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Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Joe bucks beard looks like poo poo. It all grows out tangent to his face. It looks like badly trimmed pubic hair. Vagina hair

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Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
My dad just told three Jewish jokes in a row. It begins

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Tom Smykowski posted:

Example, please

Did you know jews sunk the Titanic? Oh you heard it was an Iceberg?

Iceberg Goldberg Rosenberg what's the difference?

dad humor

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Soothing Vapors posted:

I'm more offended by how bad this joke is than I am by the antisemitism

I felt that one was the strongest of the three jokes.

Do you know why jews don't drink?
Because they get wine at circumcision and then by association never again.

The last one was about whining and the punchline is the sound of nagging. Doesn't translate well to the internet

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Mel Mudkiper posted:

My mom got a new puppy and I tried to wrestle with it and it cried and ran away and I ask you TFF what kind of lovely puppy doesn't like to wrestle

Even the puppy had the creepy uncle visiting for thanksgiving

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Lol oh so open

Again

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Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Football has been replaced on TV with traditional greek music videos off youtube.

Why did I buy my parents a chrome cast :(

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