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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
The robot shaped like a boring man with a flat voice appears every night in my dreams. He doesn't try anything aggressive or even offer to help me get a deal on a car. He just... Hovers there.

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ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
It is the prophecy. Soon comes the blood moon and the long night.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

ShaqDiesel posted:

It is the prophecy. Soon comes the blood moon and the long night.

Ya prolly.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

that's great OP

let's use this thread to talk about people from adverts that we'd like to bang



mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

that's great OP

let's use this thread to talk about people from adverts that we'd like to bang





I don't want the truecar man sexually. I don't even want him near me. if I saw in his pants I would be haunted by it for the rest of my life.

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

that's great OP

let's use this thread to talk about people from adverts that we'd like to bang





Uh wheres erin e-surance. Im extremely triggered right now

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

mysterious frankie posted:

The robot shaped like a boring man with a flat voice appears every night in my dreams. He doesn't try anything aggressive or even offer to help me get a deal on a car. He just... Hovers there.

link please.

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Ever seen It Follows op, you're both a goner and hosed

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

that's great OP

let's use this thread to talk about people from adverts that we'd like to bang





Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Where's that sexy ninja chick from the nationwide commercial?

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

Crash_N_Burn posted:

Uh wheres erin e-surance. Im extremely triggered right now

The creepy fan art got so bad that they had to shut her down because they had effectively lost control of the character.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Corn Thongs posted:

Ever seen It Follows op, you're both a goner and hosed

ive been a hosed goner since I slid out of my mother. I'm gonna beat this.


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

link please.

If you haven't seen him yet consider yourself lucky. Don't go looking for him. Maybe he'll find you one day, but I won't serve you up to him in the meantime. Life is short,friend. Game it up and feel alive while you may.

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

mysterious frankie posted:

ive been a hosed goner since I slid out of my mother. I'm gonna beat this.


If you haven't seen him yet consider yourself lucky. Don't go looking for him. Maybe he'll find you one day, but I won't serve you up to him in the meantime. Life is short,friend. Game it up and feel alive while you may.

No. We must face terror. Find him and bring him to us. This is what the dreams meant.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Testikles posted:

No. We must face terror. Find him and bring him to us. This is what the dreams meant.

I beg of you... Just... Get you game on. Game and think fondly of me. Please...

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

mysterious frankie posted:

ive been a hosed goner since I slid out of my mother. I'm gonna beat this.


If you haven't seen him yet consider yourself lucky. Don't go looking for him. Maybe he'll find you one day, but I won't serve you up to him in the meantime. Life is short,friend. Game it up and feel alive while you may.

I want to fight a robot. I think I could win

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
i'd let the at&t girl poo poo on my cellophaned face. no homo.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
The truecar thoughtform creature is here now. I can hear its voice coming from the bathroom. It is like if vanilla yogurt could scream, and it did. I'm going to hide in the kitchen, where the burritos are.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

that's great OP

let's use this thread to talk about people from adverts that we'd like to bang





you forgot the toyota lady

you know who I mean if you've seen her

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

can someone please post the mandroid so i know what OP is talking about

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

can someone please post the mandroid so i know what OP is talking about

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

lol

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Robo Urkel has a huge package

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

that's great OP

let's use this thread to talk about people from adverts that we'd like to bang





That AT&T girl is loving sexy

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

mysterious frankie posted:

The truecar thoughtform creature is here now. I can hear its voice coming from the bathroom. It is like if vanilla yogurt could scream, and it did. I'm going to hide in the kitchen, where the burritos are.

Truecar has taken your meaure, Frankie, and in the balance you are found wanting.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

op you gotta help me out here. i'm just googling stuff and idk if it's right or not



is this it??

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

op you gotta help me out here. i'm just googling stuff and idk if it's right or not



is this it??

for mash get smash

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm smashing for Hawkeye and company but they ain't coming up on the tv. Stupid, poo poo robot.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

momerath posted:

i'd let the at&t girl poo poo on my cellophaned face. no homo.

this is such bull poo poo. you know, you can have all dis enjoyment, poo poo on my face and so on and so on - as long as you are safe. this i claim: those who get poo poo on the face without cellophane are the true hedonists.

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
I have watched three truecar commercials and so far none of them feature a mandroid.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Testikles posted:

I have watched three truecar commercials and so far none of them feature a mandroid.

your avatar has a penis

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

ok i went back to the OP's... op, and i think it's this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEVNLwckt2k

boring voice, check. non-aggressive pitch, check. propensity to hold the OP down and ravish him nightly, check. lack of any actual help in buying a car, check.

OP please confirm

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

op you gotta help me out here. i'm just googling stuff and idk if it's right or not



is this it??

No the truecar being looks like a bland chubby man who lives with his Norwegian mother in a townhouse and is working up the courage to threaten a woman in a parking garage with a box cutter, but I know that his face could fall off and reveal otherworldly circuitry at any moment.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

ok i went back to the OP's... op, and i think it's this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEVNLwckt2k

boring voice, check. non-aggressive pitch, check. propensity to hold the OP down and ravish him nightly, check. lack of any actual help in buying a car, check.

OP please confirm

Oh my lord. There it is. My god.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

for mash get smash

You rang?

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Is it the chubby bearcub hipster who also does Lyft and Airbnb commercials? I don't like him. Slightly chubby nerd guys on TV should have to be cute by law do i can think of their holes.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

yeah he actually somehow looks fatter than he actually is

idk how he manages that

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

:wink:

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
You basically are all his quarry now, so have fun with that.

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Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
I work with a guy who looks and sounds like that.

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