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The robot shaped like a boring man with a flat voice appears every night in my dreams. He doesn't try anything aggressive or even offer to help me get a deal on a car. He just... Hovers there.
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 22:59 |
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It is the prophecy. Soon comes the blood moon and the long night.
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:07 |
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ShaqDiesel posted:It is the prophecy. Soon comes the blood moon and the long night. Ya prolly.
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:08 |
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that's great OP let's use this thread to talk about people from adverts that we'd like to bang
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:08 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:that's great OP I don't want the truecar man sexually. I don't even want him near me. if I saw in his pants I would be haunted by it for the rest of my life.
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:12 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:that's great OP Uh wheres erin e-surance. Im extremely triggered right now
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:13 |
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mysterious frankie posted:The robot shaped like a boring man with a flat voice appears every night in my dreams. He doesn't try anything aggressive or even offer to help me get a deal on a car. He just... Hovers there. link please.
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:14 |
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Ever seen It Follows op, you're both a goner and hosed
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:14 |
DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:that's great OP
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:18 |
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Where's that sexy ninja chick from the nationwide commercial?
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:21 |
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Crash_N_Burn posted:Uh wheres erin e-surance. Im extremely triggered right now The creepy fan art got so bad that they had to shut her down because they had effectively lost control of the character.
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:23 |
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Corn Thongs posted:Ever seen It Follows op, you're both a goner and hosed ive been a hosed goner since I slid out of my mother. I'm gonna beat this. Mumpy Puffinz posted:link please. If you haven't seen him yet consider yourself lucky. Don't go looking for him. Maybe he'll find you one day, but I won't serve you up to him in the meantime. Life is short,friend. Game it up and feel alive while you may.
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:23 |
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mysterious frankie posted:ive been a hosed goner since I slid out of my mother. I'm gonna beat this. No. We must face terror. Find him and bring him to us. This is what the dreams meant.
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:26 |
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Testikles posted:No. We must face terror. Find him and bring him to us. This is what the dreams meant. I beg of you... Just... Get you game on. Game and think fondly of me. Please...
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:27 |
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mysterious frankie posted:ive been a hosed goner since I slid out of my mother. I'm gonna beat this. I want to fight a robot. I think I could win
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:28 |
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i'd let the at&t girl poo poo on my cellophaned face. no homo.
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:30 |
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The truecar thoughtform creature is here now. I can hear its voice coming from the bathroom. It is like if vanilla yogurt could scream, and it did. I'm going to hide in the kitchen, where the burritos are.
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:30 |
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:30 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:that's great OP you forgot the toyota lady you know who I mean if you've seen her
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:31 |
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can someone please post the mandroid so i know what OP is talking about
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:34 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:can someone please post the mandroid so i know what OP is talking about
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:36 |
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lol
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:37 |
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Robo Urkel has a huge package
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:40 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:that's great OP That AT&T girl is loving sexy
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:50 |
mysterious frankie posted:The truecar thoughtform creature is here now. I can hear its voice coming from the bathroom. It is like if vanilla yogurt could scream, and it did. I'm going to hide in the kitchen, where the burritos are. Truecar has taken your meaure, Frankie, and in the balance you are found wanting.
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:51 |
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op you gotta help me out here. i'm just googling stuff and idk if it's right or not is this it??
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:54 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:op you gotta help me out here. i'm just googling stuff and idk if it's right or not for mash get smash
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:56 |
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I'm smashing for Hawkeye and company but they ain't coming up on the tv. Stupid, poo poo robot.
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:57 |
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momerath posted:i'd let the at&t girl poo poo on my cellophaned face. no homo. this is such bull poo poo. you know, you can have all dis enjoyment, poo poo on my face and so on and so on - as long as you are safe. this i claim: those who get poo poo on the face without cellophane are the true hedonists.
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:57 |
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I have watched three truecar commercials and so far none of them feature a mandroid.
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# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:59 |
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Testikles posted:I have watched three truecar commercials and so far none of them feature a mandroid. your avatar has a penis
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 00:00 |
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ok i went back to the OP's... op, and i think it's this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEVNLwckt2k boring voice, check. non-aggressive pitch, check. propensity to hold the OP down and ravish him nightly, check. lack of any actual help in buying a car, check. OP please confirm
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 00:04 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:op you gotta help me out here. i'm just googling stuff and idk if it's right or not No the truecar being looks like a bland chubby man who lives with his Norwegian mother in a townhouse and is working up the courage to threaten a woman in a parking garage with a box cutter, but I know that his face could fall off and reveal otherworldly circuitry at any moment.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 00:04 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:ok i went back to the OP's... op, and i think it's this guy Oh my lord. There it is. My god.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 00:05 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:for mash get smash You rang?
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 00:05 |
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Is it the chubby bearcub hipster who also does Lyft and Airbnb commercials? I don't like him. Slightly chubby nerd guys on TV should have to be cute by law do i can think of their holes.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 00:05 |
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yeah he actually somehow looks fatter than he actually is idk how he manages that
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 00:07 |
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Ben Smash posted:You rang?
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 00:07 |
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You basically are all his quarry now, so have fun with that.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 00:10 |
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I work with a guy who looks and sounds like that.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 00:11 |