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somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad
we forgot to get grampa lowtax from the home :(

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Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Pass the beets please.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

somuch_gravy posted:

we forgot to get grampa lowtax from the home :(

Yeah, we :airquote:forgot:airquote:...

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

I brought the celery with cream cheese, who wants some? Anyone? No? You want some? No? Okay.

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

Grandma's TV only gets 12 channels. 8 of them are static.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Drum posted:

Grandma's TV only gets 12 channels. 8 of them are static.

Yeah, and the good channels get scrambled when the electric carving knife gets used.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Hey guys, sorry I'm late! I brought some cans of tomato paste in case that comes in handy. Sorry I don't know nothing bout cooking :)

Is lowtax going to carve the turkey soon?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Drum posted:

Grandma's TV only gets 12 channels. 8 of them are static.

What the gently caress is UHF grandma?

Dad I don't get Cell service here either!

What are we supposed to do for twelve hours?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

VendaGoat posted:

What the gently caress is UHF grandma?

Dad I don't get Cell service here either!

What are we supposed to do for twelve hours?

We're going to play monopoly with the whole family, son.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hector Beerlioz posted:

We're going to play monopoly with the whole family, son.

You mean the version that doesn't use credit cards? Who uses cash these days?

Bernie Sanders 2016!

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

we're also going to play monopoly the wrong way so everyone has to sit around forever and no one gets upset

obviously I fucked it
Oct 6, 2009
I brought a shitload of liquor and some *pie* for you handsomer goons

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
*ponders the wisdom of dropping those two hits of acid, cuz I swear the turkey waved at me and won't even look at the green bean casserole*

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

"here you go goon here is your seat at the table"

*points to folding chair*

*goon eyes folding chair skeptically*

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

*washes down 4th helping with a tall refreshing glass of gravy*

hey welcome to the show!
Jan 22, 2014

nobody loves me
Shows up 1 hour after everyone is done eating. Talks to no one and leaves early.
But not before taking most of whatever desert is your favorite.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
*puts laptop on the table and someone spills their drink on it*

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

Secks Cauldron posted:

*puts laptop on the table and someone spills their drink on it*

Overexcited child trips over cord while laptop is charging. Broken laptop, broken child. Angry parent yells at you for leaving a tripping hazard in the enclosed space their child is running around.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
I basted this bird...poorly. Have at it with a hacksaw and a pick! I'm going to go find the beer. What? Sam Adams? GodDAMNit. Cycle of treachery.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
"Bud lite, huh? Yeah, I don't drink piss water. I'm gonna go buy some Blue Moon, aka real beer, I'll be right back."

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Welcome one and all to my humble home! I hope your travels have left you with a hearty appetite as we have tons of food for you all to eat.

Did I mention we've recently turned Vegan?

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

VendaGoat posted:

Welcome one and all to my humble home! I hope your travels have left you with a hearty appetite as we have tons of food for you all to eat.

Did I mention we've recently turned Vegan?

"and here is our turkey analogue!"

"we've made it out of sadness special for this day."

somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad
whats open. im runnin out real quick. anyone need anything

somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad
*finds sega genesis in grama/grampa's closet* holy hell desert storm baby. 10/10

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Pass the beets please.

how about you loving get them yourself

i'm not your goddamn slave

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


deep impact on vhs posted:

how about you loving get them yourself

i'm not your goddamn slave

Okay but I want the car when we play monopoly.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
So when are you going to get a real job?

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Okay but I want the car when we play monopoly.

the car sucks anyway so you can have it

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Okay but I want the car when we play monopoly.

No, I'm the car. I'm always the car. You can be the thimble or the iron, but I'm the car.

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

Hector Beerlioz posted:

No, I'm the car. I'm always the car. You can be the thimble or the iron, but I'm the car.

if anyone takes the tophat i'm gonna push grandma into the road

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
When are you going to get married son? Isn't time you settled down and got a car and got a wife and got a kid and...

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Hector Beerlioz posted:

No, I'm the car. I'm always the car. You can be the thimble or the iron, but I'm the car.

Well if I can't have the car...the hat then.

deep impact on vhs posted:

if anyone takes the tophat i'm gonna push grandma into the road

:tizzy:

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

im gunna be the invisible hand of the free market *pees on the monopoly board*

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

somuch_gravy posted:

*finds sega genesis in grama/grampa's closet* holy hell desert storm baby. 10/10

*sits injun style and watches you play in silence*

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
*counts along with spaces Like a loving child*

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
*takes 10 minutes to shove food down gullet and then runs back to play video games in room all day

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
I'm here, happy Thanksgiving! Well it's been great seeing all of you but I have a few other forums thanksgivings to get to, see you next year!

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
*grabs rifle from the rack on the wall*

I'll show you what I'm THANKFUL for!!

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

A misanthrope posted:

*takes 10 minutes to shove food down gullet and then runs back to play video games in room all day

*drinks all your wine and continues to call you an alcoholic*

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
*Drenches entire plate with gravy AND cranberries*

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