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Gold or Golden rings?
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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
This is important

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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
it's golden idiot

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
stay gold ponyboy

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the great deceiver posted:

it's golden idiot

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

the great deceiver posted:

it's golden idiot

John Denver and the Muppets disagree. :colbert:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDBMzGq1vhs

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i dont give a gently caress what john denver and the muppets think

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

they're loving muppets

the clue is in the name

www
Aug 4, 2010

Both are perfectly fine op :)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Who cares? :shrug:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

the great deceiver posted:

it's golden idiot

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


God drat it my parents have this cd and play it every year

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Gold is one syllable short, god drat you.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
The song is in public domain ecept for the five golden rings line. That bit is copyrighted because some guy published the song in a book and changed the line to rings.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Hector Beerlioz posted:

The song is in public domain ecept for the five golden rings line. That bit is copyrighted because some guy published the song in a book and changed the line to rings.

First they take my birthday, now they take my true love??

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
I too remember that Eddie Izzard bit

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
more importantly, it's colly birds, not calling birds.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
what the gently caress man who sings five golden rings its loving gold you bunch of loving dribblechins

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

the great deceiver posted:

it's golden idiot

The number of syllables in 'golden' fits much better. People sound like 'tard mongoloids when they say 'gold.'

Xenophanes
Nov 8, 2015
"Gold" is perfectly acceptable if you have a stroke at that moment in your performance, which is really best for all involved, so it's usually considered the preferred form.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
its not thanksgiving yet stfu about xmas

bay leaves in your turkey brine yes/no

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

LegoPirateNinja posted:

its not thanksgiving yet stfu about xmas

bay leaves in your turkey brine yes/no

No. gently caress NO.
Kill yourself

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

LegoPirateNinja posted:

its not thanksgiving yet stfu about xmas

bay leaves in your turkey brine yes/no

no




also dont put stuffing in your turkey, it dries the meat out

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Tommah posted:

no




also dont put stuffing in your turkey, it dries the meat out

You can also kill yourself

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm


it's John Denver idiot

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
golden, obviously, due to the syllables and the beat of the song

5 gold rings only makes sense if you're a fuckwit

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

Moridin920 posted:


5 gold rings only makes sense if you're a fuckwit

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Five golden manbabies to you, goon sir

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
golden like ponyboy you fuckin you retard

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




this is like the time i met someone who thought head shoulders knees and toes went:
Eyes and Ears and Mowowowowouth and couldn't figure out why the last part didn't rhyme with toes.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Five brown rings because that song is 12 sorts of rear end in a top hat.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
three butt doves
two butt hens
and a butthead in a butt tree

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
This is it. This is the topic that will divide the forums and be the undoing of something awful.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Tommah posted:

also dont put stuffing in your turkey, it dries the meat out

What on earth do you Americans do to turkeys to make them dry? Turkey's lean but you sure as poo poo don't need to brine it, forego stuffing it, or any other stupid poo poo in order for it to be juicy. Do y'all buy the biggest turkey you can find and cook it for a bazillion hours or something because it's not difficult poultry to cook. Stuffing which hasn't been cooked in the poultry cavity tastes like crap.

quote:

This is the topic that will divide the forums and be the undoing of something awful.

No. To stuff or not stuff the turkey is far more important and will divide the forums.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

www posted:

Both are perfectly fine op :)

:laffo: gently caress off

Xenophanes
Nov 8, 2015

Lolie posted:

What on earth do you Americans do to turkeys to make them dry? Turkey's lean but you sure as poo poo don't need to brine it, forego stuffing it, or any other stupid poo poo in order for it to be juicy. Do y'all buy the biggest turkey you can find and cook it for a bazillion hours or something because it's not difficult poultry to cook. Stuffing which hasn't been cooked in the poultry cavity tastes like crap.


No. To stuff or not stuff the turkey is far more important and will divide the forums.

To be fair, our turkeys generally come in 20lbs (8kg) and up, and basically taste like the growth hormone tumor that they are. Also, in my experience, they are usually free if you buy other stuff at the same grocery store, so, really, they are just stockpot birds. You cut off all the juicy bits and render them into a superior stock whereby an orgasmic gravy is created. That way, people don't even have to eat the turkey to enjoy it, they can just ladle it over the stuffing (obviously cooked outside of the bird, how else are you going to get some Maillard crispy goodness), the potatoes, and the wide variety of vegetable sides. Brined, but nevertheless dry and boring turkey is just there to provide yogic centering to a plate and a means of distributing the feeding process until unconsciousness is achieved.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

if you need to stretch a one syllable word across two notes you a bitch

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
5 guys burgers and fries is the correct answer OP

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Hate this song so much no matter who does it, and I enjoy Christmas music.

Love the Muppets, hate that goddamn John Denver song, especially because Miss Piggy says GOOOOOLD instead of golden like any sane, rational singer would sing it.

In short, may Frank Oz burn in Hell.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
a turtle? a dove? what the heck is this thing?

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