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somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad
im thanksful that cars exist because my life gets put in danger every time i get in the car. what are you thankful for lol

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flerp
Feb 25, 2014
gbs

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
My friends and family

somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad
i am thankful for this good tune by "The Boss"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrpXArn3hII

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

this is the right answer

MrWillsauce
Mar 19, 2015

Satan

snakeandbake
Aug 21, 2012

by exmarx
Trickle-down economics

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i didnt really think about it before i saw this thread but ill be damned if i didnt just tear up a little reading the OP. im just a simple man with simple values and i gotta say .. drat *chokes up a little*
ahem, anyways, as i was sayin i think cars are really good to be thankful for. they really have made my travels easier and i just want to say thanks. right. loving. now.

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


Poutine.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Don't participate in our holiday you filthy Canadian

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


Hector Beerlioz posted:

Don't participate in our holiday you filthy Canadian

Wow rude.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Airplanes, family and dank memes

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
I'm thankful for the Something Awful forums because you guys are my friends and you keep me entertained when I am at work.

Also, rum. (not at work though)

Abrahamsen
Jul 1, 2009
An upside down bathtup I can relax in would be cool!!

Abrahamsen
Jul 1, 2009
Im thankful for peiple in general.

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


redtube

Dumpbuckets
Dec 26, 2012

i'm thankful for booze and porn

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I'm thankful for all the parts of my life that dont send me into a violent rage or make me want to kill myself.





So nothing.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
Good food, good meat, good gosh, let's eat! :yum:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Bismuth posted:

I'm thankful for all the parts of my life that dont send me into a violent rage or make me want to kill myself.





So nothing.
You should be thankful that you know what you want to do with your life.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

a hole-y ghost posted:

You should be thankful that you know what you want to do with your life.

You're right, its the little things

Portland Sucks
Dec 21, 2004
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
the simple things in life

a good im gay post or a cuck here and there is allii need to get through my day

whaat i mean to say is NOT that i am thankful for goons so just get that idea out of your head alread



edit: im NOT thankgful for shitposting either so just no i just like to laugh ok

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

Smelly Bohemian posted:

pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

yeah im thankful you post too

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
butts and boobs

mehmedbasic
Jul 6, 2015
champagne

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
the holocaust.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
being alive.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
id like to thank our sponsors apple, adobe, fujifilm, motorola, ibm, lenovo, bp, exxon valdez, nintendo, bmw, toyota, monsanto, and many others thank you all!!

doctorthefonz
Nov 17, 2007

the hunger music video

https://youtu.be/oPrek1oAjG0

doctorthefonz
Nov 17, 2007

and the room is playing in a theater late Friday night in sw portland, gonna throw spoons

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

voting 1

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
im thankful i live in a country that doesn't commemorate having dinner with a race of people that we then systematically wiped off the face of the earth like its something to be loving happy about

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I am thankful for crack and heroin because they make my other substance abuses seem like nothing

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Shirley Crabtree posted:

im thankful i live in a country that doesn't commemorate having dinner with a race of people that we then systematically wiped off the face of the earth like its something to be loving happy about

will you adopt my children so that they may have a better life? my thanks would thank you on every day of thanks known as thanksgiving tyia

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
that im gay

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

will you adopt my children so that they may have a better life? my thanks would thank you on every day of thanks known as thanksgiving tyia

what are your children good at are they strong like ox can they pull a plough?

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Shirley Crabtree posted:

what are your children good at are they strong like ox can they pull a plough?

Jimmy is a bit dull, but that gives him the retard strength. Alberta has a bit of a stutter, but she can do basic math like a champ so she can calculate tips and the like. Then there's Florence... Florence is useless; the wife says she takes after me, but what does she know? Sure, I drink a lot, but that doesn't mean I'm good for nothing. I can lift more boxes per hour than anyone on the floor. So what if I drink all day and sometimes cry uncontrollably.

I feel like I got off track there, but at this point I'm just trying to stop myself from shaking.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

Jimmy is a bit dull, but that gives him the retard strength. Alberta has a bit of a stutter, but she can do basic math like a champ so she can calculate tips and the like. Then there's Florence... Florence is useless; the wife says she takes after me, but what does she know? Sure, I drink a lot, but that doesn't mean I'm good for nothing. I can lift more boxes per hour than anyone on the floor. So what if I drink all day and sometimes cry uncontrollably.

I feel like I got off track there, but at this point I'm just trying to stop myself from shaking.

I will gladly take Jimmy and Alberta but not before they have been checked for lice and they must have healthy teeth and gums. I will not take Florence. Did you want something in trade?

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Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Shirley Crabtree posted:

I will gladly take Jimmy and Alberta but not before they have been checked for lice and they must have healthy teeth and gums. I will not take Florence. Did you want something in trade?

No trade necessary and the children are lice free and have had all pertinent medical and dental issues resolved. Your kindness is a mitzvah. However, I would gladly include 13 barrels of whisky if you were to consider taking Florence as well. She's a good kid if you look past the occasional fit. I've always hoped that she was some kind of secret genius just waiting for the proper stimulation to overcome her innate uselessness. I think in your country she could encounter such a stimulus thus freeing her from a live of abject poverty and futile servitude.

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