015 19:19
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This is bullshit and bad. Once Belichick comes back to Cleveland he's going to start JFF and win the Super Bowl.
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Dec 2, 2015 19:19
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Only the Cleveland Browns could make me feel bad for JFF
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Dec 2, 2015 19:20
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No Butt Stuff posted:Steve Sarkisian needs to be the next Browns coach. Is he the guy who showed up to practice/games drunk off his rear end?
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Dec 2, 2015 19:53
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haljordan posted:Is he the guy who showed up to practice/games drunk off his rear end? yes, thats sark. josh gordon committed the unspeakable crime of getting so high in a taco bell drive thru that he passed out in the car
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Dec 2, 2015 20:09
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NickRoweFillea posted:yes, thats sark. josh gordon committed the unspeakable crime of getting so high in a taco bell drive thru that he passed out in the car Lol the proud legacy of USC coaches. You'll either get pulled off a bus and fired in an airport closet or turn into a raging alkie.
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Dec 2, 2015 20:11
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NickRoweFillea posted:yes, thats sark. josh gordon committed the unspeakable crime of getting so high in a taco bell drive thru that he passed out in the car And for me, that is Tuesday. Mbisonyes.gif
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Dec 2, 2015 20:14
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effectual posted:Sid Vicious I am leaning more Chris Brown like.
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Dec 2, 2015 20:36
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May the Austin Davis era prove fruitful.
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Dec 2, 2015 21:27
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Holy poo poo Browns just let JFF play. What do you have to lose
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Dec 2, 2015 22:24
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v2vian man posted:20 carries, 98 yards, 1 TD, 9 fumbles drat son, better start deflating those balls a bit
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Dec 2, 2015 22:33
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Popy posted:Holy poo poo Browns just let JFF play. What do you have to lose Trade value from him sucking, or a good draft pick from him winning
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Dec 2, 2015 22:38
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Chris James 2 posted:Trade value from him sucking, or a good draft pick from him winning So which coach would chissel Manziel into the elite QB we all know he is?
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Dec 2, 2015 22:41
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:So which coach would chissel Manziel into the elite QB we all know he is? Something something Chip Kelly. Serious answer like a year ago was probably Kyle Shanahan using the rookie RG3 plan...except he actually had Manziel and that didn't work. He's about a trillion times too stupid to run anything like New England's offense, so LOL NO to McDaniels. Chud did a good job with noted moron QB Derek Anderson and early career Cam Newton? e: Ooh, Mike McCoy based on the Tebow miracle year in Denver! 
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Dec 2, 2015 22:47
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Maybe Austin Davis is actually really good?? Maybe?
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Dec 2, 2015 22:59
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Chris James 2 posted:Trade value from him sucking, or a good draft pick from him winning What trade value do you believe JFF has left?
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Dec 2, 2015 23:18
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Intruder posted:What trade value do you believe JFF has left? Whatever Jerry Jones is willing to give.
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Dec 2, 2015 23:19
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Dec 3, 2015 00:16
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Goetta posted:Maybe Austin Davis is actually really good?? Maybe? Well the rams didn't think so so I won't get my hopes up.
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Dec 3, 2015 01:09
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Bigass Moth posted:Well the rams didn't think so so I won't get my hopes up. Their ability to judge quarterbacks is suspect to be fair.
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Dec 3, 2015 03:39
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sean10mm posted:Their ability to judge quarterbacks is suspect to be fair. This is correct. I would take Manziel over any QB on the Rams roster. At least he'd make losing exciting to watch.
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Dec 3, 2015 03:51
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This is my favorite fan shot ever. "Number One!!!!" *half-hearted, drunken fist pump* *burp* "Number One!!!"
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Dec 3, 2015 04:48
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Parmesan Basil posted:He strikes me as a fan of Danger: Death Ray! personally. He wistfully watches Hobgoblins and wishes the Hobgoblins would come to his house so he could live his fantasy of not being terrible
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