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CuRvY G0oNeTTe
Oct 30, 2015

by Lowtax
Lipstick Apathy
How many women have you helped bring to orgasm? Do you achieve that 90%, 95% or 100% of the time when having sex?

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
Make them do what now?

Thuneral
Jul 25, 2004
High Listener For Music Awful

Somewhere in the vicinity of 30. Which is wierd since i've only been with 3 girls...

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
ill snapchat my answer to you, also what is your kik?

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



Before I answer, what are you using this data for?

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
all of them

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
ay qt hmu xo

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
2

and countless men lol

Automatic Retard
Oct 21, 2010

PUT THIS WANKSTAIN ON IGNORE
every prostitute that ive ever hosed

Automatic Retard
Oct 21, 2010

PUT THIS WANKSTAIN ON IGNORE
apparently im the best gently caress theyve ever had. Every single one of them. Maybe I should be a gigolo

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Automatic Retard posted:

every prostitute that ive ever hosed

jon pop spoted

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Do the shemales count

This is important

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Automatic Retard posted:

apparently im the best gently caress theyve ever had. Every single one of them. Maybe I should be a gigolo

Same. Either I am with women who are just really nice and like to be polite, or most other men REALLY suck in bed.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Several thousand, though I assume women can get off just by looking at me.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Universe Master posted:

Several thousand, though I assume women can get off just by looking at me.

This for me but fertilisation of ova

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

i don't "give" women orgasms, get your own you lazy fucks

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Tiberius Christ posted:

i don't "give" women orgasms, get your own you lazy fucks

haha why bother lol

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
not nearly as many as I've made go



That's a word joke

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Baxter posted:

not nearly as many as I've made go



That's a word joke

lol im recognising this joke it's good

Automatic Retard
Oct 21, 2010

PUT THIS WANKSTAIN ON IGNORE

Baxter posted:

not nearly as many as I've made go



That's a word joke

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
A girl once said I was the second best she'd had so it makes me think it was a more genuine compliment.

CuRvY G0oNeTTe
Oct 30, 2015

by Lowtax
Lipstick Apathy

huskarl_marx posted:

ill snapchat my answer to you, also what is your kik?

I don't deal with men who don't have platinum. How u supposed 2 buy me plat when u can't fund ur own? Smh....

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
just me

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
I am pretty sure that only men have the cumming style orgasm and women just act like they do because men expect it from watching too much porno

Metagrubs
Jan 5, 2015
Lipstick Apathy
Wait a minute GIRLS can CUM ?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:

How many women have you helped bring to orgasm?

Today? Lemme fire up the ol' spreadsheet...

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
girls get weird when they cum. they say weird criminally insane things. cue the scene from fight club

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
why do you keep asking these questions OP???

inokichi
Nov 3, 2005

GORDON posted:

Same. Either I am with women who are just really nice and like to be polite, or most other men REALLY suck in bed.

Sorry mate, they were just being polite.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I think most of them just farted. But it felt p good and they were relaxed enough. So that's p good. Good enough.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
33

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Moola posted:

why do you keep asking these questions OP???

Questions are a good starting point for online discussion topic

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Zero :smug:

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I was supposed to count? gently caress, I dunno. 125 or so.

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007

No girl can pleasure me like my own hand can

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
all of them

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive
depends how your dad identifies these days

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

She said she could cum if I'd just stop so counting that

inokichi
Nov 3, 2005

Your mum is the only one that counts, OP

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'm really not usually paying attention. I'll be reading car and driver or playing paddleball while they make me mister man dildo. Then I just go to the shitter and finish cranking one out to myself in the mirror. So they probably get off, I mean there's usually some eaten chocolate and smoked cigarettes, I guess that's some chickgasm shits. I never check my sexts, it's like don't call me ima call you.

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