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Any one who relies on salt to flavor their food just doesn't know how to cook. For gently caress sakes use some actual spices to add flavor instead of just dumping out half a box of mortons on to your food you fat disgusting heart attack
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:16 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 02:59 |
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ok, OP, you just be wrong
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:17 |
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quote:1500 mg of sodium equals about 0.75 teaspoons or 3.75 grams of salt per day, while 2300 mg equals about one teaspoon and 6 grams of salt per day.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:19 |
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hahaha OP clearly got delegated to help grandma in the kitchen for thanksgiving i'll bet
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:21 |
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Sitting Here posted:hahaha OP clearly got delegated to help grandma in the kitchen for thanksgiving i'll bet nigga I've been happily doing the entire thanks giving meal single handily for the past 3 years. And you know why? Cause no one else knows how to cook. They just know how to throw buckets of salt on food.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:22 |
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You're an idiot if you don't use salt when preparing food.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:22 |
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i use both salt and spices, OP sorry about your bad@cooking family though
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:23 |
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On the other hand, I'm pretty sure food just exists to act as a vector to get more salt into my body
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:23 |
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lol if you cook food just wow lmao
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:23 |
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Dumps all the salt on food while staring into your eyes to be a spiteful Dick
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:25 |
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As long as it's kosher
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:25 |
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*shakes salt directly into mouth to make up for your bland food*
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:27 |
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Aralan posted:*shakes salt directly into mouth to make up for your bland food* I'm sorry your little baby pallet can't handle the taste of fresh rosemary and lemon pepper. Let me get you some A1 sauce for your well done steak.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:29 |
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Lol if you think salt is actually bad for you.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:29 |
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You're a loving monster and should be destroyed.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:30 |
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*reads a couple of books/online recipes* WOW WAKE UP RETARDS HAVE U HEARD OF CORIANDER? LMAO BASIC
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:30 |
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better just rub fenugreek on this steak
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:32 |
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Volume posted:I'm sorry your little baby pallet can't handle the taste of fresh rosemary and lemon pepper. Let me get you some A1 sauce for your well done steak. Please do, thank you, I'm also going to need more salt because I stuck the shaker up my butt
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:33 |
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I'm gonna flavor your food by rubbing it on my sweaty balls, OP
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:34 |
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Pallet
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:34 |
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Salt is a component in many staples of food preparation and often you don't need to supplement with actual salt, unless of course you are a lovely chef.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:34 |
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:35 |
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You're supposed to use salt and spices you stupid gently caress. Your food must taste absolutely horrible.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:35 |
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Salt is just fine when you know how much to use and when.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:36 |
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Yes sir just got the finest cut of T-bone in the shop. Now I could grind up some peppercorn, chop up some garlic, zest a lemon and make a fantastic dry rub...nah gently caress it, give me a pound of salt that's just as good.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:36 |
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I'm sorry that steak, rare, cast iron, salt, butter, and pepper doesn't get your dick hard and you need culantro, lemon, rosemary, and all sorts of other fluff to make your meat rise. Simplicity and restraint are as essential to cooking as being able to dump your whole spice rack into your salsa chicken.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:36 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You're supposed to use salt and spices you stupid gently caress. Your food must taste absolutely horrible. Volume posted:Any one who relies on salt to flavor their food just doesn't know how to cook. For gently caress sakes use some actual spices to add flavor instead of just dumping out half a box of mortons on to your food you fat disgusting heart attack
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:37 |
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Volume posted:Yes sir just got the finest cut of T-bone in the shop. Now I could grind up some peppercorn, chop up some garlic, zest a lemon and make a fantastic dry rub...nah gently caress it, give me a pound of salt that's just as good. the ol' "people autistically choose one thing over another exclusively" joke haha
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:38 |
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There is literally no recipe that doesn't call for salt or contain salty ingredients, retard. Even cakes and cookies need salt. All meats and vegetables. Hell, you should be salting and peppering almost every time a new ingredient goes into the pan.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:38 |
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criscodisco posted:There is literally no recipe that doesn't call for salt or contain salty ingredients, retard. criscodisco posted:Even cakes and cookies need salt. All meats and vegetables. Hell, you should be salting and peppering almost every time a new ingredient goes into the pan.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:40 |
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:40 |
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OP do you work at olive garden
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:40 |
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David Copperfield posted:OP do you work at olive garden I refuse to even live in the same town as an Olive Garden
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:42 |
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Really OP did a salt miner gently caress your mother though
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:44 |
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I'ma salt your meat when your time comes (and I cum shortly after).
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:44 |
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OP is salty
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:46 |
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ill brine whatever i want gently caress you
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:46 |
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What the gently caress is this thread OP? Don't ever let me catch you talking poo poo about salt. Or there will be consequences. Serious consequences. OP. God. Every time I salt a steak to tenderize before throwing it on the grill I'm going to get pissed at you OP.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:46 |
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I carry around packets of salt that I've pillaged from the local fast food restaurants in my shirt pocket. They come in handy when you may need to eat spoiled meat (like roadkill). Also, if you carry around packets of pepper you can pour them on your socks to make search dogs sneeze and throw them off your trail.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:51 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 02:59 |
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i don't even understand the point of this thread why is the OP getting off on pretending to dislike salt, and spreading lies
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