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The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


So how do they know?

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Noblesse Obliged posted:

Lesbians know when they are done having sex when a Pussy riot becomes a vagina monologue

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

my spirit animal is a subaru forester

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Women are incapable of loving anything but themselves

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Gaunab posted:

men are incapable of loving anything but themselves

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Gaunab posted:

People are incapable of loving anything but themselves

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Gaunab posted:

people are incapable of loving

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Gaunab posted:

People are

namaste

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
3 pages and no one has explained what the gently caress a lesbian is

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
A lesbian is a man who was born with boobies and no penis

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Cantaloupe posted:

3 pages and no one has explained what the gently caress a lesbian is

take a man, and remove reason and accountability, and cloak it in a shield of oppression...

and than take that man and have him tell you about what a lesbian is

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Gaunab posted:

A lesbian is a man who was born with boobies and no penis

that's a trans man actually

Lemon
May 22, 2003

When the dominant lesbian has blown enough air into the vagina of the secondary partner she will be ejected from the marital bed by a warm zephyr.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Gaunab posted:

A lesbian is a man who was born with boobies and no penis

im a lesbian trapped in a mans body

i wish i had a vagina to rub against another vagina instead of this accursed schlong

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
when their legs go numb

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Personally, I hope I'm never done having sex.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

lesbians are the best

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Noblesse Obliged posted:

take a man, and remove reason and accountability, and cloak it in a shield of oppression...

Portals posted:

that's a trans man actually

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

www posted:

Only creepy weirdos masturbate

You see there's so much effort to make it that only sinners masturbate but they aren't thinking big picture. Just change the narrative to you're a creepy fucko if you jerk your little meat stick

momerath
Nov 15, 2014

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

You see there's so much effort to make it that only sinners masturbate but they aren't thinking big picture. Just change the narrative to you're a creepy fucko if you jerk your little meat stick

little?!?!

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

numberoneposter posted:

its called tunguska

:eng101: cuntunguska.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
lesbians cannot have sex

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Top City Homo posted:

lesbians cannot have sex

this is true it is not sex unless one persons genitals penetrate the other persons genitals

this is why it isnt gay to suck another mans dick and whatnot

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Fojar38 posted:

this is true it is not sex unless one persons genitals penetrate the other persons genitals

Bill Clinton proved that.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
sex is ephemeral

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

yeah sorry nonstraights



dictionary seems to be pretty cut-and-dried about it


maybe there should be more lesbian cunning linguists

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

pegging the night away

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
very carefully

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

chaosbreather posted:

yeah sorry nonstraights



dictionary seems to be pretty cut-and-dried about it


maybe there should be more lesbian cunning linguists

I like the "typically"

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsv7xB_ioz0

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Cantaloupe posted:

3 pages and no one has explained what the gently caress a lesbian is

a lesbian is a woman who posts on somethingawful and has developed a very acerbic attitude towards men based on being around goons for too long

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

and really cute haircuts

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I'm gay.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

what is this? it all coming out as gibberish

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

AugmentedVision posted:

I'm sure it's a straight man making this post

I'm bi, and if I'm a dude I need to sue the hospital over this supposed 'cesarean scar'

Pick posted:

men are the comcast of sex

honestly unfair to comcast. They show up and do a serviceable job eventually

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

honestly unfair to comcast.

you heard it here, men

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Pick posted:

you heard it here, men

if men are the comcast of sex, women are the IRS

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

I'm bi, and if I'm a dude I need to sue the hospital over this supposed 'cesarean scar'


honestly unfair to comcast. They show up and do a serviceable job eventually

I'm sure you are very attractive and have a low bmi

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Rutibex posted:

if men are the comcast of sex, women are the IRS

we make sure that public works get funded? sounds about right

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Rutibex posted:

if men are the comcast of sex, women are the IRS

:drat:

Portals posted:

we make sure that public works get funded? sounds about right

:rolleyes:

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