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we forgot to get grampa lowtax from the home
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 18:57 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 01:16 |
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Pass the beets please.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 18:59 |
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somuch_gravy posted:we forgot to get grampa lowtax from the home Yeah, we forgot...
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 18:59 |
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I brought the celery with cream cheese, who wants some? Anyone? No? You want some? No? Okay.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 19:08 |
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Grandma's TV only gets 12 channels. 8 of them are static.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 19:11 |
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Drum posted:Grandma's TV only gets 12 channels. 8 of them are static. Yeah, and the good channels get scrambled when the electric carving knife gets used.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 19:14 |
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Hey guys, sorry I'm late! I brought some cans of tomato paste in case that comes in handy. Sorry I don't know nothing bout cooking Is lowtax going to carve the turkey soon?
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 19:16 |
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Drum posted:Grandma's TV only gets 12 channels. 8 of them are static. What the gently caress is UHF grandma? Dad I don't get Cell service here either! What are we supposed to do for twelve hours?
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 19:16 |
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VendaGoat posted:What the gently caress is UHF grandma? We're going to play monopoly with the whole family, son.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 19:17 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:We're going to play monopoly with the whole family, son. You mean the version that doesn't use credit cards? Who uses cash these days? Bernie Sanders 2016!
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 19:23 |
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we're also going to play monopoly the wrong way so everyone has to sit around forever and no one gets upset
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 19:24 |
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I brought a shitload of liquor and some *pie* for you handsomer goons
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 19:27 |
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*ponders the wisdom of dropping those two hits of acid, cuz I swear the turkey waved at me and won't even look at the green bean casserole*
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 19:28 |
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"here you go goon here is your seat at the table" *points to folding chair* *goon eyes folding chair skeptically*
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 19:29 |
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*washes down 4th helping with a tall refreshing glass of gravy*
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 19:33 |
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Shows up 1 hour after everyone is done eating. Talks to no one and leaves early. But not before taking most of whatever desert is your favorite.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 19:39 |
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*puts laptop on the table and someone spills their drink on it*
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 19:46 |
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Secks Cauldron posted:*puts laptop on the table and someone spills their drink on it* Overexcited child trips over cord while laptop is charging. Broken laptop, broken child. Angry parent yells at you for leaving a tripping hazard in the enclosed space their child is running around.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 19:49 |
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I basted this bird...poorly. Have at it with a hacksaw and a pick! I'm going to go find the beer. What? Sam Adams? GodDAMNit. Cycle of treachery.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 19:51 |
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"Bud lite, huh? Yeah, I don't drink piss water. I'm gonna go buy some Blue Moon, aka real beer, I'll be right back."
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 19:54 |
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Welcome one and all to my humble home! I hope your travels have left you with a hearty appetite as we have tons of food for you all to eat. Did I mention we've recently turned Vegan?
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 19:56 |
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VendaGoat posted:Welcome one and all to my humble home! I hope your travels have left you with a hearty appetite as we have tons of food for you all to eat. "and here is our turkey analogue!" "we've made it out of sadness special for this day."
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 19:57 |
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whats open. im runnin out real quick. anyone need anything
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 20:03 |
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*finds sega genesis in grama/grampa's closet* holy hell desert storm baby. 10/10
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 20:04 |
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Matoi Ryuko posted:Pass the beets please. how about you loving get them yourself i'm not your goddamn slave
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 20:04 |
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deep impact on vhs posted:how about you loving get them yourself Okay but I want the car when we play monopoly.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 20:05 |
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So when are you going to get a real job?
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 20:06 |
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Matoi Ryuko posted:Okay but I want the car when we play monopoly. the car sucks anyway so you can have it
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 20:06 |
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Matoi Ryuko posted:Okay but I want the car when we play monopoly. No, I'm the car. I'm always the car. You can be the thimble or the iron, but I'm the car.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 20:06 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:No, I'm the car. I'm always the car. You can be the thimble or the iron, but I'm the car. if anyone takes the tophat i'm gonna push grandma into the road
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 20:08 |
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When are you going to get married son? Isn't time you settled down and got a car and got a wife and got a kid and...
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 20:08 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:No, I'm the car. I'm always the car. You can be the thimble or the iron, but I'm the car. Well if I can't have the car...the hat then. deep impact on vhs posted:if anyone takes the tophat i'm gonna push grandma into the road
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 20:10 |
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im gunna be the invisible hand of the free market *pees on the monopoly board*
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 20:10 |
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somuch_gravy posted:*finds sega genesis in grama/grampa's closet* holy hell desert storm baby. 10/10 *sits injun style and watches you play in silence*
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 20:12 |
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*counts along with spaces Like a loving child*
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 20:13 |
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*takes 10 minutes to shove food down gullet and then runs back to play video games in room all day
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 20:13 |
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I'm here, happy Thanksgiving! Well it's been great seeing all of you but I have a few other forums thanksgivings to get to, see you next year!
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 20:15 |
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*grabs rifle from the rack on the wall* I'll show you what I'm THANKFUL for!!
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 20:16 |
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A misanthrope posted:*takes 10 minutes to shove food down gullet and then runs back to play video games in room all day *drinks all your wine and continues to call you an alcoholic*
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 20:17 |
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*Drenches entire plate with gravy AND cranberries*
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 20:19 |