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i was doing some man stuff outside in the outdoors and got chiggers on my arm inside of my wrist really itches and i think im going to name each of the bugs after people on sa
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:11 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 07:50 |
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apropos name op you a bitch
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:16 |
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I loving hate chiggers they are the most worthless lifeform ever. Its no fair that a biting insect is effectively invisible. I once camped on a nest of them and my hatred has flowed hot and pure ever since. gently caress them.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:17 |
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you can't call them that anymore
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:17 |
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symbolic posted:you can't call them that anymore Fine. "Insectos negros", loving whatever.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:18 |
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this subhuman loving chigger landed on me today. He did something in his unintelligible chigger-babble. I lost it and called him what he was, a worthless nchgger. told that fucker. I hate chiggers so god drat much.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:26 |
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Bunch of Mosquito supremacists up itt
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:28 |
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pics or stfu op
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:29 |
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all chiggers must loving hang
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:29 |
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symbolic posted:you can't call them that anymore Nathilus posted:Fine. "Insectos negros", loving whatever. lol
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:30 |
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Coat your arm in Vaseline, then ram it up your own rear end!
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:31 |
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i have never had chiggers on my arm however i have had them on or in my 1. armpit 2. taint 3. buttcrack 4. ankles like 2/47 as an outdoorsy child. i dont think those are chiggers bro i think they are mosquitos
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:32 |
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imagine smearing clear nail polish on your taint to smother a creature that has burrowed in there, because that is what you do to kill a chigger.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:33 |
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If chiggers are ticks I had one in the crook of my knee after a camping trip once. I didn't get Lyme Disease or whatever the hell it is you get from them though.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:33 |
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Shame on a chigger
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:33 |
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chiggers are microscopic things that burrow in your tenderest parts and make them swole up and itchy af and its gross
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:33 |
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Rape Stink posted:Shame on a chigger Ol dirty chigger
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:35 |
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I hope that one day we can genetically engineer ourselves to be made of like acid or something so every oval office parasite that evolved to feed on us dies in loving agony the first time it latches onto a human. gently caress insects and bugs of all kinds. Except bees. Bees are cute.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:37 |
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Oberleutnant posted:I hope that one day we can genetically engineer ourselves to be made of like acid or something so every oval office parasite that evolved to feed on us dies in loving agony the first time it latches onto a human. gently caress insects and bugs of all kinds. Except bees. Bees are cute. no gently caress bees tooo also it looks like the OP is suffering from micro-aggressions on his arm
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:39 |
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wiffle ball bat posted:chiggers are microscopic things that burrow in your tenderest parts and make them swole up and itchy af and its gross chiggers on my biceps
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:41 |
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chiggers gonna chig
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:50 |
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:no gently caress bees tooo Bees are important and honey is delicious.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:52 |
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when i was in prison i got a lot of chiggers but i got one on the base of my neck that turned into a huge hosed up abscess. i consulted the finest, wisest person of medicine i could find (the prison nurse) and i was told to put a band-aid on it and drink lots of water. good luck OP don't die my man
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:54 |
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Macnult posted:Bees are important and honey is delicious. we can genetically engineer blue corn but we can't invent a bee that gives you a stern warning instead of killing itself by stinging you way to go, science
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:55 |
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this thread is problematic im feeling chiggered
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:56 |
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Oberleutnant posted:I hope that one day we can genetically engineer ourselves to be made of like acid or something so every oval office parasite that evolved to feed on us dies in loving agony the first time it latches onto a human. gently caress insects and bugs of all kinds. Except bees. Bees are cute. the spot treatment for dogs and cats basically ensures such a thing so that any flea, tick or whatever basically dies a slow, agonizing death after coming in contact with the potent neurotoxin. The parasites convulse into paralysis and die a not-so-peaceful death
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:58 |
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Perhaps we can bargain with them.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 02:21 |
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i soaked my arm in rubbing alcohol and it stung thats all the news i have
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 05:00 |
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looks like that sore got ch*ggered
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 05:02 |
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:looks like that sore got ch*ggered
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 05:19 |
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Nathilus posted:Fine. "Insectos negros", loving whatever. uhh, mods?
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 05:22 |
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wow all the insect racists coming out of the woodwork with this one
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 05:50 |
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Got a bunch of ch*gger bites on my ankles at a grad party when i was 18, it was like twenty mosquito bites that swelled up, filled with fluid and turned black and blue thanks for reading
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 05:52 |
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the great deceiver posted:wow all the insect racists coming out of the woodwork with this one
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 05:55 |
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wiffle ball bat posted:imagine smearing clear nail polish on your taint to smother a creature that has burrowed in there, because that is what you do to kill a chigger. You can just pour the nail polish on a paper plate and sit on it that's what I did when I got them as a kid.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 05:58 |
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if you dump near boiling water on your balls it will kill the rest of the chiggers on your body your nutsack regulates your blood temp and any blood temp above 98.7 will kill the chiggers either that or it makes them stronger i can never remember which
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 06:02 |
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Argh posted:uhh, mods? He meant "blasian". Don't be such a tattletale.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 06:08 |
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I did stuff outside and didn't get parasites because it's 15 degrees F out and my state isn't disease ridden garbage.
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 06:25 |
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criscodisco posted:You can just pour the nail polish on a paper plate and sit on it that's what I did when I got them as a kid. lol is this real?
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# ? Nov 29, 2015 07:14 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 07:50 |
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EndlessRob posted:I did stuff outside and didn't get parasites because it's 15 degrees F out and my state isn't disease ridden garbage. they hang out in the grass and not in the garbage. where would you get the crazy idea that they lived in garbage?
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