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he probably just wants love
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Nov 28, 2015 18:07
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This has goat to be fake right??
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Nov 28, 2015 18:09
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the goatman cometh
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Nov 28, 2015 18:09
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teh goatman
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Nov 28, 2015 18:13
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No ring, voted 1.
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Nov 28, 2015 18:21
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is this the next slendy men?
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Nov 28, 2015 18:26
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Metagrubs posted:This has goat to be fake right??
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Nov 28, 2015 18:31
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holy poo poo thats spooky
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Nov 28, 2015 18:31
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its me, im the goatman
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Nov 28, 2015 18:32
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www posted:its me, im the goatman hey how are you whats it like being a goatman?
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Nov 28, 2015 18:42
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This was a thing in PG county Maryland in the 70's, kind of weird for it to get talked about again.
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Jukeboxblues posted:hey how are you whats it like being a goatman? its okay.
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Nov 28, 2015 18:45
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how ironic, the people most afraid of the goatman... are the sheeple
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Nov 28, 2015 18:47
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a hole-y ghost posted:yeah, seems like a bit of a stretch to me.
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Nov 28, 2015 18:48
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Son of Rodney posted:the goatman cometh
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Nov 28, 2015 18:51
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not the goatman I was hoping for 
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Nov 28, 2015 18:53
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www posted:its okay. what is the hardest part about being a goatman? I would think it would be the inability to wear people clothes due to your distorted features. Or perhaps it is being banned from the library due to being an abhorrent affront to nature? So many things it could be I have to know. Thanks in advanced.
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Goatman (Kentucky) — Also known as the Pope Lick Monster
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Nov 28, 2015 18:55
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Son of Rodney posted:the goatman cometh
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Nov 28, 2015 18:58
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Hello old friend
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Nov 28, 2015 19:00
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jersey devils on vacay
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Nov 28, 2015 19:05
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quote:with hotspots in Kentucky, Texas and Wisconsin lmao
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Nov 28, 2015 19:07
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i've seen the goate man bunches of times actually
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Nov 28, 2015 19:09
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i read "goatse man". not as exciting.
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Nov 28, 2015 19:10
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the goatse man is my friend
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Nov 28, 2015 19:11
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Do sightings on the something awful dot com forums count as goatman sightings op? Because the goatman I've seen has a really special talent.
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Nov 28, 2015 19:37
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this is The Devil's work and I am pleased about it.
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Mariana Horchata posted:this is The Devil's work and I am pleased about it. i bet thats photoshop actually using my expert eye for pixels
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Nov 28, 2015 20:56
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It's real, I had one for dinner last night.
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Nov 28, 2015 20:59
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man could you even imagine if this poo poo was for real, like theres legit demons and poo poo just all over that would be pretty wicked
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Nov 28, 2015 21:15
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Ops mother on the prowl.
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Nov 28, 2015 21:17
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Metagrubs posted:This has goat to be fake right?? they paid facebook a ton of money to market their lovely movie like a news story
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:not the goatman I was hoping for
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Roargasm posted:they paid facebook a ton of money to market their lovely movie like a news story yeah sponsored content imo but for real goatman
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:not the goatman I was hoping for
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captainoblivious posted:This was a thing in PG county Maryland in the 70's, kind of weird for it to get talked about again. before that even. people been reporting crazy goatperson attacking their cars on back roads around that beltsville agricultural research place since the 50s??
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Nov 29, 2015 00:15
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I see a gaping hole in this story.
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He's no Batboy. I miss those Weekly World News articles,
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