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The Fighter
Nov 27, 2015

by zen death robot
I feel the worst and best I have ever felt in my life. I have been detoxing from no fap/porn, caffeine, and alcohol. I am having crazy mood swings right now and I feel a deep almost comforting kind of pain deep in my chest. I just realized that I been numbing myself emotionally through food/porn since I was 13. I have spent the majority of my life in a haze and I am starting to feel real emotions again. The anger and spite is gone replaced with sadness, nostalgia, guilt, and a deep longing for a real connection. I have a mental illness so some of the memories good or bad may be false, but I am glad that I can feel again.

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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

do you feel my fist up your rear end

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
How much do you have to jerk off to numb your emotions what the hell

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
This is progress Jon Pop. Good for you.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
#foodporn

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Anger and spite is a real emotion OP. hth

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

dirk0
Jun 24, 2004
They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!
Dinosaur Gum

Son of Rodney posted:

do you feel my fist up your rear end

I feel something, can you wiggle your fingers?

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Scientists have isolated the fap toxin.

www
Aug 4, 2010

No one said it was gonna be easy, stay strong brother.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Have you ever considered jerking off less and to porn where they actually are nice to the women, and then just cutting back on coffee and booze?

Like, just watch some cool vanilla porn, drink some light roast, and only buy a 6 pack at a time...

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
this is a good 4chan copypasta

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

didnt read the thread but opening up the shop this morning i found a UPS pen

made my fuckin day

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

numberoneposter posted:

didnt read the thread but opening up the shop this morning i found a UPS pen

made my fuckin day

nice !!! enjoy it brother i cant think of anyone who deserves it more

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

thathonkey posted:

nice !!! enjoy it brother i cant think of anyone who deserves it more
its that familiar brown, its got the gold UPS shield, and instead of your standard clicker style it has what looks like a pen cap BUT you twist it sideways to unsheathe the roller nib, black ink

10/10 great pen

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

The Fighter posted:

I feel the worst and best I have ever felt in my life. I have been detoxing from no fap/porn, caffeine, and alcohol. I am having crazy mood swings right now and I feel a deep almost comforting kind of pain deep in my chest. I just realized that I been numbing myself emotionally through food/porn since I was 13. I have spent the majority of my life in a haze and I am starting to feel real emotions again. The anger and spite is gone replaced with sadness, nostalgia, guilt, and a deep longing for a real connection. I have a mental illness so some of the memories good or bad may be false, but I am glad that I can feel again.

lol this is you

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I'm fuckin jelly! Trade ya my Cross pen. It's the same model used by Hannibal Lechter to open his handcuffs

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

The Fighter posted:

I just realized that I been numbing myself emotionally through food/porn since I was 13. I have spent the majority of my life in a haze and I am starting to feel real emotions again.

that sounds pretty awful. i think i shall continue to consume large amounts of enjoyable things. have fun being miserable with your non-life

Metagrubs
Jan 5, 2015
Lipstick Apathy
Op do you remember when calling people emo was in style bc if so maybe you should stop being an emo

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

momerath posted:

copypasta

What does this word mean, tia

momerath
Nov 15, 2014

Hector Beerlioz posted:

What does this word mean, tia

i..don't know

:negative:

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Professor Shark posted:


Like, just watch some cool vanilla porn, drink some light roast, and only buy a 6 pack at a time...

I thought light roast had more caffeine? Go workout Jon Pop and get those endorphins up in a way that had positive results! Or don't and stay as you are! I really don't care! But never stop posting!

jgat4evr
Dec 28, 2013
might just be that time of the month, op

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

jgat4evr posted:

might just be that time of the month, op
that time to get serious and get STAEDTLER

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
you should try heroin

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive
A fine time to join OP you'll fit right in

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

The Fighter posted:

I have been detoxing from no fap

How do you detox from nofap? Allfap? Masturbating 24/7 can't be healthy, jonpop. Your dick will fall off.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

gentleman gets your dicks out

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

numberoneposter posted:

gentleman gets your dicks out



How's the write quality?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Smelly Bohemian posted:

This is progress Jon Pop. Good for you.

"progress" for the mentally ill MRA gun owner to feel emotional and unstable

poorpockets
Jul 25, 2011

So that lizard just used my emerald to chaos control half a space colony up its ass?
I wish I had a good pen. I just have a lovely Bic pen. Maybe if I masturbate less I too can find a nice pen.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

poorpockets posted:

I wish I had a good pen. I just have a lovely Bic pen. Maybe if I masturbate less I too can find a nice pen.

Zebra makes some good pens, they are stylish too.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

The Fighter posted:

I feel the worst and best I have ever felt in my life. I have been detoxing from no fap/porn, caffeine, and alcohol. I am having crazy mood swings right now and I feel a deep almost comforting kind of pain deep in my chest. I just realized that I been numbing myself emotionally through food/porn since I was 13. I have spent the majority of my life in a haze and I am starting to feel real emotions again. The anger and spite is gone replaced with sadness, nostalgia, guilt, and a deep longing for a real connection. I have a mental illness so some of the memories good or bad may be false, but I am glad that I can feel again.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

my member is so swollen right now

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
Take 200 mcg LSD with 100 mg MDMA and do nitrous whippits

your wlecome lol :q:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

poorpockets posted:

I wish I had a good pen. I just have a lovely Bic pen. Maybe if I masturbate less I too can find a nice pen.

A couple Christmases ago my parents surprised me by giving me a Mont Blanc pen, and not one of their Asperger Pen Collectors ones, but a slim gun metal one. It's awesome!

Anyway, could this help you in any way, Jon Pop?



Let me know, I have a couple more! :angel:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

AEMINAL posted:

Take 200 mcg LSD with 100 mg MDMA and do nitrous whippits

your wlecome lol :q:
i think you can hear colors if you do this right

momerath
Nov 15, 2014

:eyepop:

i love this big butt wite woman

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old-timey newspaper gal
Feb 23, 2005

Professor Shark posted:

A couple Christmases ago my parents surprised me by giving me a Mont Blanc pen, and not one of their Asperger Pen Collectors ones, but a slim gun metal one. It's awesome!

Anyway, could this help you in any way, Jon Pop?



Let me know, I have a couple more! :angel:

This is a very intriguing body type. She has a very robust center of gravity that I am attracted to from some primal instinct.

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