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Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Pre-authorizing this thread a golden 5 vote.

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Perhaps the story's plot could take a sudden turn?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

OctoberBlues posted:

Perhaps the story's plot could take a sudden turn?



Ahahaha

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
beautiful

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
by not drawing the cats trademark squint in one eye she has just set unrealistic eye standards for all humans and cats, robbed him of his uniqueness, and failed society as an author and an artist

www
Aug 4, 2010

OctoberBlues posted:

Perhaps the story's plot could take a sudden turn?



this is good, this is real good

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
fatty

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
:five:

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic cat.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

BigBoss posted:

Johnny Five Whiskers

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
Your mother-in-law should go the tumblr route and use her art to piggyback off the success of popular video games

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

GODDAMN

555555555

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Omeow comin

Neptr
Mar 1, 2011
Just so you know, your mother-in-law is just a 25 years older version of your wife

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

Neptr posted:

Just so you know, your mother-in-law is just a 25 years older version of your wife

You can tell how much your wife's tits are gonna sag by using the mom for reference.

Post pics and we'll help you build an artists rendition.

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN
She tried making him look happier:



Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I like ur mum. By her an account. We need content badly

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
Honestly, it's cool how your MiL has noted the growth direction of fur. Also cat faces are hard to draw. Tell her I'll help her with her project for $1000 but don't tell her about my last post.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Fusilli Jerry posted:

here's her cat:



here's her drawing:



What do you think gbs? Would you buy a book based on this cat for your kids to read?

looks good op. ive been waiting for a hotline miami novelization

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
There's probably a million books like this already.

Maybe instead of making cats with humanoid bodies, she should try cat bodies with human heads.

Fusilli Jerry posted:

so apparently our main cat dude and his sister (both pictured together below) are going to be in a rock band and spread positive messages to children:

Also, make it a christian rock band. People that like christian rock will obviously buy anything.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

NotWearingPants posted:

Maybe instead of making cats with humanoid bodies, she should try cat bodies with human heads.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

If I saw that cat walking toward me, I'd cross the street in a hurry.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Kill the cats, and if that doesn't stop it you might need to kill your in law

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008


Yowza.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Fusilli Jerry posted:

so apparently our main cat dude and his sister (both pictured together below) are going to be in a rock band and spread positive messages to children:







POOP IN THE BOX NOT ON THE FLOOR

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Since cats don't have facial expressions to convey emotions, they can wear t-shirts.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

a hole-y ghost posted:

IMO the buff cats probably going to destroy his enemies, OP.



I want to see this cat knife fighting another cat

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



My mom did this, it didn't really make much money.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



OctoberBlues posted:

Perhaps the story's plot could take a sudden turn?


Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
I want to read this book.

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



But who is gonna buy the :cat: forum smilie?

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