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Johnny FOotball
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he owns 46 9.85%
John Football 86 18.42%
I love the elfish drunkardd 78 16.70%
In my dreams Football Johnny forever rolls right gesticulating and pump faking and lowering his head into clown rear end fools and he's got a good buzz on and he's throwing incredibly late to a receiver who's been open since the dawn of time and when he completes the touchdown pass he pops a bottle at the club and i wake up and i am Active in my Private Area 257 55.03%
Total: 467 votes
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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
DS9 is the best.

While the Browns are, like, Enterprise.

Possibly Nemesis.

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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


The Browns are Earth: Final Conflict.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Probably Magic posted:

DS9 is the best.

While the Browns are, like, Enterprise.

Possibly Nemesis.

The Browns are that episode of Voyager that even the writers decided to pretend never existed becuase it was so bad.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threshold+%28Star+Trek%3A_Voyager%29?wprov=sfla1

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Febreeze posted:

DS9 is good

It was poo poo and only got good after ripping off B5 with the Dominion War. Even then it ended stupidly with Sisko Messiah. Jesus.

Also, BAJORANS ARE PALESTINIANS, GET IT?

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

warcrimes posted:

It was poo poo and only got good after ripping off B5 with the Dominion War. Even then it ended stupidly with Sisko Messiah. Jesus.

Also, BAJORANS ARE PALESTINIANS, GET IT?

Ds9 is good and your opinions are bad. Also, I am starting to appreciate a Carolina style vinegar based sauce.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

i'm convinced Enterprise was created and written by people with grudges against Scott Bakula and Jolene Blalock

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I'm partial to Star Trek: A New Hope

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

I'm partial to Star Trek: A New Hope

I prefer Star Trek: The Return of the Half-Blood King

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Harry Potter and the Ballad of Smeagol FTW

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Alaois posted:

i'm convinced Enterprise was created and written by people with grudges against Scott Bakula and Jolene Blalock

I didn't watch Enterprise when it first came out and only caught it on Netflix. I thought the idea of a temporal cold war was pretty loving cool, along with how and why they developed the technology that you see in the chronologically later Star Treks, but the execution was so terrible.

I binges watch and expected sooooooo much.

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
^^^ the ending was bullshit, though.

Probably Magic posted:

DS9 is the best.

While the Browns are, like, Enterprise.

Possibly Nemesis.

Insurrection.

This derail owns.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

SmokeEater posted:

^^^ the ending was bullshit, though.

Agreed. Let's have the two least successful actors post TNG be the crux of the finale, with everyone wondering if Riker hosed them once the camera cut away (he totally did, see SA front page).

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

SmokeEater posted:

^^^ the ending was bullshit, though.


Insurrection.

This derail owns.

Insurrection is harmlessly bad like... the Titans.

poo poo.

And I was thinking of "Threshold," but I decided that needed to be reserved for... I dunno, yeah, Browns are "Threshold."

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
If they're so harmless how do they keep finding ways to cause me pain?

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Metapod posted:

If they're so harmless how do they keep finding ways to cause me pain?

That's the Picard-Anji romance you're feeling there.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
Enterprise was way better than people give it credit! The theme song will always be atrocious, but Bakula did well as a poorly written character (Archer would have been okay as anyone on the crew except the Captain/Humanity's first ambassador to the galaxy), half the characters were decent (Tripp, T'Pol after the first half season or so, and Dr Phlox were all good, and everybody loves Shran), and most of the major plots were solid, especially as the seasons passed. Admittedly it's very not perfect, with half the characters being pointless and dumb, and the worst final episode to a show I've ever seen, but the season long arcs were a nice follow-up to DS9's doing the same, so for general Trek purposes of throwing it on in the background while folding laundry it suits the bill just fine. Besides, anything is better than Voyager.

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
:yikes:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Any Star Trek where the commanding officer is not using their rank to bang crew mates and ship guests is a Star Trek I don't watch.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Thaddius the Large posted:

Enterprise was way better than people give it credit! The theme song will always be atrocious, but Bakula did well as a poorly written character (Archer would have been okay as anyone on the crew except the Captain/Humanity's first ambassador to the galaxy), half the characters were decent (Tripp, T'Pol after the first half season or so, and Dr Phlox were all good, and everybody loves Shran), and most of the major plots were solid, especially as the seasons passed. Admittedly it's very not perfect, with half the characters being pointless and dumb, and the worst final episode to a show I've ever seen, but the season long arcs were a nice follow-up to DS9's doing the same, so for general Trek purposes of throwing it on in the background while folding laundry it suits the bill just fine. Besides, anything is better than Voyager.

I would totally watch a Star Trek show starring Archer.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

That dude has a labia minora on his forehead.:stonklol:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

BGrifter posted:

I would totally watch a Star Trek show starring Archer.



Set phasers to fun

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
jesus christ

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

This is just embarrassing.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
If they just made a star trek with Martin Lawrence as the captain I would gladly pay for cable again.

Also the browns should hire Martin Lawrence too.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Johnny, please do something and end this derail.

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
Here I am seeing all these new replies and thinking there was a drunken prostitute scandal or something

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Chichevache posted:

Set phasers to fun

PHASING!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

star wars is kind of cool but this is a football forum so let's keep things on track, fellas

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

andy dalton lost his luggage again. i think, probably.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

andy dalton lost his luggage again. i think, probably.

You should stop stealing his clothes.

Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO
this is me not reading all y'alls nerd poo poo

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
If NFL owners were star trek races, Snyder would be a ferengi right?

Foot ball

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Wonder what TNG episode is Manziel's favorite...

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Anaranjado posted:

If NFL owners were star trek races, Snyder would be a ferengi right?

Foot ball

No Ferengi make a profit, he would have to be some race that is cheap but dumb instead of smart and greedy.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Elephanthead posted:

No Ferengi make a profit, he would have to be some race that is cheap but dumb instead of smart and greedy.

The Pakleds from the season two episode "Good Samaritan"

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Elephanthead posted:

No Ferengi make a profit, he would have to be some race that is cheap but dumb instead of smart and greedy.

The Skins are an incredibly popular franchise and make tons of profit

All the owners would be Ferengi except maybe Mark Davis, who is Morn

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Parmesan Basil posted:

The Pakleds from the season two episode "Good Samaritan"

We look for quarterbacks. Quarterbacks that run. :downs:

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

Wow 100 new posts I wonder what happ-:staredog:

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


Oh hi guys what's going----

on?

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


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