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It's thanksgiving and having eaten two bites of every dish that my family brought i'm too full and wish i could take a poo poo so bad just to empty something out. Do you think if i somehow gave myself diarrhea it would make me less full?
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Nov 27, 2015 02:12
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Hell Yeah posted:It's thanksgiving and having eaten two bites of every dish that my family brought i'm too full and wish i could take a poo poo so bad just to empty something out. Do you think if i somehow gave myself diarrhea it would make me less full? I too enjoy a Budweiser from time to time
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Nov 27, 2015 02:12
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why don't you just make yourself puke? then you can eat more!
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Nov 27, 2015 02:13
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ill empty your balls op
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Nov 27, 2015 02:14
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Hell yeah it will, get to spraying I always say! !
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Nov 27, 2015 02:14
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Why wait for it to curl its way through your tract. Two fingers, insert into mouth, back left and back right of the throat. And hurl your way into wanting another bite.
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Nov 27, 2015 02:15
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A nice healthy poop does the body good.
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Nov 27, 2015 02:15
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ill drain your balls, op.
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Nov 27, 2015 02:17
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to everyone suggesting vomiting: I don't throw up like some chubby teenage girl. I digest my food. Like a man.fyodor posted:ill drain your balls, op.
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Nov 27, 2015 02:19
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Punch yoself in the belly. 
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Nov 27, 2015 03:24
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to put it bluntly, probably not because you'd just end up dehydrated yet still crammed with solids, which has got to be worse
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Nov 27, 2015 03:25
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there is actually a pill that gives you diarrhea if you want 
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Nov 27, 2015 03:27
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fill your rear end
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Nov 27, 2015 03:27
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there are actually a lot of things you could do here, but you appear confused. first, you need to calm down
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Nov 27, 2015 03:28
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I don't know if anybody here can tell you for sure op, you should try it and report back
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Nov 27, 2015 03:29
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Hell Yeah posted:It's thanksgiving and having eaten two bites of every dish that my family brought i'm too full and wish i could take a poo poo so bad just to empty something out. Do you think if i somehow gave myself diarrhea it would make me less full? YES I am researching this very thing tonight and the evidence is coming in/out now indicating this will work
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Nov 27, 2015 03:29
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Usually eating too much causes me to have diarrhea. My body just decides it must purge Thanksgiving dinner NOW! Then, I'll be regular until Christmas and then regular again until the next thanksgiving.
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Nov 27, 2015 03:47
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Daaz posted:
O-okay 
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Nov 27, 2015 04:33
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i need to poop too/as well
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Nov 27, 2015 04:39
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op it's called dropping mud
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Nov 27, 2015 04:45
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whoflungpoop posted:i need to poop too/as well
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Nov 27, 2015 04:48
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i poo poo and puke a lot after meals it keeps me handsome
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Nov 27, 2015 04:48
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its almost drinking time
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Nov 27, 2015 04:49
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Of the many things I am full of, the thing I am most filled with is shame because I ate literally half of a pecan pie along with a few thousand pounds of everything else  i hate myself so much
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Nov 27, 2015 05:13
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I was so full I couldn't even look at dessert but once I pooped I was ready for apple pie. hth op
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Nov 27, 2015 05:14
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i ate a lot of food too, op
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Nov 27, 2015 05:16
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thats called bulimia of the bowels, OP. knew a dude who had it in HS. he's dead now (for unrelated reasons)
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Nov 27, 2015 05:16
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... your bowels can read MINDS??
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Nov 27, 2015 05:16
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dad gay. so what posted:i ate a lot of food too, op dgsw can i come out of my room yet?
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Nov 27, 2015 05:17
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drunk dog posted:dgsw can i come out of my room yet? wtf r u tolkien about? 
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Nov 27, 2015 05:20
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