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He doesn't like anything. maybe golf? What do you get an angry, homophobic, racist 50-something dude for xmas? shirts are out of the question bc we just went to macys last week so all set in that arena. Also he smokes a lot of weed and really only eats cheeseburgers and spaghetti made with Hunts tomato sauce ok thanks bye
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a raging black cock
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Nov 28, 2015 08:33
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A vape
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Nov 28, 2015 08:36
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a mandolin
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Nov 28, 2015 08:38
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How about a new bong if he likes drugs
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Nov 28, 2015 08:39
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get him one of those golf clubs you can piss into right on the golf course
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Nov 28, 2015 08:50
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Enfield posted:a mandolin This is a great idea! my mom has a mandolin. Maybe she can share with him and they'll get back together and we will be a happy family Nd I will stop blaming myself for the divorce and contemplating suicide for the past 20 years 
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Nov 28, 2015 08:51
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Kill yourself the greatest gift of all
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Nov 28, 2015 08:53
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lesbian vhs
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Nov 28, 2015 08:53
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Get him the new Duran Duran album.
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Zzulu posted:Kill yourself thank god
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jeff smisek posted:This is a great idea! my mom has a mandolin. Maybe she can share with him and they'll get back together and we will be a happy family Nd I will stop blaming myself for the divorce and contemplating suicide for the past 20 years you basically described an ex's dad and he really liked mandolins so glad i could be seviceavle *tips fedora*
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Nov 28, 2015 08:54
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A gun and two (2) bullets
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Nov 28, 2015 08:54
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buy him a hooker jon pop can tell you how
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Enfield posted:you basically described an ex's dad and he really liked mandolins so glad i could be seviceavle *tips fedora* im ur ex
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Nov 28, 2015 09:07
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Angry, golf. Get him a kilt.
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Nov 28, 2015 09:13
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A flashlight.
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Nov 28, 2015 09:16
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NotWearingPants posted:A flashlight. Maybe one of those fancy radio flashlights from the sharper image
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a genuine Trump hat
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Orkin Mang posted:a raging black cock Are you the creator of Cards Against Humanity because you are one funny fellow with that suggestion!
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Nov 28, 2015 09:26
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A nice pink hood and robes.
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Nov 28, 2015 10:31
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I never know what to get my dad either. Someone I know is a dental hygienist and sonicare reps come to the place she works at sometimes. I was able to get a sonicare diamond clean electric toothbrush for like 60% off last year though her, so this year I got 2 more, one for my mom and dad. Hope this helps op. Merry Christmas!
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Nov 29, 2015 02:33
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lynch a gay negro with him
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Nov 29, 2015 02:46
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a patronage for an african child, preferably gay
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jeff smisek posted:ok thanks bye banme?
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jeff smisek posted:He doesn't like anything. maybe golf? What do you get an angry, homophobic, racist 50-something dude for xmas? shirts are out of the question bc we just went to macys last week so all set in that arena. Also he smokes a lot of weed and really only eats cheeseburgers and spaghetti made with Hunts tomato sauce are you kidding me op? buy him an account!
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jeff smisek posted:What do you get an angry, homophobic, racist 50-something dude for xmas? A confederate flag
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I'm about your dad's age and I told my step-daughters that I want this hat for Chrismas. Going to wear it while tooling around on my riding mower. http://www.amazon.com/Conner-Hats-Bounty-Hunter-Resistant/dp/B00CWJANM2 Also getting these kitchen claws because I make pulled pork a lot, and this garlic keeper. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003IWI66W/ref=ya_st_dp_summary https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000BBS94C/ref=yo_ii_img?ie=UTF8&psc=1 If he uses tools, these drivers are nice, got them a couple months ago. Magnetic tips so you don't drop screws, and the bolster is hex shaped so you can use a wrench when turning them. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000NPXHPW/ref=yo_ii_img?ie=UTF8&psc=1 My son got me this scuba mask, it's the old style (round) like I had as a kid. Love it. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B002P9394I/ref=yo_ii_img?ie=UTF8&psc=1 We also love high power flashlights.
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:A huge knife Or a 29 piece set from the shopping channel
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Nov 29, 2015 05:37
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A grandchild. e: hahahaha, just kidding. don't ever do that.
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Nov 29, 2015 05:51
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get him a stunning bull to really put him in his place.
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proof of concept posted:get him one of those golf clubs you can piss into right on the golf course I was golfing this morning and wish I had one of these, get him this OP
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Nov 29, 2015 06:30
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coupon for a free back rub
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i discovered something crazy recently when i was looking for a present for my gf's dad for his birthday bookshops still exist! and you can often find books there written on really specific things that are perfect for passionless boomers. it's like that's what they're for so i recommend a book, they're cheap but they also make it look like you put a lot of thought into it even if you didn't
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a better son
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