NCAA Week 13 GDT: A Week Long Celebration of Rival.com Puns

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Fluffdaddy: Jan 3, 2009

So its that time of year where we all see our families for 40 minutes to eat and proceed to ignore them to watch football for the rest of the holiday.

Watch the team you love the most play the team you hate the most (but pretend that you don't really care about them, like, at all).

The Playoff Commitee Top 25:

1 Clemson 11-0 :perfect:

2 Alabama 10-1 :quig:

3 Oklahoma 10-1 :bahgawd:

4 Iowa 11-0 :911:

5 Michigan State 10-1 :negative:

6 Notre Dame 10-1
7 Baylor 9-1
8 Ohio State 10-1
9 Stanford 9-2
10 Michigan 9-2
11 Oklahoma State 10-1
12 Florida 10-1
13 Florida State 9-2 :tvtropes:

14 North Carolina 10-1
15 Navy 9-1
16 Northwestern 9-2
17 Oregon 8-3
18 Ole Miss 8-3
19 TCU 9-2
20 Washington State 8-3
21 Mississippi State 8-3
22 UCLA 8-3
23 Utah 8-3
24 Toledo 9-1
25 Temple 9-2

Thanksgiving Games

South Florida Vs UCF 7:30pm ESPN
Texas Tech Vs Texas 7:30pm Fox Sports 1

Friday Noon Games You Should Probably Watch

#15 Navy Vs Houston ABC

And thats about it unless you went to Pitt or something

Mid Day Games That You Should Probably Watch

Missouri Vs Arkansas 2:30pm CBS
#20 Washington State Vs Washington 3:30pm Fox
#4 Iowa Vs Nebraska 3:30pm ABC

We are never making the playoffs Bowl

#7 Baylor Vs #19 TCU 7:30pm ESPN

Saturday Noon Games That You Should Probably Watch

#8 Ohio State Vs #10 Michigan ABC
#1 Clemson Vs South Carolina ESPN
Georgia Vs Georgia Tech ESPN 2

3:30 Games That You Should Probably Watch

Penn State Vs #5 Michigan State
#2 Alabama Vs Auburn

#14 North Carolina Vs. NC State

Prime Time Games You Should Probably Watch
#18 Ole Miss Vs #21 Mississippi State 7:15pm ESPN 2 CLANGA CLANGA
#13 Florida State Vs #12 Florida 7:30pm ESPN
#6 Notre Dame Vs #9 Stanford 7:30pm Fox
#3 Oklahoma Vs #11 Oklahoma State ABC
Texas A&M Vs LSU 7:30 SEC Network (Might Be Les Miles' Last Game at LSU lol)

Heisman Watch

Derrick Henry RB Alabama (Vs Auburn)
Deshaun Watson QB Clemson (Vs USC)
Christian McCaffrey RB Stanford (Vs Cal)
Baker Mayfield QB Oklahoma (Vs Oklahoma St.)
Dalvin Cook RB Florida State (Vs Florida)
Leonard Fournette RB LSU (Vs A&M)
Keenan Reynolds QB Navy (Vs Houston)
Dak Prescott QB Mississippi State (Vs Ole Miss)
Corey Coleman WR Baylor (Vs TCU)
Luke Falk QB Washington State (Vs Washington)

# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:26

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pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

go noles woooo

# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:29

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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College GameDay originates this week from Stillwater, Oklahoma.

# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:44

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

Fluffdaddy posted:

Mid Day Games That You Should Probably Watch

Missouri Vs Arkansas 2:30pm CBS

Is it too late to forfeit

# ? Nov 26, 2015 21:53

Ben Has Tiny Weenus: Feb 17, 2007; MSU Will Not Be National Champions

So I really should learn to shut the hole under my nose.

Go to hell, Ole Miss.

# ? Nov 26, 2015 22:30

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

UGA/GT will be the worst game you have ever seen.

# ? Nov 26, 2015 23:13

wootmachine: Aug 28, 2006; HAIL SABAN

Auburn is a disreputable institution and frankly I do not care for them in the least.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 00:33

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

wootmachine posted:

Auburn is a disreputable institution and frankly I do not care for them in the least.

I do not mean to imply that Auburn fans have improper relations with their livestock, but there is an entire school of their university dedicated to teaching how to cohabitate with them. Something to think about.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 00:37

Hustlin Floh: Jul 20, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Also they momma dresses them funny and their dorms suck. gently caress you, Boyd Hall.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 00:55

The Big Jesus: Oct 29, 2007; #essereFerrari

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

UGA/GT will be the worst game you have ever seen.

Yeah GT will absolutely blow out the d wags

# ? Nov 27, 2015 01:02

Elotana: Dec 12, 2003; and i'm putting it all on the goddamn expense account

I hope Kliff poops all over the t.u. whorns SAW EM OFF WHOOP GIGEM

ps we beat their basketball team in a resort ballroom lmao

# ? Nov 27, 2015 01:09

dirty shrimp money: Jan 8, 2001

gently caress Navy go _{I can't really do this}

# ? Nov 27, 2015 01:15

Manoueverable: Oct 23, 2010; Dubs Loves Wubs

I don't mind wazzu at all and wheez was the best (rip homie) but because the wazzu grads I know irl will be insufferable if they win, Go a Dubs

# ? Nov 27, 2015 01:24

Fluffdaddy: Jan 3, 2009

I've only had ill will towards Auburn one time in my 20 something years of fandom, but they better not ruin this season with some magic bullshit.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 01:46

Dirk Pitt: Sep 14, 2007; haha yes, this feels good; Toilet Rascal

This Texas tech v Texas game is just atrocious.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 01:56

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

#1 for Tech is a hero

# ? Nov 27, 2015 01:56

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

always get late hits on texas. penalty yards be damned

# ? Nov 27, 2015 01:57

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Dirk Pitt posted:

This Texas tech v Texas game is just atrocious.

Rain games are great for drinking. Texas Fight!

# ? Nov 27, 2015 02:20

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

OH MY GOD

# ? Nov 27, 2015 02:23

torturemyballs: Feb 25, 2015

wreck em bitch

# ? Nov 27, 2015 02:24

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

Lol. owned

# ? Nov 27, 2015 02:24

BrownThunder: Oct 26, 2005; EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

torturemyballs posted:

wreck em bitch

# ? Nov 27, 2015 02:25

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

And drinking and drinking and drinking............... did I mention I hate rain games? :suicide:

# ? Nov 27, 2015 02:25

logis: Dec 30, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Caught red handed

# ? Nov 27, 2015 02:25

Stanley Tucheetos: May 15, 2012

Haha gently caress Texas.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 02:26

Sab0921: Aug 2, 2004; This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.

Ugh. Texas football in a nutshell

# ? Nov 27, 2015 02:26

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Sab0921 posted:

Ugh. Texas football in a nutshell

Then you bring in SWOOPES to throw junk down field. gently caress me sideways.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 02:41

Mr. World: May 6, 2007; Working undercover for the man . . .

This is one of the most inept football games I've ever seen.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 02:44

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Sounds like a good thing I can't figure out a way to stream FS1. Only channel I can't get after cutting the cord.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 02:50

single-mode fiber: Dec 30, 2012

Elite tackling out there

# ? Nov 27, 2015 02:53

Mr. World: May 6, 2007; Working undercover for the man . . .

This loving game.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 02:55

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

And dranking and dranking and drinking and drinking..... This game is bananas.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 02:58

anne frank fanfic: Oct 31, 2005

Neil Armbong posted:

Sounds like a good thing I can't figure out a way to stream FS1. Only channel I can't get after cutting the cord.

Cant see it with cable either so whatever

# ? Nov 27, 2015 02:59

bushes: Nov 6, 2003; Kids running around naked fuckin' in the bushes

How many ints should Mahomes have by now Jesus.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 02:59

SmellsLikeToast: Dec 30, 2005; A GREATER MAN THAN I DESERVE

Bluett is just the worst name to have in this situation.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 03:06

Sab0921: Aug 2, 2004; This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.

Down starting QB, 2LB, and DT so far this game.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 03:17

Ohtsam: Feb 5, 2010; Not this shit again.

Sab0921 posted:

Down starting QB, 2LB, and DT so far this game.

I think the S&C coach took thanksgiving week off.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 03:23

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

congratulations to UCF for managing to finish with fewer wins than wyoming, north texas, and eastern michigan

# ? Nov 27, 2015 03:31

Dirk Pitt: Sep 14, 2007; haha yes, this feels good; Toilet Rascal

Nothing more pathetic than a fox sports halftime show on Thursday night

# ? Nov 27, 2015 03:33

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LeeMajors: Jan 20, 2005; I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!

LeeMajors fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Nov 27, 2015

# ? Nov 27, 2015 03:50

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