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Applewhite posted:Guy: I have an ugly, huge butt! They made this man a mod for a couple of hours
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www posted:They made this man a mod for a couple of hours Yeah it would be better if there were some kind of app that converted your words into those text bubbles so I could post screenshots of that but I'm a more low tech, high concept kind of guy.
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Me: This is a really, really good thread You: Thanks! Me: I meant to say really really bad. Autocorrect.
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guy: its tim to die guy: i mean Time to die. i oval office go on like this. [....] guy2: hey dude i only just got this massage are u ok. guy2: i mean message lmbo,. u dead bro?
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I'm guy Edit: sorry, I'm gay, stupid autocorrect
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DikFaic posted:one time my phone autocorrected "too forward" to "too die hard" You phone sounds pretty cool
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DikFaic posted:M'lady, might I have your hand in marriage, or am I being too die hard? DikFaic's crush posted:Who is this?
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Your Mom: Turn my holes inside out Me: ??? Your Mom: Sorry *please paint my garage Me: Sure Mrs White
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:Your Mom: Turn my holes inside out
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this a good thread *knocks on wall *prys at the floorboards real solid! good foundation and the wiring is up to code.
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you left out where they stand on their hind legs to intimidate predators, then do a double hi-5
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Orkin Mang posted:guy: its tim to die lol
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My phone always tries to autocorrect "like" to "kike". I have never typed kike, I am not anti-semitic, unlike my stupid lovely phone. edit: oh god, I just did type kike now, I hope my phone doesn't find out. 
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