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| In my dreams Football Johnny forever rolls right gesticulating and pump faking and lowering his head into clown rear end fools and he's got a good buzz on and he's throwing incredibly late to a receiver who's been open since the dawn of time and when he completes the touchdown pass he pops a bottle at the club and i wake up and i am Active in my Private Area |
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Chichevache posted:Tbf, I find it way more concerning that football autist Teddy Bridgewater is the same age as Manziel and he does not have any embarrassing videos out there (excluding his gameday tape against Seattle). Anyone that dedicated to a single craft has to have some really disgusting personal secrets. Can we talk about how he is probably stalking and murdering young men in Minneapolis? speaking of russell wilson's children's hospital obsession
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v2vian man posted:speaking of russell wilson's children's hospital obsession Agreed. A man trying that hard to look squeaky clean has got to be dirty, like Manning denying his use of HGH. To quote the great Bill Hicks, "I always wondered about his collection of children's shoes...."
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Dec 29, 2015 05:44
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It would not surprise me at all if Russell Wilson had at least 5 dead hookers in his basement. "The first time" is not the only thing he's hiding from Ciara.
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Dec 29, 2015 05:48
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Benne posted:It would not surprise me at all if Russell Wilson had at least 5 dead hookers in his basement.
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Dec 29, 2015 05:51
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v2vian man posted:alone and broke, 2017 johnny manziel curses the day instagram permitted video posts I'm enjoying the "broke and homeless" future for JFF being pushed farther and farther back
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Dec 29, 2015 05:57
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computer parts posted:I'm enjoying the "broke and homeless" future for JFF being pushed farther and farther back
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Dec 29, 2015 06:03
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Johnny Manziel is cool af
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Dec 29, 2015 06:17
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i wish i had johnny
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Dec 29, 2015 06:18
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Johnny Manziel is cool af
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Dec 29, 2015 06:28
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#freeJFF kill the steelers
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Dec 29, 2015 06:35
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Magicpants posted:I don't doubt this, but Wilson is definitely still a virgin. He just wanted to make them clean. They were the early test subjects for his nano bubbles
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Dec 29, 2015 07:10
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is there a party so radical that even johnny could not attend it
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Dec 29, 2015 07:17
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Quest For Glory II posted:is there a party so radical that even johnny could not attend it it's at LeSean McCoy's undisclosed location
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Dec 29, 2015 07:41
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:I mean... Yeah. But his situation is way different and you know that. his situation is exactly the kind that warrants drinking. crap job? check working on holidays? check awful bosses? check away from family? check in cleveland? check e: typing this made me sad 3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 08:37 on Dec 29, 2015 |
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Dec 29, 2015 08:31
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Raku posted:it's at LeSean McCoy's undisclosed location LeSean McCoy's invite was for "anything in a skirt", so the entire NFL is invited.
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Dec 29, 2015 09:05
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Quest For Glory II posted:is there a party so radical that even johnny could not attend it uh, like, isis or something probably.
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Dec 29, 2015 09:45
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shiksa posted:uh, like, isis or something probably. You just spoiled January's big story.
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Dec 29, 2015 16:27
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:You just spoiled January's big story. He is Syrian, after all
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Dec 29, 2015 16:28
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Goetta posted:Man who still drinks four loko in 2015 come on Johnny It's the Manzielest of drinks
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Dec 29, 2015 17:26
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Chichevache posted:Tbf, I find it way more concerning that football autist Teddy Bridgewater is the same age as Manziel and he does not have any embarrassing videos out there (excluding his gameday tape against Seattle). Anyone that dedicated to a single craft has to have some really disgusting personal secrets. Can we talk about how he is probably stalking and murdering young men in Minneapolis? We already saw the Giants game.
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Dec 29, 2015 17:26
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Rumor is pettine stays and farmer gets fired, so Johnny will be a cowboy by next preseason and all will be right in the world as the browns ruin whatever qb they draft in the top five.
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Dec 29, 2015 17:34
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Bigass Moth posted:Rumor is pettine stays and farmer gets fired, so Johnny will be a cowboy by next preseason and all will be right in the world as the browns ruin whatever qb they draft in the top five. The only way it gets better is if he becomes the next Tony Romo ala Favre -> Rodgers.
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Dec 29, 2015 17:46
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computer parts posted:The only way it gets better is if he becomes the next Tony Romo ala Favre -> Rodgers. It's certainly possible but I'd really prefer if Manziel ended up somewhere really, really quiet (a la Favre going from Atlanta to Green Bay). I mean this might not work because he's still getting in poo poo in Cleveland but Dallas or any big market team seems like it might make things worse.
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Dec 29, 2015 17:58
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Isentropy posted:It's certainly possible but I'd really prefer if Manziel ended up somewhere really, really quiet (a la Favre going from Atlanta to Green Bay). I mean this might not work because he's still getting in poo poo in Cleveland but Dallas or any big market team seems like it might make things worse. Cleveland actually tends to get media attention because they are always such a trainwreck. He needs to go to a place like the Chargers or Rams. Remember how fast we all forgot Manti Teo when he ended up in SD
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Dec 29, 2015 18:09
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Yeah, he needs to go to a lowkey bad team. Send him to the Saints as a replacement for Brees. Although sending him to a city with Mardi Gras may prove to be a bad idea for his wellbeing.
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Dec 29, 2015 18:12
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Febreeze posted:Cleveland actually tends to get media attention because they are always such a trainwreck. Is the joke there that both teams are probably heading to LA?
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Dec 29, 2015 18:19
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Isentropy posted:It's certainly possible but I'd really prefer if Manziel ended up somewhere really, really quiet (a la Favre going from Atlanta to Green Bay). I mean this might not work because he's still getting in poo poo in Cleveland but Dallas or any big market team seems like it might make things worse. Johnny would drink himself into oblivion in Wisconsin.
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Dec 29, 2015 18:23
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Febreeze posted:Cleveland actually tends to get media attention because they are always such a trainwreck. This sounds pretty good. I think that even in LA they won't get much attention so they'd be fine places for him to land, and he can't really be any worse than Case Keenum or Kellen Clemens. No Butt Stuff posted:Johnny would drink himself into oblivion in Wisconsin. The only other place that came to mind as not in a major media market/possibly looking for a backup QB was Buffalo and I'm not sure the world is ready for Manziel/billsfan vines and instagrams.
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Dec 29, 2015 18:43
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I can't see JFF anywhere but Dallas, and that notion is bolstered by the recent Jerry Jones lamentation about not being prepared for Romo's injury plagued season. Johnny Football will replace Romo in Dallas sooner or later
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Dec 29, 2015 19:41
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and jerry jones wont give a poo poo about manziel partying. he signed greg hardy
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Dec 29, 2015 19:42
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Manziel leading the Cowboys to a super bowl will be the straw that breaks Cleveland.
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Dec 29, 2015 20:24
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Manziel leading the Cowboys to a super bowl will be the straw that breaks Cleveland. Just snaps itself off and falls into Lake Erie.
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Dec 29, 2015 20:25
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Manziel leading the Cowboys to a super bowl will be the straw that breaks Cleveland. No way. I am rooting for Brandon weeden or Brian hoyer to win the super bowl for the Texans and if you aren't doing the same I got two words for ya!!!
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Dec 29, 2015 20:58
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computer parts posted:I'm enjoying the "broke and homeless" future for JFF being pushed farther and farther back What if... the homeless guy that told Haslam to hire JFF really was JFF from the future.
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Dec 29, 2015 21:18
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Bigass Moth posted:No way. I am rooting for Brandon weeden or Brian hoyer to win the super bowl for the Texans and if you aren't doing the same I got two words for ya!!! I'm personally pulling for Super Bowl Champion Aaron Murray, because gently caress Alex Smith.
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Dec 30, 2015 00:01
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Chilichimp posted:I'm personally pulling for Super Bowl Champion Aaron Murray, because gently caress Alex Smith. parm parachute account spotted
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Dec 30, 2015 00:03
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Dubious posted:parm parachute account spotted Hah, no, I'm one of the Falcons fans that still likes Matt Ryan and doesn't think he's the problem in Atlanta.
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Dec 30, 2015 00:13
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Wild ride continues @NateUlrichABJ #Browns say Johnny Manziel came to facility today & indicated concussion-like symptoms. He's undergoing evaluation for possible concussion #Browns say CB Tramon Williams indicated concussion-like symptoms on Tuesday and is in protocol after being diagnosed with a concussion. How you gonna get concussed on your day off 
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Dec 30, 2015 18:14
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JFF showed up to the Browns facilities and reported Concussion-like symptoms. He is entering the league's Concussion protocol. Obviously the hangover jokes write themselves. E: phone-posting takes a long time apparently
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Dec 30, 2015 18:18
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He really wants to go to Dallas, I guess. Or just not play the steelers after they killed the other not bad quarterback from ohio.
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