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A comedy about some clueless teenagers who join ISIS by mistake after confusing it for the student outreach arm of an international aid organisation. Hijinx ensue as they completely misinterpret everything, like thinking the propaganda video they are asked to narrate is for a telethon fund-raiser and the execution is the performance art component, confusing interrogating heretics as interviews designed to help familiarise them with the local culture etc.
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Nov 28, 2015 13:00
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Minorkos posted:yes this girl was completely aware of the full ramifications of her decision when she was recruited. that's why she suffered a horrible shock when reality ensued and was willing to risk her life trying to escape. i offer no sympathy to this dead girl who most likely spent the last year of her life regretting her ruined life in the midst of being subjected to whatever being an ISIS bride entails. no but basically if you're dumb enough / vaguely angry enough at undefined things in you're culture / going gently caress you dad strong enough to join daesh you basically deserve what's coming to you
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Nov 28, 2015 14:19
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Ah yes the ISIS Boy Band: "Allah For One" draws teenage girls in like a moth to a flame.
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Nov 28, 2015 14:37
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Zzulu posted:if you're mentally ill its okay if you kill people The Taint Reaper posted:It's pretty evident that the cops thought he was crazy because as he surrendered they were listening in on his conversations and they thought there was another person in the room.
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Nov 28, 2015 15:07
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blowfish posted:no but basically if you're dumb enough / vaguely angry enough at undefined things in you're culture / going gently caress you dad strong enough to join daesh you basically deserve what's coming to you Just to be clear, you're saying that these two girls deserved to be married off to Isis fighters, raped, and beaten to death for trying to escape?
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Nov 28, 2015 15:08
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Well I think they knew part 1 was for certain going to happen. Part 2 and 3 were a fun surprise for both. Although part 3 only happened to one of them I believe.
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Nov 28, 2015 15:09
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White kids with brain problems love to join ISIS
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Nov 28, 2015 15:16
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Zzulu posted:White kids with brain problems love to join ISIS Elliot Rogers hosed up again. He could be alive today with 3 wives eye deep in pussy.
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Nov 28, 2015 15:17
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A Stupid Baby posted:Just to be clear, you're saying that these two girls deserved to be married off to Isis fighters, raped, and beaten to death for trying to escape? they were the ones who put themselves in that situation Besides let's not forget.... 
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Nov 28, 2015 15:19
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For a second I thought the article said Australian. I imagined she showed up and said, "G'day mates!" And as they were about to beat her to death she said, "Crikey!" Haha, man those Australians.
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Nov 28, 2015 15:33
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Just a reminder that the United States military performs well publicised morally reprehensible acts. Any difference in morality between joining Isis and the military is a matter of a small degree.
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Nov 28, 2015 16:20
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rock rock posted:Just a reminder that the United States military performs well publicised morally reprehensible acts. Any difference in morality between joining Isis and the military is a matter of a small degree. Yeah, but we usually say "oops" afterwords so they don't really count.
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Nov 28, 2015 16:31
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rock rock posted:Just a reminder that the United States military performs well publicised morally reprehensible acts. Any difference in morality between joining Isis and the military is a matter of a small degree. What happens in Guantanamo stays in Guantanamo.
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Nov 28, 2015 16:32
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rock rock posted:Just a reminder that the United States military performs well publicised morally reprehensible acts. Any difference in morality between joining Isis and the military is a matter of a small degree. Isis is bad, Americans are good, human being
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Nov 28, 2015 16:50
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rock rock posted:Just a reminder that the United States military performs well publicised morally reprehensible acts. Any difference in morality between joining Isis and the military is a matter of a small degree. Why don't you join up and report back which is worse
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Nov 28, 2015 16:55
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lol at human misery. I mean what else can you do but laugh
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Nov 28, 2015 16:55
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Nooner posted:Isis is bad, Americans are good, human being
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Nov 28, 2015 16:55
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rock rock posted:Just a reminder that the United States military performs well publicised morally reprehensible acts. Any difference in morality between joining Isis and the military is a matter of a small degree. I feel reasonably confident that joining the U.S. military and joining ISIS are not the same because if nothing else there's the GI bill
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Nov 28, 2015 16:58
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Nooner posted:Isis is bad, Americans are good, human being
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Nov 28, 2015 16:58
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Also if you join the armed forces you get USAA Car Insurance, and that's way better than 72 dead virgins any day of the week.
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Nov 28, 2015 16:59
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The Taint Reaper posted:Also if you join the armed forces you get USAA Car Insurance, and that's way better than 72 dead virgins any day of the week. Seriously it is pretty awesome. Banking is too.
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Nov 28, 2015 17:04
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rock rock posted:a matter of a small degree.
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Nov 28, 2015 17:05
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whoflungpoop posted:but enough about ur penis 
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Nov 28, 2015 17:06
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Zzulu posted:White kids with brain problems love to join ISIS I liked how this kid failed even at suicide bombing
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Nov 28, 2015 17:25
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I feel bad for little black Lisa Simpsons growing up in the hood who will have every attempt at bettering their situation snuffed out by the harshness and bitterness of everyone surrounding her I just gotta lol at these Isis girls whose parents left the poo poo tornado that is the Balkans into a first world welfare state and their kids went "lol nope" and proverbially left the confines of their likely comfortable middle class palace Buddha style and climbed Mount Everest to get to shangrila only to find that it was in fact a fight club for getting punched in the dick and oval office all the time I mean talk about out the frying pan and into the fire just lol
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Nov 28, 2015 17:26
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Zzulu posted:White kids with brain problems love to join ISIS How much you wanna bet these homophobes pozzed his neghole so much they decided that only a suicide bomb could wash away the stain Lol at Isis recruiting those whote people they covet so highly and then use them for chum just fucjing lol It's like those kids who get ferraris in their teens and then crash it and get another lol
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Nov 28, 2015 17:29
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...a-a6751746.html Lol ever notice the poster girls for Isis are always Slav ladies? I feel bad for the Arab chicks in Isis who are busting their rear end adhering to their strictass interpretation of Islam to the letter.l all while clinging to whatever morsel of power a woman in such a place can be afforded. Cooking cleaning watching poopybutt kids and putting up with the other wives all while bombs fall over head and bullets whiz by your face while your husband cums on it and by the way where the hell did he even get such a notion I don't think this natural he must have got it from that sick western porn but alas the Koran says please your husband And then some light skinned slavo hussy snow bunny comes along and gets all the menfolk whistling like the Tex Avery wolfman and it's like what the cuck is this poo poo
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Nov 28, 2015 17:54
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*sighs, holds ISIS teen magazine against chest and rolls over to look up at the ceiling fan above her bed* Ugh...my parents just don't GET me
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Nov 28, 2015 18:04
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What the gently caress is with this thing where everyone deserves sympathy if anyone does anything wrong it's not their fault it's BRAIN PROBLEMS? Let's face it, people are defending them because their girls.
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Nov 28, 2015 18:08
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hemale in pain posted:What the gently caress is with this thing where everyone deserves sympathy if anyone does anything wrong it's not their fault it's BRAIN PROBLEMS? Let's face it, people are defending them because their girls. They don't have standards.
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Nov 28, 2015 18:10
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Alan Smithee posted:How much you wanna bet these homophobes pozzed his neghole so much they decided that only a suicide bomb could wash away the stain I liked the Abu Muslim video for the canadian convert. They used him for the find the sniper fun game.
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Nov 28, 2015 18:13
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abigserve posted:Kramer: jerry, you gotta help me Ha. I lol'd. Vroooot!
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Nov 28, 2015 18:19
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Microwaves Mom posted:Elliot Rogers hosed up again. He could be alive today with 3 wives eye deep in pussy. Elliot Rodgers would have raged out at the inferior Semetic wives and killed a bunch of ISIS members. He may have inadvertently become a war hero in such a timeline.
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Nov 28, 2015 18:26
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Nooner posted:Isis is bad, Americans are good, human being Happy Holidays!
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Nov 28, 2015 18:28
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Time was when you were a rebellious teenager you'd join a commue for a few months, do some farming, get bored and come home. There were some kids younger than this from England who went - they're on the religous police now, which means they have probably caused the murders and torture of many people. It's like going "hey you might have run away to join the Nazi party, worn the uniform and stood by while they commited war crimes, but you're a young white kid, so no big deal." With how big ISIS is in the news, there's no way you CAN'T know about the things they do.
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Nov 28, 2015 18:46
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In a perfect world all religions would have an international terrorist organization girls could join
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Nov 28, 2015 18:52
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Microwaves Mom posted:Elliot Rogers hosed up again. He could be alive today with 3 wives eye deep in pussy. Eliot Rogers would still be a little beta bitch, complaining that he has a nicer camel and AK-47 than Hassan and still can't get any.
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Nov 28, 2015 19:18
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its a perfect storm, nobody believes the news, kids spend all their time on social media, and to top it all off beards are very fashionable to idiot children
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Nov 28, 2015 19:20
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A Stupid Baby posted:What heinous poo poo did they -actually- do? Did they mastermind a shooting? Train new recruits in IED construction? Suicide bomb a bus? Or just get conned, raped, and beaten to death? hey guys this dude with an alf avatar is really concerned that we're offending the memory of this isis girl lol it's some crazy white knighting and its v funny lol stupid baby you are tilting at the dumbest windmills 
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Nov 28, 2015 19:57
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A Stupid Baby posted:What heinous poo poo did they -actually- do? Did they mastermind a shooting? Train new recruits in IED construction? Suicide bomb a bus? Or just get conned, raped, and beaten to death? They joined ISIS
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