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Hate to break it to you southerners out there. Take it from me, fyodor the west coaster: the south WILL NOT be rising again. You guys lost and never really had the will to win. I'm glad you pour all that frustration and energy into college football, though. That's fun stuff. now check out this dank meme: 
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the west coast has, and will always be, a geographic disposal method for people who cant hack it in the mid-atlantic. and crazy bitches.
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:the west coast has, and will always be, a geographic disposal method for people who cant hack it in the mid-atlantic. and crazy bitches. both this and the premise of the thread can be true 
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Nov 29, 2015 08:03
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The civil war never ended, it's only halftime
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gently caress DAT BITCH
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the union forever, down with traitors
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caleramaen posted:the union forever, down with traitors
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caleramaen posted:the union forever, down with traitors
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all Americans should be issued a photograph of John Brown to hang in their homes at birth
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the south sucks but i feel as though anyone west of utah making fun of it is just trying to deflect from their own shortcomings. "we might be a garish pastiche of western culture and economic disparity but at least we aren't [i]rednecks[\i] amirite?"
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Nov 29, 2015 08:06
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King of the Hill is offensive to southerners
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The south won in the sense that they lost the war and still sponge off the union by taking more federal dollars than other states.
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i've lived in midwest, the south, and the north. midwest is better than other two. gently caress northenrers and southerns, please kill each other again and let me watch from beautiful spacious plains. let your blood water our crops. just kidding
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:both this and the premise of the thread can be true youre a kind boy.
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Wish my south would rise again if you catch my drift.
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When the next worldwide catastrophe happens and all the nations of the world crumble it's possible the South rises again.
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Vulture posted:i've lived in midwest, the south, and the north. midwest is better than other two. gently caress northenrers and southerns, please kill each other again and let me watch from beautiful spacious plains. let your blood water our crops. just kidding midwest is part of the north, boyo embrace your union heritage
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mdm posted:King of the Hill is offensive to southerners Southerners like King of the Hill. Even the ones smart enough to know it's making fun of them go "Well, yeah, but it's just so spot on, I know ALL these people!"
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Orkin Mang posted:go hitler yay weeee yay hitler
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Burn Alaska to the ground!
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Southerners like King of the Hill. Even the ones smart enough to know it's making fun of them go "Well, yeah, but it's just so spot on, I know ALL these people!" I think that goes for all media stereotypes like tyler perry movies or glee or some poo poo
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Agreed. However the west coast is on a metaphorical and also geological downward spiral too. Learn to swim. The old school union states mostly don't matter anymore either, with a few exceptions. And even most of the exceptions are on their way out of relevancy. All north east coasters except for possibly new yorkers and massholes might as well not even be there anymore. As for the new yorkers, learn to swim. Then you have midwesterners, who are simply going to silently phase out of existence by being so boring and incapable of insight, originality, or change that theyll just merge with the cosmic background radiation. And the south central states are going to follow suit, except for places like parts of texas and arizona that will instead implode in spasms of hate and disdain. So dont nobody get up on any high horses. You are all equally culpable. And you goin down.
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The South is generally a blight on this country but like that autistic cousin you can't drown them in the bathtub without raising too many questions.
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if you are not from the west coast you should just kill yourself. dont even think about moving out here because you are NOT welcome
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the great deceiver posted:if you are not from the west coast you should just kill yourself. dont even think about moving out here because you are NOT welcome not sure how to follow the advice of "the great deceiver" please advise
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The West/South are for pussies who can't handle the cold.
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mdm posted:not sure how to follow the advice of "the great deceiver" Seriously DONT move out there. But not because you wouldnt be welcome. Because the whole coast except for rich people areas blows loving nuts. I am trustworthy and dependable. I will establish this by admitting that socal has great loving weather at least. Otherwise, garbage place for garbagedicks.
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Nov 29, 2015 08:34
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mdm posted:not sure how to follow the advice of "the great deceiver" buy my new crypto currency scrototurbobucks buy one now and in the future it will be worth millions
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Nov 29, 2015 08:34
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great lakes best lakes
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Lol if you don't live on the best coast
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Fojar38 posted:great lakes best lakes the midwest coast 
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Fojar38 posted:great lakes best lakes Hows that economy doin? 
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There really are three Americas. The East Coast, the embarrassing chunk we try to ignore and don't talk about, and the west coast where we store the goofy fuckers that only exist to point at and mock. (We totally don't count your votes)
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Nov 29, 2015 08:44
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if you spend more than 2-3 hours in your car everyday fighting traffic that place probably sucks
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Frankenstyle posted:There really are three Americas. The East Coast, the embarrassing chunk we try to ignore and don't talk about, and the west coast where we store the goofy fuckers that only exist to point at and mock. Don't forget Alaska, Hawaii and the US territories
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the great deceiver posted:if you are not from the west coast you should just kill yourself. dont even think about moving out here because you are NOT welcome War between the East and the West is actually going to be a thing once The Supreme Leader Donald Trump closes off the border and all the Mexicans rise up. The white liberals over there will probably be forced into sexual slavery or turned into mules of some sort.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Don't forget Alaska, Hawaii and the US territories Those get filed under "Europe" just like everywhere else.
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Baba Ganoush posted:War between the East and the West is actually going to be a thing once The Supreme Leader Donald Trump closes off the border and all the Mexicans rise up. The white liberals over there will probably be forced into sexual slavery or turned into mules of some sort. you mean burros
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