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Darth123123 posted:How does one initiate this conversation with a friend? Chad: bet I can suck my own cock Me: bet you can't Chad: can too, but I need some help Me: *cums* Chad: *cums*
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I've done some yoga and kiss the tip, but not worth it op. Just find a girl, or the next poster who posts "I'm gay" namase
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Nov 30, 2015 01:57
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you don't actually have to get your bottom ribs taken out, you can just break them in the middle with a sledge hammer and you're hot to trot
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Nov 30, 2015 02:36
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realpost: this is a subject of my dreams. a lot.
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Nov 30, 2015 02:37
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if you can only manage to kiss the tip just give it a load of lil smooches and say "i wuv u". its a good way to pick yourself up when you're feeling blue.
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Nov 30, 2015 05:52
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my gf wasn't down with blow jobs so i started sucking my own dick to make her jealous
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TerrorTurtle posted:my gf wasn't down with blow jobs so i started sucking my own dick to make her jealous homewrecker
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Nov 30, 2015 06:02
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which is more gay, sucking your own dick or bending it around to put it in your butt? asking for a friend too
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Nov 30, 2015 07:16
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You guys are making it seem so difficult. Just do as I do: 1. Detach penis by turning shaft counter-clockwise until lugs line up. 2. Put penis in own mouth, suck. 3. Re-attach penis by reversing step 1.
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Nov 30, 2015 07:35
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dreezy posted:which is more gay, sucking your own dick or bending it around to put it in your butt? asking for a friend too  "The other day some guy told me to go gently caress myself. And you know what? I can. Just watch"classic efukt, complete with complimentary dubstep music I dunno dreezy - you decide
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Nov 30, 2015 07:36
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lol
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I put leeches on my dick and pretend its an ethnic midget snowball fight
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