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Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Post links and I'll buy whatever gets the most support and give it a full review for your reading pleasure.

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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Fleshlight.

Lemon
May 22, 2003

http://www.firebox.com/product/6711/Stress-Mushrooms

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
PornHub premium account

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Actually this instead:

http://www.chemicals.co.uk/hydrochloric-acid

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
That was me, sorry, please Western Union back $40 and I'll let you keep 10

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

Aralan posted:

That was me, sorry, please Western Union back $40 and I'll let you keep 10

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
How about you buy a bag of dicks

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Buy yourself plat and a better avatar, duh.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


You should buy Volume a custom red title that says "You probably should ignore what I just posted"

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Buy yourself plat and a better avatar, duh.

I've been told my avatar is good and my posting is poo poo. I think it is a good combination.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

You should buy Volume a custom red title that says "You probably should ignore what I just posted"

People do that anyways waste of money.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Mr. McGibblets posted:

I've been told my avatar is good and my posting is poo poo. I think it is a good combination.


People do that anyways waste of money.

Please buy me a Jim Bob avatar, Mr. McGibblets!

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

Use it to post in the ban thread 6 times

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Go to burger King and buy a yumbo!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
buy a rope and han g yourslef

HAPPY THANKSGIV!!!!!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

go get head from a cheap prostitute, OP, and post a video of your awkward conversation during

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

A misanthrope posted:

buy a rope and han g yourslef

HAPPY THANKSGIV!!!!!

Link? Must be able to withstand 480 lbs.

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

go get head from a cheap prostitute, OP, and post a video of your awkward conversation during

I don't wanna risk getting arrested.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Buy a hooker

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

Gaunab posted:

Buy a hooker

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

go get head from a cheap prostitute, OP, and post a video of your awkward conversation during

I don't wanna risk getting arrested.

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


put it in the bank instead of pissing it away you idiot young people these days don't know the value of a dollar in my day I worked sunup to sundown for less than 50 and was grateful also all this was loving trees. brb matlock starting.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Fat Jesus posted:

put it in the bank instead of pissing it away you idiot young people these days don't know the value of a dollar in my day I worked sunup to sundown for less than 50 and was grateful also all this was loving trees. brb matlock starting.

i had to spend enough time with my senile grandpa on this thanksgiving day thnks

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
buy a pizza, or two pizzas

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

Mein Eyes! posted:

buy a pizza, or two pizzas

Best so far ITT.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Maybe you should send the money back?

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Maybe you should send the money back?

Maybe I shouldn't? It was obviously a random act of kindness. Obviously Paypal will reverse it once he finds out.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Mr. McGibblets posted:

Maybe I shouldn't? It was obviously a random act of kindness. Obviously Paypal will reverse it once he finds out.

Don't take charity from people if you're a man.

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


loving typical, taking charity and wanting to spend it on pez and anime and other useless poo poo cause no worries if you go broke the government will give you some hard earned taxpayers money cause young people these days think the governments their father and keeps them out of love loving idle thats the problem goddamn that woman my taters all lumpy don't she have a bloody masher in that kitchen

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

pay these kids to say something dumb

also please note I already made a video for u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCdKZoYpmDM

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Mein Eyes! posted:

buy a pizza, or two pizzas

Put the two pizzas ontop of each other, cheese sides touching, and make a giant P'Zone.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Buy some bitcoins, OP.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
Heh, maybe you should try buying a clue OP :c00lbert:

Metagrubs
Jan 5, 2015
Lipstick Apathy
buy an eight bit retro tie from the thinking geek dot com for you to wear to work on monday morning (or whenever it is delivered)

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Dave_Indeed posted:

Fleshlight.
Honestly this sounds like a good idea

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
retire

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

5 bans

Evilpiggie
Feb 22, 2009

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

go get head from a cheap prostitute, OP, and post a video of your crying during it

I fixed it.

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
send another random stranger 50 dollars worth of dildos

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
he has your address now, so you're going to be murdered

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
50 dollar whore.


Or 50 1 dollar whores

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

start saving up to buy this...:nws:thing:nws:

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