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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Out of respect for my family.

Do you respect your family, on Thanksgiving?

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I admire your self control, you really must love your family.

somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad
when i drink alone i get angry and then sad is that ok

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

somuch_gravy posted:

when i drink alone i get angry and then sad is that ok

I :justpost:

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

somuch_gravy posted:

when i drink alone i get angry and then sad is that ok

Sounds like you're confusing drinking and not drinking

somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad
i think your right

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I'll drink to that (in like 10 minutes, don't want to disrespect the family).

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

satanic splash-back posted:

I'll drink to that (in like 10 minutes, don't want to disrespect the family).
7 minutes

bing_commander
Aug 14, 2009

In other news..
we never get alcohol at family gatherings because of my alcoholic uncle.

but he just shows up drunk anyway and we get to sit around sober and watch him yell at his mother for separating her recycling

merry thankgiving everyone

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I bet your dad thinks your gay.

MrWillsauce
Mar 19, 2015

I didn't make it.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Noon o one, op. Have at it!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
poo poo I'm two minutes late!

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
thanksgivings a weird made up holiday but if youre not three sheets to the wind by midday on christmas something has gone seriously wrong

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

XMNN posted:

thanksgivings a weird made up holiday but if youre not three sheets to the wind by midday on christmas something has gone seriously wrong

The world has run out of alcohol. It's the only way.

Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!

XMNN posted:

thanksgivings a weird made up holiday but if youre not three sheets to the wind by midday on christmas something has gone seriously wrong

what holiday isnt made up? they're all celebrating stdh.txt, it's not like we celebrate the solstice or equinox anymore.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
4/20

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Ok fine I'll wait til noon but I'm gonna get REALLY hosed up then

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Full Metal Jackass posted:

Ok fine I'll wait til noon but I'm gonna get REALLY hosed up then

as god and country intended :patriot:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
You've had an hour and 18 minutes op, how many drinks are you in?

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I've got a poo poo ton of sangria that's been sitting since yesterday. poo poo is gonna be good.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

You wanna them pinko commie fags son? Drink like Ronald Reagan wanted us to!



Hector Beerlioz posted:

You've had an hour and 18 minutes op, how many drinks are you in?

Only a bitch counts

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

VendaGoat posted:



Only a bitch counts

You're mean when you drink :(

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
im bringing a $450 schrader to thanksgiving

gonna drink it lmao

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

drinking + shooting guns = thanksgiving

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
I respect them all year around except for my father of course

Roki B
Jul 25, 2004


Medical Industrial Complex


Biscuit Hider
Y'all drinking too early for god's timezone

fonducci
Feb 5, 2007
"The other white meat"
is this about drinking alcohol or cum

CuRvY G0oNeTTe
Oct 30, 2015

by Lowtax
Lipstick Apathy
Any chicks w/ circus-large tits @ this Thanksgiv OP?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Hector Beerlioz posted:

You're mean when you drink :(

Daddy, please don't hit mommy again after you've had those grown up juice bottles.

Tyrannosword
Sep 15, 2006

Fallen Rib
It's always gone noon somewhere, OP :)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:

Any chicks w/ circus-large tits @ this Thanksgiv OP?

Not unless I hire one. :(

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Why do you guys drink

I drink cause key things in my life are severe disappointments and the contrast with how okay the rest of it is highlights them even more

Tyrannosword
Sep 15, 2006

Fallen Rib

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Why do you guys drink

I drink cause key things in my life are severe disappointments and the contrast with how okay the rest of it is highlights them even more

I drink because it makes me feel good about myself, but also the disappointment thing and because these days if I don't drink I get all shakey and can't stop thinking about where the next drop is coming from.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i left my backup rum at someones home last night and the two tall boys i thought i had left are empty. gonna be a sober night i guess, my apologies in advance for not being on my usual A game tonite

CuRvY G0oNeTTe
Oct 30, 2015

by Lowtax
Lipstick Apathy
Alcohol has so many calories so I smoke weed instead.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:

Alcohol has so many calories so I smoke weed instead.

Does grandma spark too?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Darth123123 posted:

Does grandma spark too?

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Why do you guys drink

Because pot is illegal and sobriety is boring

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