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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

As long as you're not working on sat morning/Friday night, that is.

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Make some tea then do nothing for the rest of the day.

gagelion is back
Nov 12, 2015

by zen death robot
wake up. realize how hungover i feel. fall back asleep. if its almost 5 pm, go to work

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
according to my schedule i have porn and fallout 4 later today, but right now i am busy shitposting

Crack
Apr 10, 2009
in general, sleep, but my sleep schedule is hosed up right now, so nothing.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
youre all invited to my place where we can snack on doritos, play twister and talk about anime

gagelion is back
Nov 12, 2015

by zen death robot

Zzulu posted:

youre all invited to my place where we can snack on doritos, play twister and talk about anime

hell yeah

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

i always wake up at the time i do during the week, it's a huge problem and I am hoping that gbs can solve it for me.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

wish for death, same as every other morning

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
wake up at 2pm, sit around, go to work, pray for death

e: ^ lol

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Wake up at 8, go for a run, shower, do something fun with friends, get laid, drink in the evening...

Who am I kidding, I just lay around in my own filth and wank all day

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

i will hang out with friends but the issue is that i have to wait for them to get up!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

a relentless, punishing schedule of onanism

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

the great deceiver posted:

wake up at 2pm, sit around, go to work, pray for death

e: ^ lol
great minds think alike, except i don't go to work on saturdays

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

has anyone mentioned praying for death yet

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

serious post: hëil satan

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Y-Hat posted:

wish for death, same as every other morning

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

i dont know why so many goons are so miserable and worship death. Life is beautiful, autumn is the best season of the year, every morning new challenges and avenues towards everlasting happiness open before you, all you have to do is take them.

Crack
Apr 10, 2009
the two aren't mutually exclusive, or instead of praying for death i'd be blowing my brains out.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

opus111 posted:

i dont know why so many goons are so miserable and worship death. Life is beautiful, autumn is the best season of the year, every morning new challenges and avenues towards everlasting happiness open before you, all you have to do is take them.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

opus111 posted:

i dont know why so many goons are so miserable and worship death. Life is beautiful, autumn is the best season of the year, every morning new challenges and avenues towards everlasting happiness open before you, all you have to do is take them.

because life is really boring for the most part

ehhhhhhnnnnnn
Jun 3, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
Saturday morning Poutine

www
Aug 4, 2010

lol if you have a saturday routine, the best part of saturday is you dont have to have a routine you can just get up and do whatever.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HZAReul9IQ

over and over

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

who's joking?

lol if you dont wish for tge sweet release of death

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
every saturday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43oZIzLlQEQ

Brand New Malaysian Wife
Apr 5, 2007
I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.
Get up at 8, make breakfast then go walk a 75kg Leonberger and a decreipt chocolate labrador in the woods near home while drinking a nice coffee. It rules.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Get up whenever, take a long relaxing poo poo, shower, sit down with a cup of coffee and a couple slices of peanutbutter on toast, and read the news.
Basically i'm a dad but i haven't got any kids and thank loving christ for that.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

www posted:

lol if you have a saturday routine, the best part of saturday is you dont have to have a routine you can just get up and do whatever.

life without routine isn't living.

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
i just got back from the bar at 6am. im tired as poo poo and i'm supposed to go to the city to see my friend who is visiting. i'm such a piece of poo poo im thinking of bailing. what are good excuses?

my saturdays are pathetic: wake up hungover, do nothing until 2pm, eat breakfast and wait until i can get hammered again.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

momerath posted:

i just got back from the bar at 6am. im tired as poo poo and i'm supposed to go to the city to see my friend who is visiting. i'm such a piece of poo poo im thinking of bailing. what are good excuses?

my saturdays are pathetic: wake up hungover, do nothing until 2pm, eat breakfast and wait until i can get hammered again.

if you're a friend you'll go see your friend, and if your friend is a friend they'll understand that you're hungover as gently caress and want to do something chill that respects your hangover. Friendship is a two-way street my man.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Zzulu posted:

youre all invited to my place where we can snack on doritos, play twister and talk about anime

Only if its naked twister.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Slap a duck tales dvd in and do every move

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

opus111 posted:

i always wake up at the time i do during the week, it's a huge problem and I am hoping that gbs can solve it for me.

welcome to adulthood friend. wake up, make a pot of coffee and a nice breakfast, its weekend time

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
It's a little different every Saturday morning but guaranteed at some point I will scratch my nuts.

loinburger
Jul 10, 2004
Sweet Sauce Jones
I go to a diner for a waffle, then I go grocery shopping, then I cook dinner for my brother and his family, and in between I do other food related stuff.

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
Wake up, take the train to chambers street, pick up a bacon egg and cheese, go to work

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Some rear end in a top hat called and woke me up to clear space off a server. loving moron.

Anyhow, I got back in bed because gently caress that guy, except my stomach was actively going into a meltdown situation on account of the hot wings last night. I farted to release pressure once.. twice... woah, sound the alarms it's time to run to the toilet.

At this point I figure what the hell, I'll just run downstairs and fix this stupid babies server after I poo poo, I'm up now.

The loving runner on the stairs pulled away from the wood and I rolled down them like a crumpled sack of poo poo. Immediately I sprung up and ran to the toilet as my wife was bursting out of our bedroom to see if I was alright.

I exited the bathroom to find a cloth and ziplock full of ice, I got pretty embarassed because I thought I would find her around the corner scrubbing poo poo off the walls. Thankfully the stairs/walls weren't covered in poo poo, that would have been a much funnier story but my sphincter held the line so gently caress off.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
poo poo out last nights beer

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I go golfing every Saturday morning, its nice.


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