|
why do some people call sex "getting laid"
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 05:48 |
|
|
# ? Mar 19, 2024 06:28 |
|
Because you lay down while your mom slaps those hams around on that dick.
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 05:49 |
|
because something relating to your mother and sex, op
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 05:49 |
|
Probably because that's what everyone else is calling it.
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 05:50 |
|
i refer to it as joining paunches
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 05:50 |
|
i call it "doggy style"
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 05:51 |
|
I'm in the middle of having sex right now, but I can't figure it out.
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 05:51 |
|
Horizontal mamba, bumpin uglies, fart.
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 05:52 |
|
its cause after u just lay around and smoke laid.
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 05:52 |
|
oh hey it's the dumbass Carson supporter what's up homie, haven't seen you in GBS in forever
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 05:52 |
|
it was hip in the 70s
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 05:56 |
|
because I like to get choked with those Hawaiian flower necklaces during
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 05:57 |
|
It is derived from when plumber's would lay pipe. Plumber's butt cracks would entice the lady folks who would then be sexed up by the plumber and be laid by his pipe.
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 05:58 |
|
'Cause I got laid out by her fiance.
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 05:59 |
|
The term was actually coined by Sir Isaac Newton
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 06:00 |
|
Why do they call getting laid, sex?
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 06:03 |
|
It's actually called eating rear end, op
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 06:05 |
|
Having sex is like a chicken delivering an egg.
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 13:11 |
|
why are boobs racks you can't hang anything off them or set anything on top of them
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 13:16 |
|
because they put no effort in and just lie there
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 13:16 |
|
Don't worry OP, you'll never have to use that term.
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 13:52 |
|
sex is sponsored by Lays
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 13:54 |
|
this cemented it for me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0trh9Y598fM
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 13:58 |
|
when you cum it lays you out because it is so pleasurable t ofeel especially if you are high
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 14:04 |
|
Because getting sat didn't sound as good.
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 14:06 |
|
No one has sex in 2015,
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 14:06 |
|
why do you care? deciphering the vernacular isn't gonna make it happen any sooner for you, op
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 14:07 |
|
laid is the past tense of lay
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 14:10 |
|
Because you are supposed to put your balls in the girls vagina so she can pop them out. You are probably a virgoon.
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 14:36 |
|
tariq aziz posted:Having sex is like a chicken delivering an egg. which came first?
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 15:08 |
|
Because if your mom sits up her gunt is in the way
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 15:56 |
|
Hetero sex is gross
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 15:58 |
|
I call it "A thing that never happens to me."
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 18:06 |
|
I call it "getting paid."
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 18:07 |
|
actually i find slang to be crude and unworthy of my tongue therefore i refer to the act only as coitus
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 18:21 |
|
Actually it's an acronym for the four pillars of love making Licking Anal Intercourse and lastly Dildos
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 18:50 |
|
C A R A M E L M A C H I A T T I O
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 19:39 |
|
what if you do it while standing up? are you getting standed? stood? got stood last night boys
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 19:43 |
|
I call it getting laid because it involves me laying completely motionless and holding my breath for several minutes like a dead fish. I thought that was what everyone did???
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 20:03 |
|
|
# ? Mar 19, 2024 06:28 |
|
I think thats an older saying for sex from back before porno when most people pretty much only knew one or two sex moves which of course eventually involved lying down
|
# ? Nov 28, 2015 20:31 |