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im thanksful that cars exist because my life gets put in danger every time i get in the car. what are you thankful for lol
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 07:12 |
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gbs
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 07:12 |
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My friends and family
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 07:15 |
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i am thankful for this good tune by "The Boss" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrpXArn3hII
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 07:17 |
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this is the right answer
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 07:18 |
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Satan
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 07:18 |
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Trickle-down economics
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 07:28 |
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i didnt really think about it before i saw this thread but ill be damned if i didnt just tear up a little reading the OP. im just a simple man with simple values and i gotta say .. drat *chokes up a little* ahem, anyways, as i was sayin i think cars are really good to be thankful for. they really have made my travels easier and i just want to say thanks. right. loving. now.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 07:35 |
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Poutine.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 07:42 |
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The Aardvark posted:Poutine. Don't participate in our holiday you filthy Canadian
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 07:44 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Don't participate in our holiday you filthy Canadian Wow rude.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 07:49 |
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Airplanes, family and dank memes
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 07:54 |
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pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 07:59 |
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I'm thankful for the Something Awful forums because you guys are my friends and you keep me entertained when I am at work. Also, rum. (not at work though)
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 08:15 |
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An upside down bathtup I can relax in would be cool!!
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 08:27 |
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Im thankful for peiple in general.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 08:28 |
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redtube
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 08:37 |
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i'm thankful for booze and porn
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 08:43 |
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I'm thankful for all the parts of my life that dont send me into a violent rage or make me want to kill myself. So nothing.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 08:56 |
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Good food, good meat, good gosh, let's eat!
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 09:08 |
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Bismuth posted:I'm thankful for all the parts of my life that dont send me into a violent rage or make me want to kill myself.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 09:14 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:You should be thankful that you know what you want to do with your life. You're right, its the little things
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 09:17 |
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the simple things in life a good im gay post or a cuck here and there is allii need to get through my day whaat i mean to say is NOT that i am thankful for goons so just get that idea out of your head alread edit: im NOT thankgful for shitposting either so just no i just like to laugh ok
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 09:23 |
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Smelly Bohemian posted:pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop yeah im thankful you post too
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 09:28 |
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butts and boobs
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 10:29 |
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champagne
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 10:45 |
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the holocaust.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 10:46 |
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being alive.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 10:46 |
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id like to thank our sponsors apple, adobe, fujifilm, motorola, ibm, lenovo, bp, exxon valdez, nintendo, bmw, toyota, monsanto, and many others thank you all!!
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 10:48 |
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the hunger music video https://youtu.be/oPrek1oAjG0
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 10:50 |
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and the room is playing in a theater late Friday night in sw portland, gonna throw spoons
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 10:58 |
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voting 1
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 11:00 |
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im thankful i live in a country that doesn't commemorate having dinner with a race of people that we then systematically wiped off the face of the earth like its something to be loving happy about
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 11:03 |
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I am thankful for crack and heroin because they make my other substance abuses seem like nothing
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 11:04 |
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Shirley Crabtree posted:im thankful i live in a country that doesn't commemorate having dinner with a race of people that we then systematically wiped off the face of the earth like its something to be loving happy about will you adopt my children so that they may have a better life? my thanks would thank you on every day of thanks known as thanksgiving tyia
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 11:04 |
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that im gay
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 11:05 |
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:will you adopt my children so that they may have a better life? my thanks would thank you on every day of thanks known as thanksgiving tyia what are your children good at are they strong like ox can they pull a plough?
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 11:06 |
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Shirley Crabtree posted:what are your children good at are they strong like ox can they pull a plough? Jimmy is a bit dull, but that gives him the retard strength. Alberta has a bit of a stutter, but she can do basic math like a champ so she can calculate tips and the like. Then there's Florence... Florence is useless; the wife says she takes after me, but what does she know? Sure, I drink a lot, but that doesn't mean I'm good for nothing. I can lift more boxes per hour than anyone on the floor. So what if I drink all day and sometimes cry uncontrollably. I feel like I got off track there, but at this point I'm just trying to stop myself from shaking.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 11:12 |
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:Jimmy is a bit dull, but that gives him the retard strength. Alberta has a bit of a stutter, but she can do basic math like a champ so she can calculate tips and the like. Then there's Florence... Florence is useless; the wife says she takes after me, but what does she know? Sure, I drink a lot, but that doesn't mean I'm good for nothing. I can lift more boxes per hour than anyone on the floor. So what if I drink all day and sometimes cry uncontrollably. I will gladly take Jimmy and Alberta but not before they have been checked for lice and they must have healthy teeth and gums. I will not take Florence. Did you want something in trade?
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 11:15 |
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Shirley Crabtree posted:I will gladly take Jimmy and Alberta but not before they have been checked for lice and they must have healthy teeth and gums. I will not take Florence. Did you want something in trade? No trade necessary and the children are lice free and have had all pertinent medical and dental issues resolved. Your kindness is a mitzvah. However, I would gladly include 13 barrels of whisky if you were to consider taking Florence as well. She's a good kid if you look past the occasional fit. I've always hoped that she was some kind of secret genius just waiting for the proper stimulation to overcome her innate uselessness. I think in your country she could encounter such a stimulus thus freeing her from a live of abject poverty and futile servitude.
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