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This is important
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 00:20 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 23:00 |
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it's golden idiot
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 00:20 |
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stay gold ponyboy
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 00:21 |
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the great deceiver posted:it's golden idiot
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 00:22 |
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the great deceiver posted:it's golden idiot John Denver and the Muppets disagree. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDBMzGq1vhs
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 00:23 |
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i dont give a gently caress what john denver and the muppets think
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 00:24 |
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they're loving muppets the clue is in the name
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 00:26 |
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Both are perfectly fine op
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 00:27 |
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Who cares?
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 00:27 |
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the great deceiver posted:it's golden idiot
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 00:54 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:John Denver and the Muppets disagree. God drat it my parents have this cd and play it every year
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 00:55 |
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Gold is one syllable short, god drat you.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 00:56 |
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The song is in public domain ecept for the five golden rings line. That bit is copyrighted because some guy published the song in a book and changed the line to rings.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 00:59 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:The song is in public domain ecept for the five golden rings line. That bit is copyrighted because some guy published the song in a book and changed the line to rings. First they take my birthday, now they take my true love??
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 00:59 |
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 01:09 |
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I too remember that Eddie Izzard bit
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 01:11 |
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more importantly, it's colly birds, not calling birds.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 01:25 |
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what the gently caress man who sings five golden rings its loving gold you bunch of loving dribblechins
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 01:46 |
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the great deceiver posted:it's golden idiot The number of syllables in 'golden' fits much better. People sound like 'tard mongoloids when they say 'gold.'
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 01:55 |
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"Gold" is perfectly acceptable if you have a stroke at that moment in your performance, which is really best for all involved, so it's usually considered the preferred form.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 02:00 |
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its not thanksgiving yet stfu about xmas bay leaves in your turkey brine yes/no
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 02:05 |
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LegoPirateNinja posted:its not thanksgiving yet stfu about xmas No. gently caress NO. Kill yourself
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 02:06 |
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LegoPirateNinja posted:its not thanksgiving yet stfu about xmas no also dont put stuffing in your turkey, it dries the meat out
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 02:07 |
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Tommah posted:no You can also kill yourself
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 02:08 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:John Denver and the Muppets disagree. it's John Denver idiot
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 02:17 |
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golden, obviously, due to the syllables and the beat of the song 5 gold rings only makes sense if you're a fuckwit
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 02:21 |
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Moridin920 posted:
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 02:24 |
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Five golden manbabies to you, goon sir
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 02:30 |
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golden like ponyboy you fuckin you retard
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 02:34 |
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this is like the time i met someone who thought head shoulders knees and toes went: Eyes and Ears and Mowowowowouth and couldn't figure out why the last part didn't rhyme with toes.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 03:17 |
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Five brown rings because that song is 12 sorts of rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 03:24 |
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three butt doves two butt hens and a butthead in a butt tree
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 04:07 |
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This is it. This is the topic that will divide the forums and be the undoing of something awful.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 04:10 |
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Tommah posted:also dont put stuffing in your turkey, it dries the meat out What on earth do you Americans do to turkeys to make them dry? Turkey's lean but you sure as poo poo don't need to brine it, forego stuffing it, or any other stupid poo poo in order for it to be juicy. Do y'all buy the biggest turkey you can find and cook it for a bazillion hours or something because it's not difficult poultry to cook. Stuffing which hasn't been cooked in the poultry cavity tastes like crap. quote:This is the topic that will divide the forums and be the undoing of something awful. No. To stuff or not stuff the turkey is far more important and will divide the forums.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 04:17 |
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www posted:Both are perfectly fine op gently caress off
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 04:19 |
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Lolie posted:What on earth do you Americans do to turkeys to make them dry? Turkey's lean but you sure as poo poo don't need to brine it, forego stuffing it, or any other stupid poo poo in order for it to be juicy. Do y'all buy the biggest turkey you can find and cook it for a bazillion hours or something because it's not difficult poultry to cook. Stuffing which hasn't been cooked in the poultry cavity tastes like crap. To be fair, our turkeys generally come in 20lbs (8kg) and up, and basically taste like the growth hormone tumor that they are. Also, in my experience, they are usually free if you buy other stuff at the same grocery store, so, really, they are just stockpot birds. You cut off all the juicy bits and render them into a superior stock whereby an orgasmic gravy is created. That way, people don't even have to eat the turkey to enjoy it, they can just ladle it over the stuffing (obviously cooked outside of the bird, how else are you going to get some Maillard crispy goodness), the potatoes, and the wide variety of vegetable sides. Brined, but nevertheless dry and boring turkey is just there to provide yogic centering to a plate and a means of distributing the feeding process until unconsciousness is achieved.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 04:49 |
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if you need to stretch a one syllable word across two notes you a bitch
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 04:57 |
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5 guys burgers and fries is the correct answer OP
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 05:00 |
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Hate this song so much no matter who does it, and I enjoy Christmas music. Love the Muppets, hate that goddamn John Denver song, especially because Miss Piggy says GOOOOOLD instead of golden like any sane, rational singer would sing it. In short, may Frank Oz burn in Hell.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 05:05 |
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a turtle? a dove? what the heck is this thing?
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 05:14 |