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VendaGoat posted:When are you going to get married son? Isn't time you settled down and got a car and got a wife and got a kid and... He's gonna surprise us one day when he brings home that special girl..... OR GUY! HAHAHAHA! But seriously we'd be cool with that.
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Parity warning posted:I'm here, happy Thanksgiving! Well it's been great seeing all of you but I have a few other forums thanksgivings to get to, see you next year! lol this is exactly what i do if you spend more than 20 minutes at any one thanksgiving dinner then you are not cramming food in your mouth fast enough
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I'm thankful for all the injuns that gave their lives so we could make the perfect country. God bless the USA. Go lions!
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Nov 26, 2015 20:23
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Huhhhh, actshually, pumpkin pie is poo poo food and people who like it are just too stupid to know any better Uhhhhhh (eats 12% of body weight in rolls and mashed potatoes) huhhhh actshually, I've been working on a theory about how most people are technically not intelligent enough to see the patterns of history Huhh huhhh hey guys actshually we should have eaten at five guys burgers and fries ha ha hey guys five guys burgers and fries five guys ha ha five guys ha ha ha five guys burgers and fries five guys burgers and fries ha ha five guys ha ha ha five guys burgers and fries Huuhhhh ha ha ha (smell of BO and jizz wafts across the table) God mom youre such a bitch I actshually just want to be able to say the "n-word" for comedy reasons hhhuuuuhhhhhhh five guys burgers and fries hah hah uhhhhh (chair creaks dangerously) huhhh god millenials are so stupid huhhh actshually all lives matter
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Tujague posted:Huhhhh, actshually, pumpkin pie is poo poo food and people who like it are just too stupid to know any better k 
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Tujague posted:Huhhhh, actshually, pumpkin pie is poo poo food and people who like it are just too stupid to know any better dont make have to hit you
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Nov 26, 2015 20:48
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brb going to poo poo on the neighbors front lawn.
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Nov 26, 2015 20:50
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*Was gonna come out as gay this thanksgiving, but thunder was stolen by fifteen other goons. Instead just sits quietly and stews*
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Nov 26, 2015 20:51
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*Says grace to offend all the atheists*
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Nov 26, 2015 20:51
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*quietly eats from the marshmallow bag meant to go on the pie*
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Nov 26, 2015 20:52
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:*Says grace to offend all the atheists* Amen! *said loudly while looking around the table to see who's mad*
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Nov 26, 2015 20:54
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Grandpa: You just gonna start eating without saying grace? Me: Who cares? I'm already in hell, grandpa
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Nov 26, 2015 20:55
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I'm thankful for the Republican Party, here's to their tireless efforts to outlaw the sinful act of abortion. The Christian taxpayer should not be forced subsidize slutty behavior.
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Nov 26, 2015 20:57
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I'm thankful for the opportunity to get wasted rather than talk to my family
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Nov 26, 2015 21:00
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I brought some sweet potatoes with marshmallows (and weed) in them. What? Weed? No I said marshmallows, which you always NEED.
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Applewhite posted:*Was gonna come out as gay this thanksgiving, but thunder was stolen by fifteen other goons. Instead just sits quietly and stews* *is your really competitive brother* *comes out as even gayer*
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Nov 26, 2015 21:50
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:*is your really competitive brother* *dad trumps everyone by making out with his new boyfriend on the table dad gay. so what
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VendaGoat posted:What the gently caress is UHF grandma? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWVDbCfYXlc
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Nov 26, 2015 22:10
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Nov 26, 2015 23:33
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i got through about 17 seconds
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Nov 26, 2015 23:34
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Why does this have 16 million views?
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Nov 26, 2015 23:38
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somuch_gravy posted:*finds sega genesis in grama/grampa's closet* holy hell desert storm baby. 10/10
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Nov 26, 2015 23:39
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The faint melodies of Staind and The Fray on this Sonos 4 room network setup are really undercutting baby boomer aunt's crying fit about the counter being greasy
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Nov 26, 2015 23:43
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*praises Donald Trump's policies and worldview* *is a self hating Mexican*
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Nov 26, 2015 23:43
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Alan Smithee posted:*praises Donald Trump's policies and worldview* Where's PCOS Bill? Did he come to Thanksgiving?
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I'm thankful for my whore of a big sister and her recent crib-death baby for taking the attention away from me dropping out of college for the sixth time.
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