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Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
They now have a mug for $40 that gets you unlimited drip coffee in January. I wonder at what point they ask you to leave.

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flerp
Feb 25, 2014
when you put your dick in the coffee machine

naem
May 29, 2011

I did homework on a laptop and got kicked out of a Starbucks for "going there regularly" and "spending money"

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

go to panera instead, their walls are less annoying

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i have a home where i make my own coffee and use my own internet connection, i also own a television.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

naem posted:

I did homework on a laptop and got kicked out of a Starbucks for "going there regularly" and "spending money"

how bad did you smell

naem
May 29, 2011

Parallax Scroll posted:

how bad did you smell

I looked and smelled like a clean cut blonde 20 year old with a laptop and $5 and a spare hour or two who lived across the street

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
Five dollars for five words.

dad gay. so what posted:

i have a home where i make my own coffee and use my own internet connection, i also own a television.

How you become so successful?

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know

dad gay. so what posted:

i have a home where i make my own coffee and use my own internet connection, i also own a television.

Next you're probably gonna say you own a fridge :marc:

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
Do they care if you use the coffee for colonics instead??

Slapdash
Mar 30, 2010

HMS Interwebs posted:

Do they care if you use the coffee for colonics instead??

:stat: Depends on if you drink it after.
:wal: How could you tell the difference?
:stat::wal: Ohhohohohoho!

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

go to panera instead, their walls are less annoying

Who gives a poo poo about walls?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Snatch Duster posted:

Who gives a poo poo about walls?

Me, my apartment has several of them

somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad
starbucks racist

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

maybe all the white girls will overdose on caffeine

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Me, my apartment has several of them

Stfu.

Walls in Starbuck or panera. Who gives a poo poo about those

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Snatch Duster posted:

Stfu.

Walls in Starbuck or panera. Who gives a poo poo about those

I prefer Panera walls to Starbucks, but Chuck-E-Cheese's has the best walls of all the dining establishments. Pro tier imo.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
I remember going to Starbucks in January when they had refillable espresso tumblers a few years ago. Uggs, leggings, and Patagonias as far as the eye could see.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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peanut
Sep 9, 2007


I like to get a small coffee in a large cup and fill the top 1/3 with free milk

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

$40 for one month of all-you-can-drink starbucks coffee seems like an ok deal

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

is it any coffee though

arent those mocha frappe bullshit things expensive

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Macasaurus posted:

is it any coffee though

arent those mocha frappe bullshit things expensive
hi welcome to GBS ive bolded the important part for you gently caress boy of posting

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

They now have a mug for $40 that gets you unlimited drip coffee in January. I wonder at what point they ask you to leave.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
can we have a dialogue about race

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

numberoneposter posted:

hi welcome to GBS ive bolded the important part for you gently caress boy of posting
so that excludes pressed coffee or what

how do they make the coffee slurpees then

Vulture
Aug 7, 2012

coffee makes my armpits swet a lot and makes me jittery. i dont like coffee much and would not drink an unlimited amount. real quetion is though, can i get a cup of starbucks coffee that says "merry xmas"?? i hear something about "no you cant". donakd trump says this is wrong.... is it?

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
But is it red?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol their coffee is so bad they can sell you a month's worth for $40 and still turn a profit

either that or they need to burn through old inventory

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Slapdash posted:

HMS Interwebs posted:

Do they care if you use the coffee for colonics instead??
:stat: Depends on if you drink it after.
:wal: How could you tell the difference?
:stat::wal: Ohhohohohoho!
:)

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Moridin920 posted:

lol their coffee is so bad they can sell you a month's worth for $40 and still turn a profit

either that or they need to burn through old inventory

it's not even that it's bad per se (starbucks isn't great but decent enough). just drip coffee like that is cheap as gently caress and probably takes like next to no labor to make a lot of it. considering a coffee is like what, $2 normally. if you go 20x a month then it's about breakeven and at worst they might expect someone to go 30x a month. depending on volume of sales:staff, i'd guess they probably make like >$1.25 profit per cup of coffee sold.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

naem posted:

I did homework on a laptop and got kicked out of a Starbucks for "going there regularly" and "spending money"

lmao what a loving nerd

they kicked you out because you were some idiot nerd doing their homework

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

dad gay. so what posted:

i have a home where i make my own coffee and use my own internet connection, i also own a television.

what do you call this place ?

verdigris murder
Jul 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Theres only one thing thats worse than Starbucks: paedophiles.

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

Macasaurus posted:

so that excludes pressed coffee or what

how do they make the coffee slurpees then

Instant coffee mix, milk, HFCS

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
Ew who the gently caress drinks drip coffee like a piece of poo poo

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
Also u should teabag all your drinks. Like put the cup on the floor and squat your balls in and out of the cup

Refreshing

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

down n out posted:

I remember going to Starbucks in January when they had refillable espresso tumblers a few years ago. Uggs, leggings, and Patagonias as far as the eye could see.

I don't believe this because only hardcore men and women drink straight espresso. Even with milk+sug it's the most stiff drink there

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
this will end up with people checking out how much they can drink and ending up with a heart attack, won't it?

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

H.H posted:

this will end up with people checking out how much they can drink and ending up with a heart attack, won't it?

inshallah

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i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot
Coffee is for gays.

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