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CuRvY G0oNeTTe
Oct 30, 2015

by Lowtax
Lipstick Apathy
You're in the last remaining years of your prime. Why are you staying home on a Friday night instead of going out to meet women or socialize with others

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Waiting for drugs

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

because i'm still young enough to spend days at home while not feeling like i'm wasting my prime years

also i'm hanging out with friends tomorrow so w/e

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
becaucause im broke

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I'm going out in 2 hours op it's ok

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
not high enough to socialize.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I was going to hang out with my friend but he decided to drive to Philadelphia instead.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
I got the flu.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Waiting to see what Curby Gonnetes next bombastic thread will be

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
It's loving cold.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I can't stop nodding

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
because i am an awful person and no one really enjoys spending time with me

liquorlanche
Sep 10, 2014
Crossposting from the online dating thread....

liquorlanche posted:

Tonight's first date special features a black eye I got from Thanksgiving pond hockey...



She'll be here in a half hour. This is gonna go great....

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
Curvy Goonette stop trying to guilt trip me into going out together.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
im at work OP thanks tho

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


Filled this week's social contact quota already

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

liquorlanche posted:

Crossposting from the online dating thread....


She'll be here in a half hour. This is gonna go great....

Tell her Jackie Chan gave you a black eye and then you gave him a broken neck.

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
im gettin that holiday overtime $$$ you little rat, lmao

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

still hung over

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
im past my prime and just want a night alone at last to eat pad thaii and drink lager while watching Aliens movies

IN THE YEAR 7510 if God is coming, should have made it by then

see im totally having fun

Admiral_eX_laX
Jul 8, 2009

Historically Inaccurate
I'm getting cucked. I'm just waiting for her to come home and fill the living room with the stench of astro glide and cum.

I'll probably make a bologna sandwich at that point and then call it a night.

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum
I just finished working a 12 hour shift in a factory, and will now sleep so that I can get up at 4am to do it all over again.

But living cheap means I can take three months off to climb mountains this summer, so gently caress all y'all and your bar hopping lifestyles. :chord:

Luckyellow
Sep 25, 2007

Pillbug
You're kidding me right? Look at all the shooting that has been happening lately. They all happened on a Friday.

No thanks, I prefer my body to be lead-free.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
Why? It's my punishment for all the terrible things I've done.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Rime posted:

I just finished working a 12 hour shift in a factory, and will now sleep so that I can get up at 4am to do it all over again.

But living cheap means I can take three months off to climb mountains this summer, so gently caress all y'all and your bar hopping lifestyles. :chord:

well yeah wasting lots of money on booze in bars is stupid, if ur going out to bars there is no reason not to pregame and then once ur out and about just maintain on draft beer and vaping :420:. in some countries such frugality towards getting hosed up is considered status quo but in :911: its considered degeneratve behavior or a sign of being a poor...im both so idc

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botell%C3%B3n

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat posted:

I can't stop nodding

same

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Parallax Scroll posted:

still hung over

amityville anus posted:

Waiting for drugs

Nigmaetcetera posted:

not high enough to socialize.

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
drinking out of a bottle of rum right now waiting for my friend to get out of his wage slave job so we can go to the bar and listen to 40 drake songs in a row

i'm gay

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Babysitting the kids sipping on a Fosters while the wife spends my money on BULLSHIT!

Thanks for asking.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



I'm not.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
Sometimes the forums write the jokes for you:

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001
wife is 1 month away from baby and I hung out with friends twice last week. posting on forums, but not alone.

e: plus I'm here with you, op

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Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

My knees hurt OP

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

The Butcher posted:

Sometimes the forums write the jokes for you:



:thurman:

Digital Fingers posted:

My knees hurt OP

same

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
:effort:

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
because i'm a loser o.p.

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe
can we ban op

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
im not

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
I'm just a bad person.

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Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
leaving at like 5 am to go camping w/ some buds

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