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Having all my teeth and all I feel like I could be pounding puss left and right... until I started to lose teeth.
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Decrepus posted:I was sent back but ended up inside of the ground killing me instantly. Yes!! This!
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Nov 27, 2015 19:11
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Rutibex posted:its a conceptual framework, they didnt just figure out atoms they figured out that most of matter is void, which is pretty important too. the idea that the shape of atoms is what gives them their characteristics is mostly correct as well. they called it "hooks" instead of "electro magnetism" but the concept is sound Yes indeed I agree that the Greeks would have ample resources for experiments probing the behavior of the atom. Listen dude, I'm not calling them stupid. I'm just saying that without these experiments, their ideas are meaningless. They don't predict anything. There is no model to compare things to. In a philosophical sense it's cool I guess, but in terms of science it's like ok whatever.
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Nov 27, 2015 19:14
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Germstore posted:Having all my teeth and all I feel like I could be pounding puss left and right... until I started to lose teeth. People generally had reasonably decent teeth due to the lack of refined sugars in their diets. Then again its not really surprising that dirt farming peasants have better overall hygiene then goons. Yes they actually bathed pretty often (the peasants, not the goons)
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Nov 27, 2015 19:16
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SHISHKABOB posted:Yes indeed I agree that the Greeks would have ample resources for experiments probing the behavior of the atom. Empiricism without "philosophy" proper is epistemological nihilism
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Nov 27, 2015 19:31
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Like, exactly where I am now but the year 1ad op? Probably die in the cold vacuum of space id imagine
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Nov 27, 2015 19:34
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Empiricism without "philosophy" proper is epistemological nihilism I know some of these words.
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Nov 27, 2015 19:42
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New World apocalypse cult. In 1491 turns of the seasons pale devils will invade your shores. You cannot stop them with force, only by living in very large groups with large amounts of turkeys will you bring them the same destruction that they bring you. Now bring me some puss to smash.
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Nov 27, 2015 19:45
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Empiricism without "philosophy" proper is epistemological nihilism Wow it's like it goes both ways. I guess that's why we don't say they were scientists back then.
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Nov 27, 2015 19:48
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The diseases I carry would probably ensure that the entire population of the world would be dead within a year or two.
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SHISHKABOB posted:Wow it's like it goes both ways. I guess that's why we don't say they were scientists back then. They needed a thousand years of monotheistic philosophic thought before empiricism could develop as a methodology 
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Nov 27, 2015 20:25
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Commie NedFlanders posted:They needed a thousand years of monotheistic philosophic thought before empiricism could develop as a methodology Shut up, you two. e: This is a safe space for talking about smashing first century puss.
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Nov 27, 2015 20:26
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I'd preach the Gospel of Jesus Christ until getting fed to lions
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Nov 27, 2015 20:28
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Commie NedFlanders posted:I'd preach the Gospel of Jesus Christ until getting fed to lions If you're not smashin' patrician puss I don't want to hear it.
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Nov 27, 2015 20:29
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Stay safe poverty ghost. Harry Harrison wrote a great book about a man with decent science knowledge trapped on a primitive planet called The Ethical Engineer. The main character eventually makes a electric prayer wheel for the peasants to turn that sends out an SOS.
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Nov 27, 2015 20:30
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People would be too busy trying to survive to help you out with your retarded ideas about advanced civilization. Then they'd enslave you and pork you in the butt
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Nov 27, 2015 20:33
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I would poop on a boner
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Nov 27, 2015 20:35
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funny thing is, unless your some kind of scholar or a catholic priest you wouldn't be able to talk to anyone. but unlike most people you would be able to read out written text, just not understand it 
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Nov 27, 2015 20:45
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i would become emperor of rome and erect a gargantuan stone structure that looked like my cock, which would also serve as my royal palace and tomb
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Nov 27, 2015 20:50
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Stay safe poverty ghost
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Nov 27, 2015 20:50
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Commie NedFlanders posted:They needed a thousand years of monotheistic philosophic thought before empiricism could develop as a methodology Therefore, we are referred to the op.
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Nov 27, 2015 21:14
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Commie NedFlanders posted:It's great how a bunch of neckbeards are fantasizing about amazing everyone with an iPod or dominating the Roman Empire because you have a gun like you think you are gonna be some kind of walking God-King just because you can carry some stupid big weapon Dude I'm really good at Crusader Kings 2 and Total War games, okay?
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Nov 27, 2015 21:40
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italians are dumb as poo poo, conquering them would be easypie
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Nov 27, 2015 21:43
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Rutibex posted:funny thing is, unless your some kind of scholar or a catholic priest you wouldn't be able to talk to anyone. but unlike most people you would be able to read out written text, just not understand it Being able to read just by looking at text instead of having to say it aloud was considered quite a feat though I would probably have trouble reading Latin in all caps with no spaces even if I were actually fluent in Latin
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Nov 30, 2015 10:44
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Commie NedFlanders posted:I'd preach the Gospel of Jesus Christ until getting fed to lions funny, i would go back and convince jesus to write an actual book instead of letting his retard inbred followers write a conflicting book made up of things they half remember him kinda saying and doing and also here's a dream
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Nov 30, 2015 11:03
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I'd gently caress everything that moves, advancing human evolution a tiny amount through my sperm.Flesh Forge posted:I could show those old boys a thing or two about advanced masturbation techniques You gonna do the one where you rub your penis like you're trying to kindle a flame?
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Nov 30, 2015 11:06
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Elfgames posted:funny, i would go back and convince jesus to write an actual book instead of letting his retard inbred followers write a conflicting book made up of things they half remember him kinda saying and doing and also here's a dream Id take him my hentai babe sketches and show him how easy is to draw a big ol weiner between her legs
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Nov 30, 2015 11:07
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Not very far because my specialty is New World Archaeology, if anything I'd set Rome and China back a ways.
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Nov 30, 2015 11:07
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Leroy Dennui posted:You gonna do the one where you rub your penis like you're trying to kindle a flame? Oh man, I tried looking in the masturbation article on Wikipedia for this technique but couldn't find it; still a pro-read, though. There used to be an animated gif on Wikipedia of the technique but it's probably long gone.
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Nov 30, 2015 11:12
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hemophilia posted:Yeah just ignore the fact rome pretty much managed all that by storming a bunch of technologically inferior petty kingdoms and tribally controlled territory or just waving a sword at some of the older, more advanced parts of the world that still didn't want to bother fighting the terrifying roman army bringing innovations such as forcing a bunch of slaves to build roads everywhere and military logistics. for example the celts were an advanced and complex society that were a lot better at iron working than the romans and invented things like a harvesting cart that were centuries ahead of their time
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Nov 30, 2015 11:31
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XMNN posted:they werent really technologically inferior thats just roman cultural propaganda the romans defeated everyone and everything not through superior military cunning or technology or force of will but really just logistics what the romans would really want you to create for them would be amazon.com
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Nov 30, 2015 11:33
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I could swap venereal diseases with whores. Have some HPV and a bit of herp for whatever whacky dick-rot we've wiped out with anti-biotics.
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Nov 30, 2015 11:36
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eSports Chaebol posted:the romans defeated everyone and everything not through superior military cunning or technology or force of will but really just logistics War is logistics especially in a pre-mechanised society.
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Nov 30, 2015 11:58
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chaosbreather posted:you could just refine bauxite and buy every government with your aluminium, then you could do whatever you wanted TBF you don't even have to travel that far back to pull this time scam off.
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Nov 30, 2015 12:24
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Elfgames posted:funny, i would go back and convince jesus to write an actual book instead of letting his retard inbred followers write a conflicting book made up of things they half remember him kinda saying and doing and also here's a dream wouldn't have mattered dude All the Christian priests got together in Rome after they got all official, and had a big meeting about what was official poo poo that goes in the book and what was apocryphal blasphemy to be burnt. Weirdly enough all the stuff that supported the political goals of the priests got in and all the stuff that was like gently caress the man got quietly burnt. All the same kinds of sources and so on. So if Jesus existed and then wrote a thing, then it like all the other texts would have been heavily spun. the resultant blancmange would be pretty similar: an ambitious political manifesto of the earliest pioneers of Roman Catholicism that is as groundbreaking in its day as it is disastrous now.
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Nov 30, 2015 13:38
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chaosbreather posted:wouldn't have mattered dude This isn't accurate. Up until the reformation the popes would determine what was canon and what wasn't on a pope-by-pope basis.
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Nov 30, 2015 14:17
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Is the Bible considered fanfiction?
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Germstore posted:This isn't accurate. Up until the reformation the popes would determine what was canon and what wasn't on a pope-by-pope basis. they were dangerous, capricious times. one moment you have the Holy Father's blessing to ship Christ and Magdalene, the next youre being excommunicated for it
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Germstore posted:This isn't accurate. Up until the reformation the popes would determine what was canon and what wasn't on a pope-by-pope basis. council of nicaea et al gently caress face
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chaosbreather posted:council of nicaea et al gently caress face https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Council_of_Nicaea posted:There is no record of any discussion of the biblical canon at the council.
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