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Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I'm pretty thankle for my badly sprained ankle. I've been hobbling around my apartment for days

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

the ghost ship was called the gayflower

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I'm pretty sure I fractured something, but who can afford to see a doctor these days am I right

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Aralan posted:

who can afford to see a doctor these days am I right

me, jerry mumphrey

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i spend a lot of time worrying about my heart beat

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i am walking the straight line nice and tight

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

me, jerry mumphrey

Well when you see him please ask him for an ankle cast and a whole mess of vicodin and then send it to me thanks

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

i spend a lot of time worrying about my heart beat

wolf-nuts can help you if you seek him

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Aralan posted:

Well when you see him please ask him for an ankle cast and a whole mess of vicodin and then send it to me thanks

here kitty kitty

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Aralan posted:

Well when you see him please ask him for an ankle cast and a whole mess of vicodin and then send it to me thanks

i could maybe see clear to tying a bag around your head and punching you until nothing matters

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Ok that'll work too thanks in advance

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

dad gay. so what posted:

wolf-nuts can help you if you seek him

he's gone man :chloe:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i dont want to touch wolf nuts. the moment of horror between the stopping of the heart and the loss of consciousness to death is what im always worrying about and expecting with every beat of my boozefueled heart

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

he's gone man :chloe:

i like the ghost ship idea, we should talk to that guy

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
thanking is ableist oppressive doublespeak

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

i dont want to touch wolf nuts. the moment of horror between the stopping of the heart and the loss of consciousness to death is what im always worrying about and expecting with every beat of my boozefueled heart

when your heart stops its the most horrible feeling imaginable. it can not be described with words. wilting flower was the nicest thing i could come up with, but really its like sinking through the earth into cold dark hell. i would go talk to wolf-nuts.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i guess you could say its what im most "thankle" for

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

ghost ship sets sale at the witching hour

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

ghost ship sets sale at the witching hour

im there

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
imagine... the biggest whale ankle in the seven seas

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
a sea adventure with a heart of gold

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
the helmsman should have a good handle on rudder commands and heading commands

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

dad gay. so what posted:

when your heart stops its the most horrible feeling imaginable. it can not be described with words. wilting flower was the nicest thing i could come up with, but really its like sinking through the earth into cold dark hell. i would go talk to wolf-nuts.

Why don't you take off your clothes and lie down?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Champenema posted:

Why don't you take off your clothes and lie down?

i was in an emergency room so most of my clothes were off already :confused:

Vulture
Aug 7, 2012

im thankful for my health. i drink lot but i am healthy. i exervise by walking. thankful for my family. friends are reason to be thankful for too. sa as well. happy thanksgving.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
wait which way is port and which is starboard? and where do i plug my iphone in??

Vulture
Aug 7, 2012

A misanthrope posted:

wait which way is port and which is starboard? where do i plug my iphone in??

port is back i tihnk starboar is front. you plug your iphone in avaliable wall jack.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

A misanthrope posted:

wait which way is port and which is starboard? and where do i plug my iphone in??

Port is left
Starboard is right

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

A misanthrope posted:

wait which way is port and which is starboard? and where do i plug my iphone in??

just remember "p" for left and "s" for right

Vulture
Aug 7, 2012

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Port is left
Starboard is right

why is right called "starboard"?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Vulture posted:

why is right called "starboard"?

its the one facing the stars, the other one faces the port that you could potentially be in if you were still alive

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Vulture posted:

why is right called "starboard"?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Port is left
Starboard is right

oh poo poo "port" and "left" have the same number of letters in them! trick you can use to remember. i might actually have learned something

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
wait how am i gonna ever use this knowledge

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
what is thankle mean? thankle in advance op!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
ghost ship leaves at zero hundred hours, so get your poo poo together

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

A misanthrope posted:

wait how am i gonna ever use this knowledge

use your knowledge to impress friends

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

thathonkey posted:

what is thankle mean? thankle in advance op!

it's a retard word dad gay made up

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Hector Beerlioz posted:

use your knowledge to impress friends

hell yeah i just tol my friends (cats) and tgeir little jaws are on the floor

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Hector Beerlioz posted:

it's a retard word dad gay made up

well i dont like it. i think it sounds stupid in my head. so i guess that answers op question no?

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