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Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

why do some people call sex "getting laid"

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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Because you lay down while your mom slaps those hams around on that dick.

tomatoes and shit
Sep 17, 2015

because something relating to your mother and sex, op

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
Probably because that's what everyone else is calling it.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i refer to it as joining paunches

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
i call it "doggy style"

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm in the middle of having sex right now, but I can't figure it out.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Horizontal mamba, bumpin uglies, fart.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
its cause after u just lay around and smoke

laid.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

oh hey it's the dumbass Carson supporter

what's up homie, haven't seen you in GBS in forever

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

it was hip in the 70s

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
because I like to get choked with those Hawaiian flower necklaces during

L-Boned
Sep 11, 2001

by FactsAreUseless
It is derived from when plumber's would lay pipe. Plumber's butt cracks would entice the lady folks who would then be sexed up by the plumber and be laid by his pipe.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
'Cause I got laid out by her fiance.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
The term was actually coined by Sir Isaac Newton

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Why do they call getting laid, sex?

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
It's actually called eating rear end, op

Shiney McShine
Oct 12, 2010

paperwork
Floss Finder
Having sex is like a chicken delivering an egg.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
why are boobs racks

you can't hang anything off them or set anything on top of them

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

because they put no effort in and just lie there

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Don't worry OP, you'll never have to use that term.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

sex is sponsored by Lays

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
this cemented it for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0trh9Y598fM

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

when you cum it lays you out because it is so pleasurable t ofeel especially if you are high

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



Because getting sat didn't sound as good.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
No one has sex in 2015,

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
why do you care? deciphering the vernacular isn't gonna make it happen any sooner for you, op

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
laid is the past tense of lay

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Because you are supposed to put your balls in the girls vagina so she can pop them out. You are probably a virgoon.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

tariq aziz posted:

Having sex is like a chicken delivering an egg.

which came first?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Because if your mom sits up her gunt is in the way

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
Hetero sex is gross

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
I call it "A thing that never happens to me."

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

I call it "getting paid."

:nyd::respek::nono:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
actually i find slang to be crude and unworthy of my tongue therefore i refer to the act only as coitus :smug:

Metagrubs
Jan 5, 2015
Lipstick Apathy
Actually it's an acronym for the four pillars of love making

Licking
Anal
Intercourse
and lastly Dildos

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

C A R A M E L M A C H I A T T I O

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



what if you do it while standing up? are you getting standed? stood? got stood last night boys

poorpockets
Jul 25, 2011

So that lizard just used my emerald to chaos control half a space colony up its ass?
I call it getting laid because it involves me laying completely motionless and holding my breath for several minutes like a dead fish. I thought that was what everyone did???

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a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
I think thats an older saying for sex from back before porno when most people pretty much only knew one or two sex moves which of course eventually involved lying down

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