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at least he hasnt said anything racist yet
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Nov 26, 2015 22:45
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i spin the propeller on my beanie and slowly lift off my chair. i hook my feet under uncle's armpits and fly him to a nearby bog where i deposit him, never to disturb our dinners again
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Nov 26, 2015 22:46
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"well at least you're not a gangelion thread"
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Nov 26, 2015 22:47
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I'd bet him a bitcoin he can't eat a whole turkey
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Nov 26, 2015 22:48
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i spin the propeller on my beanie and slowly lift off my chair. i hook my feet under uncle's armpits and fly him to a nearby bog where i deposit him, never to disturb our dinners again
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Nov 26, 2015 22:49
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I would laugh in his face just like anyone else then tell him good for him 
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Nov 26, 2015 22:49
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So your basically a racist, closet homosexual that wants to smoke dope & still vote Republican?
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Nov 26, 2015 22:55
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Make him say grace before his meal He'll still be reading the John Galt speech long after you've all eaten, gotten drunk and fallen asleep
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Nov 26, 2015 23:54
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I'd say " oh yeah? I love libraries"
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Nov 26, 2015 23:56
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gagelion is back posted:whats your reaction? I am not a liberal so I would probably just shrug. I'd be more disturbed if he said he was liberal.
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Nov 26, 2015 23:59
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what kind of libertarian? robert anton wilson kind? or the karl rove kind?
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Nov 26, 2015 23:59
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i like how thanksgiving is an annual commemoration of a feast by people who deliberately avoided having fixed annual feasts because they thought it would make them meaningless
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Nov 26, 2015 23:59
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gagelion is back posted:whats your reaction? drink (more)
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Nov 27, 2015 00:01
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I would probably change the subject away from politics and get high with my chill libertarian uncle like a not insane weirdo would do I don't have a libertarian uncle tho I have a batshit obnoxious liberal uncle and a small town republican uncle who is smart enough not to talk about politics, religion, or money which is how life should be
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Nov 27, 2015 00:03
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also that the original feast was thanksgiving for having successfully massacred hundreds of native americans
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Nov 27, 2015 00:03
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I'd stand right up at the table and walk over to him and punch him in the face in front of his children and declare the free market was open on his face while everyone claps and hoots
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Nov 27, 2015 00:03
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I poo poo my pants as a self defense mechanism.
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Nov 27, 2015 00:03
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So you have acid, right Mike?
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Nov 27, 2015 00:04
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My uncle and I spent a good chunk of time talking about good concealed carry handguns today at dinner, but he is a hardcore democrat so it would just be weird if he claimed to be a libertarian.
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Nov 27, 2015 00:42
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That would actually be pretty tame and reasonable for my uncle to say.
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Nov 27, 2015 00:44
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XMNN posted:at least he hasnt said anything racist yet Give it 5 minutes.
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Nov 27, 2015 01:10
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I'd deliver a lengthy diatribe about the dangers of unregulated capitalism and then I would engage in a petty back and forth that pisses everyone else off for the rest of the evening
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Nov 27, 2015 01:14
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Pitdragon posted:I'd deliver a lengthy diatribe about the dangers of unregulated capitalism and then I would engage in a petty back and forth that pisses everyone else off for the rest of the evening they call him the hero of thanksgiving
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Nov 27, 2015 01:36
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Neukoln19 posted:I'd say " oh yeah? I love libraries"
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Nov 27, 2015 01:37
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Yes Uncle Frank, I figured that out after you start petitioning for family vacations to the nude beach in Miami.
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Nov 27, 2015 01:38
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why are people so afraid of libertarians they can't possibly have a opinion that's worth caring about because it's all so non threatening
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Nov 27, 2015 01:38
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he's an atheist democrat, so probably ask him if he's lost his drat mind
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Nov 27, 2015 01:39
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I shake his hand for being a true, logical, American.
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Nov 27, 2015 01:40
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How did that come up, op? Were you spewing Marxist poo poo again?
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Nov 27, 2015 01:41
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Darth123123 posted:How did that come up, op? Were you spewing Marxist poo poo again? He was just trying to explain the theory of falling profits vis a vis Black Friday promotions!
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Nov 27, 2015 01:49
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tell him you do not wish to create joinder
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Nov 27, 2015 01:54
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get real gay
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Nov 27, 2015 01:54
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i'd ask him if he used the publicly-funded roads to drive there  then we would have a knife fight to the death
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Nov 27, 2015 01:56
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I'd just ask him to pass the gravy.
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Nov 27, 2015 02:03
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Kiryen posted:I'd just ask him to pass the gravy. is that a euphemism for the redistribution of wealth?
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Nov 27, 2015 02:04
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gagelion is back posted:whats your reaction? Say how you read and post in the something awful dnd sub-forum and you are cool with sedanchair even though you don't own a gun.
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Nov 27, 2015 02:05
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Man, "libertarian" would be a massive improvement.
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Nov 27, 2015 02:12
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i spin the propeller on my beanie and slowly lift off my chair. i hook my feet under uncle's armpits and fly him to a nearby bog where i deposit him, never to disturb our dinners again
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Luckily I have this memorized. "This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration. At the appropriate time, as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the U.S. Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school. After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables, thanks to the local police department. And then I log on to the internet -- which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration -- and post on Facebook and the Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM is BAD and the government can't do anything right."
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