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Cubone posted:*removes hat and sits down*
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 03:38 |
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Robokomodo posted:Don't try to get your mouth around your dick. Try to get your dick into your mouth. I read that somewhere. It doesn't help. Now I just have a sore back.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 03:41 |
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lmao
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 03:44 |
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I tried to suck my own dick but I accidentally sucked my friend's dick. We had a good laugh about it.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 05:41 |
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 06:12 |
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I'm pressing Cry
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 06:19 |
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I would, but my farts are really rank and I don't want to die from the rotten egg cloud floating around my butt.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 06:29 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sOadAaGiq4 suck you're own cock poverty ghost
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 06:29 |
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i tried along time ago and failed. i will try again though and see if i can do it. my dick and balls were realaly itchy two days ago or so, do inned to worry about possibly infecting my mouth if i suceed? i will not cum in my mouth fyi, just my belly
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 06:57 |
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Vulture posted:i tried along time ago and failed. i will try again though and see if i can do it. my dick and balls were realaly itchy two days ago or so, They were probably just dirty which makes them really itchy. I haven't blown myself but believe me you don't want a nose full of smelly balls, your own or otherwise. If I could hog out on my own dork, I'd probably only ever do it after a shower, and I love dicks and balls. A real dream talent though would be to be able to gently caress myself or at least eat my own rear end.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 07:20 |
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criscodisco posted:They were probably just dirty which makes them really itchy. I haven't blown myself but believe me you don't want a nose full of smelly balls, your own or otherwise. yeah my dick n balls can smell later in the day even after a showe. i'll try and figure out a way to self suck in the shower. just dont want to hurt myself is all.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 07:35 |
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I would definitely not try in the shower, that's an accident waiting to happen. Maybe put a towel on the bathroom floor and try there. You'll also be good and limber from a nice hot shower. If you're still having problems, you can snap a few pics of you trying, PM them to me, and I can give you some pointers. I'll actually extend that offer to anyone reading this, because this topic is very close to my heart.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 07:41 |
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criscodisco posted:I would definitely not try in the shower, that's an accident waiting to happen. Maybe put a towel on the bathroom floor and try there. You'll also be good and limber from a nice hot shower. this is an incredibly gracious offer and i hope someone takes him up on it
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 07:42 |
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When I was like 12 or 13 I could suck my own dick, I remember it hurting my back pretty badly. It's alot like trying to tickle yourself, it's just not the same as someone else doing it to you.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 07:46 |
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it would be tough to take pics while also trying to suck my dick. agree that i wasnt thinking much when i thougt about doing it in the showe. will try the towl thing though. is there a safe way to do auto-exphicaiton? criscodisco posted:I would definitely not try in the shower, that's an accident waiting to happen. Maybe put a towel on the bathroom floor and try there. You'll also be good and limber from a nice hot shower. e: lol for some reason i have county sheriff dept crime report open on browser. meant to say "Erotic asphyxiation"
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 07:47 |
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Vulture posted:it would be tough to take pics while also trying to suck my dick. agree that i wasnt thinking much when i thougt about doing it in the showe. will try the towl thing though. I'm not sure what exphicaiton is but I'll see about googling it. Also, I think most camera phones have a timer on them, but maybe it's just mine. I would say have a friend take the pictures, but I suppose it would be just as easy to have your friend blow you, since that's what friends are for anyway.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 07:52 |
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criscodisco posted:I'm not sure what exphicaiton is but I'll see about googling it. Also, I think most camera phones have a timer on them, but maybe it's just mine. I would say have a friend take the pictures, but I suppose it would be just as easy to have your friend blow you, since that's what friends are for anyway. ther e is the one friend i like but he is not gay and will not suck my dick probably. he is from colombia and was in the military and is suave, but it was not meant to be unless uintended effects of intoxication (even then...) yeah my phone camera has timer, but i woud need a stand of some kind. thats kind of annoying i really just want to suck my own dick here... edited my other post with spell corecction for you Vulture fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Nov 29, 2015 |
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Vulture posted:ther e is the one friend i like but he is not gay and will not suck my dick probably. he is from colombia and was in the military and is suave, but it was not meant to be unless uintended effects of intoxication (even then...) I don't want to speak ill of your friend but I can't think of a friend that I wouldn't blow if he needed it, but I'm the type to give a friend the shirt off my back. I just feel like if we can't count on our friends when we need help, who can we count on? Maybe you could make a mouth out of some melted gummy bears or something? Don't burn yourself though! Unfortunately, that would probably be too much like beating off, so I definitely understand the desire to auto-fellate. Plus, if you are into lassies and pull this off, you could give them valuable pointers. I know I've had to teach plenty of my lady friends how to really "take care" of a fella, if you know what I mean.
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criscodisco posted:I don't want to speak ill of your friend but I can't think of a friend that I wouldn't blow if he needed it, but I'm the type to give a friend the shirt off my back. I just feel like if we can't count on our friends when we need help, who can we count on? a mouth from gummy bears would need a lot of gummy bears. i mgiht pm some kind of pic tonight if i still stay up. gnight
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 08:12 |
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Goodnight friend!
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 08:23 |
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Ok boys and girls save it for the GBS talent show.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 09:36 |
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Lol
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 09:39 |
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got the tip once
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 09:47 |
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Let me share my story with autofellatio first. Ever since I was a young teen I was fascinated with my dick and the thought of being able to suck it. I tried multiple times and couldn't even get close, but when I was 15 I looked up some how to articles and did the common legs down from bed method. It took some time but eventually I could get the head in. I was so turned on and I wanted more. I kept practicing and practicing, and a year later, I could literally go balls deep. Ever since then I've been able to do that. I'm 20 now and I'm wondering if this isn't good for my spine. I've never injured myself, but I've strained some muscles before, and there have been times I have been sore afterwards. Nothing uncommon, I would take breaks when that happened, but as time went on my back became very flexible. I have recently been noticing that it's hard for me to naturally sit up straight. My spine wants to hunch forward as it does when I'm performing the act. Obviously it's not as extreme, but I believe habitually doing this has caused it and I'm wondering if it was a mistake. I haven't been to a gym in a while, but during my senior year of high school I would struggle with doing squats. Why? Because my spine is used to curving forward. I have been looking into posture and fitness more and more lately and learned that I have anterior pelvic tilt, also known as APT. I believe it is a result from this, although it's common from sitting a lot and being hunched over a computer, something I've also had a habit of doing. Due to that, I'm not too concerned about it but sometimes I wonder. I love being able to do this, but I don't want to be injure myself working out. Do any of you relate to what I'm saying, and are there any post autofellatio stretches you guys recommend that help you? I would like to be able to develop good posture, even if it makes this skill impossible. As a result, I'm planning on quitting for a while, but my question to you guys is has your spine become more flexible like I have described, and is that bad for your back? I don't want to have back problems for the rest of my life, and if any of you have quit and reversed your posture over time, how have you done so and what helps? Thanks much and happy sucking! Tl;dr: Been able to self suck from. 15-20, can go balls deep. Spine is very flexible. Wondering if that's bad, if workouts such as squatting will be impossible due to it. Is it reversible, and what post stretches do you guys do afterwards.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 15:08 |
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I tried and broke all my ribs. Thanks op.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 15:19 |
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The Goatfather posted:Let me share my story with autofellatio first. Ever since I was a young teen I was fascinated with my dick and the thought of being able to suck it. I tried multiple times and couldn't even get close, but when I was 15 I looked up some how to articles and did the common legs down from bed method. It took some time but eventually I could get the head in. I was so turned on and I wanted more. I kept practicing and practicing, and a year later, I could literally go balls deep. Ever since then I've been able to do that. I'm 20 now and I'm wondering if this isn't good for my spine. I've never injured myself, but I've strained some muscles before, and there have been times I have been sore afterwards. Nothing uncommon, I would take breaks when that happened, but as time went on my back became very flexible. Sleep on a barrel.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 15:21 |
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http://i.imgur.com/kIpVEF4.gif
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 18:45 |
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criscodisco posted:When I was in high school my friend Chad could do it but only if I sat in front of him and pushed down on his shoulders, but then once I tried to play with his balls while he did it and he was like "I ain't no fag man" so I stopped helping him blow himself. How does one initiate this conversation with a friend?
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 18:57 |
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Lowtax once gifted a goon a $50 SA certificate (IIRC) after said goon posted a pic of him sucking his own dick
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 19:07 |
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DamnCanadian posted:Lowtax once gifted a goon a $50 SA certificate (IIRC) after said goon posted a pic of him sucking his own dick Win/win
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 19:18 |
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Constipated posted:When I was like 12 or 13 I could suck my own dick, I remember it hurting my back pretty badly. It's alot like trying to tickle yourself, it's just not the same as someone else doing it to you. you have to sit on your head till your brain and face go numb then it feels like someone else is sucking you off also all you remember is that you got your dick sucked but you cant quite recall how or by whom.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 19:24 |
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Please don't doxx me.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 19:28 |
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facefucking yourself is the new cool thing for cool dudes to do http://i.imgur.com/bP3sC9M.gif
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 19:31 |
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I've never tried. Should I try now?
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 19:33 |
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im sitting on my own face pls send help
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 19:34 |
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whoflungpoop posted:im sitting on my own face pls send help I admire your commitment to posting during these trying times.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 19:39 |
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I've never actually tried because I can't even touch my own toes let alone this spinal bullshit twist
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 19:47 |
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 19:48 |
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ikanreed posted:I've never tried. Should I try now? Trip report: kicked out of Starbucks, date left.
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Windows 98 posted:I've never actually tried because I can't even touch my own toes let alone this spinal bullshit twist This is not an activity for the old and fat. I've learned this the hard way.
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