how do lesbians know when they're done having sex

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MY PALE GOTH SKIN: Nov 28, 2006; meow

when we die

# ¿ Nov 26, 2015 07:28

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 21:18

MY PALE GOTH SKIN: Nov 28, 2006; meow

btw the lesbian bed death study had poo poo methodology

lesbian sex was defined by penetration with a phallic object which, loving lol

# ¿ Nov 26, 2015 07:37

MY PALE GOTH SKIN: Nov 28, 2006; meow

Doc Block posted:

LOL. Was the guy who ran the study named Kevin Smith?

I laughed

# ¿ Nov 26, 2015 07:51

MY PALE GOTH SKIN: Nov 28, 2006; meow

AugmentedVision posted:

I'm sure it's a straight man making this post

I'm bi, and if I'm a dude I need to sue the hospital over this supposed 'cesarean scar'

Pick posted:

men are the comcast of sex

honestly unfair to comcast. They show up and do a serviceable job eventually

# ¿ Nov 27, 2015 17:45

MY PALE GOTH SKIN: Nov 28, 2006; meow

AugmentedVision posted:

I'm sure you are very attractive and have a low bmi

that's very nice of you

i hope you're not aiming for tiddypix

niceness should be its own reward

# ¿ Nov 27, 2015 20:56

MY PALE GOTH SKIN: Nov 28, 2006; meow

The Whole Internet posted:

i personally love dating jaded women who have a massive chip on their shoulder and are looking for one good excuse to drop men completely

that is super fun and cool and not a huge amount of unfair pressure to put a partner in

wow that sounds like a very unhealthy thing to enjoy

it also sounds unhealthy to not realize ladies make jokes just as frequently as men

it's almost like

we're

on

a

comedy

forum

# ¿ Nov 28, 2015 03:50

MY PALE GOTH SKIN: Nov 28, 2006; meow

The Whole Internet posted:

idk what forum you're on, im on somethingawful, where people use 'irony' as a paper thin facade to broadcast their very unironic grievances in a fun, playful form factor

(seriously though i know you're actually chill)

:fistbump: or whatever

# ¿ Nov 28, 2015 06:33

MY PALE GOTH SKIN: Nov 28, 2006; meow

also sometimes it ends in one of them falling asleep, but almost never before everyone is good as far as having had fun

# ¿ Nov 28, 2015 06:34

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 21:18

MY PALE GOTH SKIN: Nov 28, 2006; meow

thewireguy posted:

I got one of those. Where do I sign up?
Anyway, I guess after they have both broken a sweat and want water?

Good question though. How do we get millions to "study" this improbable female orgasm thingy?

Pay all het couples to have the male not orgasm before the female

# ¿ Nov 30, 2015 03:25

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