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Men are the X box of sex (unnecessarily large, over rated by the media, deficient hardware, only popular with people who have bad taste, lame exclusives, gay) and women are the gaming PC of sex (the onely way to go if you want any respect from society ever, but basically a pit you keep throwing money in and its never enough... some thing to think about)
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I was shopping at walmart in the checkout line when this LESBIAN comes out of no where is starts blathering about how my penis is offending her. I was going to tell her off when I realized I wasn't in walmart but in kinko's high on spray paint with my pants down and the lesbian yelling at me was actually the manager.
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Gaunab posted:born with boobies 
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Nov 27, 2015 18:26
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AugmentedVision posted:I'm sure you are very attractive and have a low bmi that's very nice of you i hope you're not aiming for tiddypix niceness should be its own reward
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Nov 27, 2015 20:56
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pruney fingers
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Nov 27, 2015 22:00
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The latest findings in the field of Science say that fe-males can not achieve orgasm and that it is actually just some fake poo poo happening in thier goofy brains
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Nov 27, 2015 22:02
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:that's very nice of you i personally love dating jaded women who have a massive chip on their shoulder and are looking for one good excuse to drop men completely that is super fun and cool and not a huge amount of unfair pressure to put a partner in
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Nov 27, 2015 22:20
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The Taint Reaper posted:they get tired of pretending taint reaped
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Nov 27, 2015 22:30
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Motherfucker posted:pruney fingers
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Nov 27, 2015 22:50
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As anyone who has actually sexed a woman knows, after about 20-30 minutes of solid orgasming, the orgasms become too intense and they have to stop.
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Nov 27, 2015 23:09
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I know it must be confusing for a man because in straight sex, the end of sex is marked only by the male orgasm and the female orgasm is of no importance and doesn't happen at all a lot the time. In lesbian sex the goal is for both people to come - not just the one.
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Nov 27, 2015 23:23
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According to the porn I watch it's when they both breath sighs of relief, kiss each other, and giggle. Then they're done for five minutes and repeat the process until they're no longer arousing to watch.
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Nov 27, 2015 23:26
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Men are the shovar/pushar robots of sex, women are the Yorba Linda Water Districts of sex. I mean, clearly.
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Nov 28, 2015 03:36
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They shoot out long strands of silk from their butts when they cum.
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Nov 28, 2015 03:42
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Applewhite posted:As anyone who has actually sexed a woman knows, after about 20-30 minutes of solid orgasming, the orgasms become too intense and they have to stop. I better play along or else they'll discover my secret  not true, if you discover the secret spot you can make them orgasm for twenty or thirty HOURS heh, that should keep my cred intact
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The Whole Internet posted:i personally love dating jaded women who have a massive chip on their shoulder and are looking for one good excuse to drop men completely wow that sounds like a very unhealthy thing to enjoy it also sounds unhealthy to not realize ladies make jokes just as frequently as men it's almost like we're on a comedy forum
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Nov 28, 2015 03:50
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HoAssHo posted:I know it must be confusing for a man because in straight sex, the end of sex is marked only by the male orgasm and the female orgasm is of no importance and doesn't happen at all a lot the time. In lesbian sex the goal is for both people to come - not just the one. You could say it's Women Going Their Own Way
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Nov 28, 2015 04:19
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Nov 28, 2015 04:22
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Nov 28, 2015 04:25
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Sorry i thought we were talking about killer instinct
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Nov 28, 2015 04:26
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When I hit stop. Was that used yet?
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Secks Cauldron posted:Do you tell everyone you know about your sex life? if you're a woman and with friends then yea thats all women loving talk about is how hard they got hosed last night
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a bay posted:Men are the X box of sex (unnecessarily large, over rated by the media, deficient hardware, only popular with people who have bad taste, lame exclusives, gay) and women are the gaming PC of sex (the onely way to go if you want any respect from society ever, but basically a pit you keep throwing money in and its never enough... some thing to think about) People who make comparisons between video games and sex are too old for video games and not old enough for sex. Now let me tell out about the time I put a playstation controller in my lap...
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Nov 28, 2015 05:19
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MrWillsauce posted:a guy walks in and jizzes on their faces
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Isaac posted:Sorry i thought we were talking about killer instinct More like Kill Her In the Stink.
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Nov 28, 2015 05:34
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:wow that sounds like a very unhealthy thing to enjoy idk what forum you're on, im on somethingawful, where people use 'irony' as a paper thin facade to broadcast their very unironic grievances in a fun, playful form factor (seriously though i know you're actually chill)
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Nov 28, 2015 05:47
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One of them turns to the other breathlessly and says I'm good and the other says me too?
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The Whole Internet posted:idk what forum you're on, im on somethingawful, where people use 'irony' as a paper thin facade to broadcast their very unironic grievances in a fun, playful form factor :fistbump: or whatever
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also sometimes it ends in one of them falling asleep, but almost never before everyone is good as far as having had fun
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Nov 28, 2015 06:34
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I’ve loved, turned to hate Trapped far beyond my fate I give, you take This life that I forsake Been cheated of my youth You turned this lie to truth Anger Misery You’ll suffer unto me -lesbian catechism
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With lesbian sex there is always a risk that you will be unable to stop and will just continue orgasming until both partners have succumbed to death from starvation or dehydration. That is why lesbian couples tend to have a spotter on hand to throw a bucket of ice water over them if things start getting too intense.
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Straight women and men can't possibly understand but when lesbian couples have sex it creates a powerful psychic bond, a melding of consciousness and souls that unites the best qualities of both individuals into one being greater than the sum of their parts. This grants them a deep connection with the universe such that they just know when it is the perfect time to stop, in a cosmic sense.
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Pretty sure they stop when they get tired.
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