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A scorpion and sean price meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks sean price to carry him across on his back. The sean price asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion says, "Because if I do, I will die too." Searn price is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream, the scorpion stings sean price. Sean price feels the onset of paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown, but has just enough time to gasp "Why?" Replies the scorpion: "Its my nature..."
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:37 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 11:26 |
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sean price is like that guy who is doomed to roll the rock up the hill for eternity. only it flattens himself every time. and he's gay.
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 21:39 |
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drunk dog posted:sean price is like that guy who is doomed to roll the rock up the hill for eternity. only it flattens himself every time. and he's gay. sissyphus
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 22:39 |
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Many years from now I will tell the story of Sean Price to my grand children as a parable to teach them the important lesson of never giving up, because eventually you will get exactly what you want. (Assuming you want to be banned from an Internet comedy forum you paid to be a part of)
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 22:40 |
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poorpockets posted:Many years from now I will tell the story of Sean Price to my grand children as a parable to teach them the important lesson of never giving up, because eventually you will get exactly what you want. (Assuming you want to be banned from an Internet comedy forum you paid to be a part of) Powerful
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 22:41 |
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make like a sean price op and die in your sleep because you choked on oyur own fat orwhatever
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 22:52 |
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i saw this guy make a thread the other day and i didnt know who he was, but now that the GBS superstars are making threads about him i know he must be very important
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 22:59 |
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Pitdragon posted:i saw this guy make a thread the other day and i didnt know who he was, but now that the GBS superstars are making threads about him i know he must be very important He's sean price, man! Sean price!!
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# ? Nov 27, 2015 23:01 |
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cthulusnewzulubbq posted:sissyphus Moar like sissy-puss.
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 00:07 |
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sean price rolled back from his computer desk, looked down, and retracted his foreskin. it was time to apply more lotion.
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 00:18 |
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Yeah me and him go way back, we were old pros...
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 00:21 |
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why the gently caress are you talkenigt about him? Thats what he wants. Let him die in ambiguity
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 00:23 |
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a bay posted:Replies the scorpion: "loving... worth it... get rekkedddddddd....
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 00:32 |
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"My life for Aiur" - A scorpion
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 00:56 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 11:26 |
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"My life for Ire" - A sean price
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