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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
ss for? or what are you thankle for? either way but seriously what are you most unthankful for in your life right now. its time to take the bull by the horns. tomorrow.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

A misanthrope posted:

im not thankful for a goddamn thing

i know but im trying to coax out of your dumb rear end what you are not thankful for. or "thankle"

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Volume posted:

I'm most unthankful for the fact that I'm a healthy person and thus have to work for a living instead of just cursing on that sweet sweet disability money.

thats the spirit

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i hate having to do stupid poo poo all the time just to try and make it to bedtime before i put a gun in my mouth. thats a lot of pressure. im not thankle, for that.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Mozi posted:

i'm not completely without unthankfullness for this thread

yeah im in a bad place, sorry for the thread.

i have no songs in my heart :(

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Ork of Fiction posted:

Mostly what I'm unthankle for is misunderstanding. :''[

yeah. *hands you a thankle* sorry for our loss :(

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

A misanthrope posted:

dont fight it. lets all go to hell tonight.

i think you are wrong. i will pull this thankle out of my soul and try and carry on, i urge everyone to do the same. i think... *wheeze* if we meet again i will call you... "anthrope". * gasp*

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Tom Gorman posted:

i'm thankle that the rogaine is sorta working after 8 months and the testosterone is helping with my gynecomastia

my new years resolution is to score at some point in 2016, will keep the thread posted w/ updates

thankle, tom gorman, for sharing. *holds chest and cringes really hard*

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Lolie posted:

I'm thankful that I'm not American and don't have to endure green bean casserole or pumpkin pie.

this thread.. is about ... thankle...*falls into the bathtub*

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Broenheim posted:

now please go kill yourself op

lol *cough*

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
welp, it look like this old bag of bones is ready shed its mortal coil and go off to pasture, looks like its time for goodbye *tears up* just need to say a couple things, get a thing or two off my chest if you will. there aint no easy way to say it, so ill just say it...looks like you will never b *cough* looks like whats is name? mommy? off to psture he says, more like off ti opfasture heh . go. whoaaa h*gasp* s just need a sec... woops - microstroke. just need to lay down for a sec. brb

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
id like to take this opportunity to apologize for all the bad posting today (im looking at YOU, everyone) this thread is horrid. there are so many others that are even worse, and i think someone just needs to say something. i have a feeling everyone is feeling a little down about thanksgiving because it sucks so bad and welp, suck it. if you want to talk about how horrible everything is, please feel free to do so, who gives a poo poo? this is the worst rthread i have ever seen

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
see? even mumphrey cant squeeze one out! sorry, mumps, happy thankgiving

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i'm more wine than man?

poo poo happens

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i am walking the straight line nice and tight

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

i spend a lot of time worrying about my heart beat

wolf-nuts can help you if you seek him

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Aralan posted:

Well when you see him please ask him for an ankle cast and a whole mess of vicodin and then send it to me thanks

here kitty kitty

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

he's gone man :chloe:

i like the ghost ship idea, we should talk to that guy

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

i dont want to touch wolf nuts. the moment of horror between the stopping of the heart and the loss of consciousness to death is what im always worrying about and expecting with every beat of my boozefueled heart

when your heart stops its the most horrible feeling imaginable. it can not be described with words. wilting flower was the nicest thing i could come up with, but really its like sinking through the earth into cold dark hell. i would go talk to wolf-nuts.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i guess you could say its what im most "thankle" for

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

ghost ship sets sale at the witching hour

im there

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
a sea adventure with a heart of gold

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
the helmsman should have a good handle on rudder commands and heading commands

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Champenema posted:

Why don't you take off your clothes and lie down?

i was in an emergency room so most of my clothes were off already :confused:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

A misanthrope posted:

wait which way is port and which is starboard? and where do i plug my iphone in??

just remember "p" for left and "s" for right

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Vulture posted:

why is right called "starboard"?

its the one facing the stars, the other one faces the port that you could potentially be in if you were still alive

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
ghost ship leaves at zero hundred hours, so get your poo poo together

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

thathonkey posted:

well i dont like it. i think it sounds stupid in my head. so i guess that answers op question no?

its a shortened form of "thankless" and you should get over it or get on board the ghost ship :rolleyes:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
btw according to the schedule that mother trucker is rudder down in t minus 1:07

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

thathonkey posted:

the opposite of thankful is unthankful though :confused:

also is the ghost ship good or bad?

yes, opposite of thankful, good reading comprehension skills, im sure everyone is very proud

im not sure yet but its leaving soon so i would get your affairs in order regardless

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

HMS Interwebs posted:

This is easy, I'm unthankful for the fact that I came home from work (night shift, gently caress yeah) at 0700 to find that our combo fridge/freezer had poo poo the bed, and the entire kitchen floor was a lake of rotting, thawed-meat blood.

You would THINK that this would be a dog's bread-and-butter. But instead of being the organic vacuum-cleaners that nature intended, they decided to use the fuckpond as a bathroom. Because why not??? The 2 German sheperds + a pitbull are usually pretty good at being dogs.

I'm poasting while waiting for the concrete to dry on my new kitchen floor.

based on your username i think you may want to set sail in about 1:05

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

thathonkey posted:

is this an aexample of thankle?

maybe :confused:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

im thsnkul my soul is like a strech armstrong bc its been streched to the highest points of elation but also down to the deepest pits of despair leaving it a retarded pretzely mess but at least its not a stupid fat lump like most peopes lives

a human crucible

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

also my mom and mcdonalds

hey are you doing the ghost ship? i meant to ask before but i was filling my sea-chest with my toiletries. it leaves at 00:00

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

yes i will be on the poop deck gazing at the ships wake and giggling about poop

k, im just glad its finally happenning, mumphrey said he has the site up and hes sending the invites through that server he was talking about, it interfaces with, well you know....

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i think i just made some headway at the pizza place tonight btw. when i got my stromboli the old italian lady said "thank you" and when i said "no thankle" (which literally means "i am not thankless" or "thank you") she winked at me and came in close and she whispered in my ear "no, no thankle you" and gave me a kiss on my cheek. :)

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

HMS Interwebs posted:

I'm thankless for the fact that my j/o buddy came like 20 seconds before midnight. Come on dude, I made it clear that it wasn't anything gay, just a festive j/o sesh. You couldn't hold off until the holliday????

loving millenials.

:wth: i got my timezone wrong the ghost ship is long gone. mother fucker.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

did she smell like spicy meatballs and parlimentry republics

kind of flour-y. you know when you cook something and it just smells like your house and then you leave and come back and you can smell what you were cooking? i think my nose got adjusted to her stench before we made out. who knows, im more bummed about the ghost ship so sorry

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Crash_N_Burn posted:

I am unironically grateful for the opportunity to spend a nice holiday w my relatives who I love a lot. I am ironically grateful for green bean casserole, cranberry sauce, and my uncle's ripe belches

you should try my green bean casserole, it tastes like human poo poo!

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

thathonkey posted:

drat you really dropped the ball on this one dgsw... jesus christ :cripes:

i blame jerry mumphrey and by extension most of the ghost crew

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