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Johnny FOotball
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he owns 46 9.85%
John Football 86 18.42%
I love the elfish drunkardd 78 16.70%
In my dreams Football Johnny forever rolls right gesticulating and pump faking and lowering his head into clown rear end fools and he's got a good buzz on and he's throwing incredibly late to a receiver who's been open since the dawn of time and when he completes the touchdown pass he pops a bottle at the club and i wake up and i am Active in my Private Area 257 55.03%
Total: 467 votes
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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Android Bicyclist posted:

Manziel is truly a rock star that had early (pre-major label) success but now had the party lifestyle take him down.

What would be the rock & roll equivalent of JFF?

Sid Vicious

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

He never learned to run or run or study so well but he could throw a football just like ringin a bell.

Drink drink! Drink, Johnny, drink, drink!
Snort snort! Snort, Johnny, snort, snort!
Johnny be bad.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
I can throw a ball
though I'm not real tall
I can run a little, too
(And party like a fool)
Anything you pay me to

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
I bet I was drunker than he was.

Maybe pettine just hates rap

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
They didn't want to say he was loving in the shower

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

He must be concussed if he's at hard rock.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
He's just doing guerilla advertising for the sequel

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
That skillrex stuff is ok in small doses, can't imagine hearing it for hours at a party tho.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
"Fuckes"

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Jff is cool to follow so i hope someone keeps playing him.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Dubious posted:

corporate office jobs are boring as gently caress and you most certainly don't want one if you value your sanity

drat right. Humans were made to hunt

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

The nfl needs guys like this, as long as they aren't hitting women.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
JFF isn't paid to be good, he's an entertainer, and he just took a major heel turn.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Speleothing posted:

Maybe he forever changed the way draft prospects are analyzed?

Don't let hobos make your draft choices.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

v2vian man posted:

those are just minorities buddy

Why do you think there are so many anti-homeless laws?
( :thejoke: )

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
If you draft him...he will party hard...

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Ammanas posted:

Don't be ridiculous. The real question is what if Russel Wilson is one of Tom bradys illegitimate children from his jungle fever days. Think about it

Then sb49 was yet another time the prick kept his half-kid down.

I was gonna do a lovely photoshop of the Quick and the Dead scene but gotta go to work :(

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
I liked watching Leaf in college :(

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Donkwich posted:

I imagine Cleveland has a bunch of abandoned houses like Detroit or Gary

Why can't the homeless live in them? #bootstraps

Because then the banks can't lower supply to increase prices.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Bigass Moth posted:

Yeah but he's rich and white so...

So was Andy Dusfrene

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Probably Magic posted:

That explains why, when I woke up from a nap one time after drinking a bunch of champagne at a brunch that the staff kept refilling over, that I felt like I was going to die.

Guess JFF gets... off on that ? No idea.

There's no hangover if you never sober up

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

More like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U7rOUSvYM8

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