NCAA Week 13 GDT: A Week Long Celebration of Rival.com Puns

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RumbleFish: Dec 20, 2007

Making the UCF guy say "One more win" in the AAC commercial is retroactively cruel.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 18:41

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 14:21

anne frank fanfic: Oct 31, 2005

gently caress navy

# ? Nov 27, 2015 18:42

Dilber: Mar 27, 2007; TFLC
_{_{(Trophy Feline Lifting Crew)}}

where was this canes team all year?

# ? Nov 27, 2015 18:43

curried lamb of God: Aug 31, 2001; we are all Marwinners

this game is going to own

# ? Nov 27, 2015 18:43

Daric: Dec 23, 2007; Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.

Just so you're sure, Brandon Wilson plays defense. All of our running backs are hurt so he's playing that today too.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 18:44

Duckaerobics: Jul 22, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

So is it confirmed that Miami was throwing games to get golden fired?

# ? Nov 27, 2015 18:48

bushes: Nov 6, 2003; Kids running around naked fuckin' in the bushes

Daric posted:

Can you imagine what this season would have looked like if Greenberry hadn't tried to go to the NFL?

Seriously. He didn't even leave on the best of seasons. 11 drops iirc on last season was tied for first. Would have been good to stay another season

# ? Nov 27, 2015 18:50

LeeMajors: Jan 20, 2005; I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!

Duckaerobics posted:

So is it confirmed that Miami was throwing games to get golden fired?

It appears so.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 18:51

KKKLIP ART: Sep 3, 2004

Why isn't Navy wearing its own-zone uniforms, because they own

# ? Nov 27, 2015 18:52

Dilber: Mar 27, 2007; TFLC
_{_{(Trophy Feline Lifting Crew)}}

all hail dabo, savior of miami and conquerer of the golden

# ? Nov 27, 2015 18:52

bushes: Nov 6, 2003; Kids running around naked fuckin' in the bushes

Daric posted:

Just so you're sure, Brandon Wilson plays defense. All of our running backs are hurt so he's playing that today too.

And both our QBs are WRs. This season is awesome.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 18:53

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Good lord we need a 3rd down stop.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 18:53

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

loving finally.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 18:54

Dilber: Mar 27, 2007; TFLC
_{_{(Trophy Feline Lifting Crew)}}

jesus christ berrios.

why did you run into the only defender on that return?

# ? Nov 27, 2015 18:56

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Wow.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:00

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Navy with a pass! Holy cow that was big

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:01

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

WOOOOOOOOO

AIR RAID

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:01

Scrapez: Feb 27, 2004

That's cheating. Navy isn't allowed to pass.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:01

bushes: Nov 6, 2003; Kids running around naked fuckin' in the bushes

Cheaters. Totally used the ref as cover.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:03

Scrapez: Feb 27, 2004

The Patriot Act has gone too far. Navy has bugged their footballs.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:07

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

i like that they have a chip in the football but not for replay purposes, it'll just end up being sold in a shop as a game day ball for a specific play

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:07

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

"it changes your playcalling when you go from 1st and 10 to 4th and inches"

uh yeah no poo poo mack brown. shut up. shut up

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:11

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Oh for fucks sake. Tackle him.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:15

Scrapez: Feb 27, 2004

Haha that was hilarious.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:15

EvilHawk: Sep 15, 2009; LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Navy might want to tackle him there

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:15

djdanno13: Apr 20, 2004; Killing Nazi Zombies since June 14 1775

Duckaerobics posted:

So is it confirmed that Miami was throwing games to get golden fired?

I guess they didn't like to grind after waking up.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:16

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

Tackling does not exist

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:16

bushes: Nov 6, 2003; Kids running around naked fuckin' in the bushes

Go Greg. Go Greg.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:17

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

What percentage of Houston's yards have come from broken plays? I bet it's pretty high.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:17

bushes: Nov 6, 2003; Kids running around naked fuckin' in the bushes

Tbf to Navy the dude is a small nimble target to tackle. 5"11 180lbs.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:19

Daric: Dec 23, 2007; Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.

bushes posted:

Tbf to Navy the dude is a small nimble target to tackle. 5"11 180lbs.

That's being generous. I've met him, he's probably an inch shorter and 10lbs lighter. He's tinyyyy

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:25

bushes: Nov 6, 2003; Kids running around naked fuckin' in the bushes

Pakled posted:

What percentage of Houston's yards have come from broken plays? I bet it's pretty high.

Umm excuse me we dont have broken plays. QB scramble is in every play.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:26

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

lol. Nice clock management.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:28

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

juked the gently caress out of that guy

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:30

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

At home alone with a hangover tryin to keep the peace between 2 dogs. Fun

Go huskies :woof:

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:30

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

Navy lost a senior defensive player earlier in this game, I assume that's why they are hosed?

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:30

Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

Greg Ward's got a loving cannon

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:31

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

Slate Action posted:

Navy lost a senior defensive player earlier in this game, I assume that's why they are hosed?

Sounds familiar. :smith:

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:33

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Quest For Glory II posted:

"it changes your playcalling when you go from 1st and 10 to 4th and inches"

uh yeah no poo poo mack brown. shut up. shut up

If espn wants to save money why don't they give us an announcer-free sound option? 99% of them are terrible morons.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:34

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I am shocked that Pitt is losing to a bad team at the end of the season. Look at how shocked I am at this stunning turn of events.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 19:38

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