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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

a real jerk posted:

did anyone die

the american dream

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Looking at it on CNN now and that place looks bleak and cold as hell, and im from Norway

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

The USAF Academy has a call to prayer every three hours.

I hate yankees
Apr 29, 2008
can't wait to see d&d defend Christianity against the onslaught of critici... lol who am I kidding

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Trump will somehow blame the Muslims.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

The Taint Reaper posted:

So far it's been 3 people because the doctor had 3 patients scheduled.

No word on what happened after the shooter came in though.

fetuses aren't people

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Who gets an abortion the day after Thanksgiving?

e:
Not women in Colorado Springs, lol.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

XMNN posted:

colorado springs is the libertopia that was defunding literally everything (including the police)
http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_14303473

Alan Smithee posted:

I hope someone hires the rentaswat team

lol

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Retail Slave posted:

One dead in the parking lot so far.

wouldnt that be some poo poo if it was some super republican dude who was just there to get directions to the nearest Burger Bomb

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Do It Once Right posted:

Who gets an abortion the day after Thanksgiving?

I mean seriuosly what's the point of eating for two

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Do It Once Right posted:

Who gets an abortion the day after Thanksgiving?

Who doesn't, do you think a fetus helps the stomach discomfort of eating too much on Thanksgiving? Plus a lot of people get the day off even though it is technically not a holiday so it's super convenient.

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
Just imagining some fatty festering with anger over Thanksgiving dinner because her unborn baby is stealing her stuffing.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

fucken lmao

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Clearly this guy is just exercising his 2nd amendment rights

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Watch Colorado start a loving war

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Flesh Forge posted:

Clearly this guy is just exercising his 2nd amendment rights

I dunno I'm looking at that image and I don't think throwing a gun counts.

no mom very hungry
Oct 5, 2004

You are getting sleepy...

There's discussion of a possible second shooter at Planned Parenthood on the local police channel. :ohdear:

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Both shooters are female

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Baba Ganoush posted:

Just imagining some fatty festering with anger over Thanksgiving dinner because her unborn baby is stealing her stuffing.

If I've heard anything about 'Rado it's that people are fit

it's like a healthy doomsday prepper state or somethin

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

The Taint Reaper posted:

Both shooters are female

I guess they were all for a woman's right to choose...shooting people with guns

Beep Street
Aug 22, 2006

Chemotherapy and marijuana go together like apple pie and Chevrolet.
Maybe someone is shooting the pro-lifer whackjobs.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

The Taint Reaper posted:

Both shooters are female

:prepop:

Has that ever happened before?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
At least 3 officers confirmed injured inside the building.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
we have 4 officers down

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Maybe the shooters will start fighting each other to get the best abortion deal

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Where are we getting 2 females from? CBSN is saying it's a lone male.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

various cheeses posted:

:prepop:

Has that ever happened before?

no, this is the first time a woman was allowed to hold a gun without a man around and look what happened

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Retail Slave posted:

Where are we getting 2 females from? CBSN is saying it's a lone male.

my headcanon

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

The Taint Reaper posted:

Both shooters are female

this is a great day for diversity and inclusion in the murderer community

Regis Christ
Mar 27, 2010

"Get it? I'm old!"

Grimey Drawer

Retail Slave posted:

Where are we getting 2 females from? CBSN is saying it's a lone male.

Initial description on the scanners was one white male, too.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Retail Slave posted:

Where are we getting 2 females from? CBSN is saying it's a lone male.

You got reaped

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The Taint Reaper posted:

Both shooters are female

I just heard the sound of thousands of fedoras tipping

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
my god so many dead cops the police are running for cover.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The Taint Reaper posted:

my god so many dead cops the police are running for cover.

God, I missed you.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
One police car just went up in flames

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

baby shootings getting outta hand

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

The Taint Reaper posted:

One police car just went up in flames

active poster in this thread, i'm down (with laughter)

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Where is Joe Kenda when you need him?

Twitter has published a name and linked it to 4chan posts.

Lolie fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Nov 27, 2015

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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
One of the shooters is an aborted baby out for revenge

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