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He's like 30 or something, what are the chances of him getting back into shape opposed to him just letting go and ballooning to massive proportions?
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kill ham
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Nov 29, 2015 09:59
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Grody posted:kill ham
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Nov 29, 2015 10:00
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I made a friend who was significantly more overweight than I was and hearing about his health difficulties was my "come to Jesus" moment re: getting my poo poo together and losing weight so try and introduce him to someone even fatter to give him a first-hand look at the terrible price of fatness
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Nov 29, 2015 10:02
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That's his problem.
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Nov 29, 2015 10:02
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Does he have a spotter car ahead of him and wide load markings?
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Nov 29, 2015 10:02
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I bet a healthy sex life would help him lose weight. You should start sleeping with him
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Nov 29, 2015 10:03
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Grody posted:kill ham I just killed ham and ate like 4 pork patties, I try to eat a lot in front of him because I'm not fat lol
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Nov 29, 2015 10:03
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Nov 29, 2015 10:04
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i think you should take the burden of helping your roommate lose weight entirely on yourself OP. just think if he dies young from obesity it's basically your fault
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Nov 29, 2015 10:04
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I like all my girls BBW
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Nov 29, 2015 10:06
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Nov 29, 2015 10:09
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it's possible, op. Have you tried making fun of him to his face?
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Nov 29, 2015 10:56
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feed him carrots, only carrots.
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Nov 29, 2015 11:00
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take him to a raisin factory and shove him into a degraping chamber
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Nov 29, 2015 11:01
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Boko Haram posted:He's like 30 or something, what are the chances of him getting back into shape opposed to him just letting go and ballooning to massive proportions? I was seriously overweight when I turned thirty this year (bmi 38). I'm a healthy weight now.
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Nov 29, 2015 15:35
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:I made a friend who was significantly more overweight than I was and hearing about his health difficulties was my "come to Jesus" moment re: getting my poo poo together and losing weight
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Nov 29, 2015 15:38
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OP knock him out and tie him to a chair then only feed him like celery, peanut butter, and water for a few weeks. You'll begin to see results.
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Nov 29, 2015 15:38
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slap his rear end each time you see him OP
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Nov 29, 2015 15:39
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just withhold sex from your "roommate"', op even though you're the bottom, you have power
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Nov 29, 2015 15:41
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Boko Haram posted:He's like 30 or something, what are the chances of him getting back into shape opposed to him just letting go and ballooning to massive proportions? How old are you that you have a roommate? I mean if you aren't in college it seems pretty strange to me.
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Nov 29, 2015 15:54
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Demonachizer posted:How old are you that you have a roommate? I mean if you aren't in college it seems pretty strange to me. He doesn't want to call him life partner yet he feels weird about it.
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Nov 29, 2015 15:54
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Microwaves Mom posted:He doesn't want to call him life partner yet he feels weird about it. Oh that is ok. One time I was dating this Russian girl and her mother came to my house so I introduced my dad and his boyfriend as my dad and his partner. The mom wanted to know what business they were in and they answered two completely different things. She was really confused but never sussed it out. Actually reminds me when I told my wife's parents that my dad is gay the mother chastised me and said that I shouldn't make jokes about something like that.
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Demonachizer posted:Oh that is ok. Haha that's great. She probably thought it was an import export.
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Nov 29, 2015 15:57
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Microwaves Mom posted:Haha that's great. She probably thought it was an import export. Probably was in some tangential and gross way.
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Nov 29, 2015 15:58
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Demonachizer posted:Probably was in some tangential and gross way. oh my.
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Nov 29, 2015 15:59
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Refuse to let his lifestyle habits influence yours. People lose and gain weight in cohorts because behavior is contagious.
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Nov 29, 2015 15:59
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You should keep feeding him maybe OP. See how fat you can get him. Start a webcam gambling site where people can bet on how fat you can get him before he expires.
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Nov 29, 2015 16:02
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Fat roommates are an excellent food source for when the bombs drop. You're a lucky man OP.
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Nov 29, 2015 16:27
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It's good to hang with fatties and uggos. Makes u look better.
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Nov 29, 2015 16:52
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my roommate he is overweight. the one I would like to sedate to spare him of his fate. he eats my food when he already ate. says it settles his mood. he won't get a date. always masterbates. my roommate he is overweight. – miss diabeetz, 2015
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Nov 29, 2015 17:07
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my roommate he is overweight of this I must be blunt his stomach hangs below his waist and makes his cock a oval office my roommate he is overweight and now I speak most bold betwix his ripple folds of fat grows a strain of deadly mold my roommate he is overweight I say for it is fact and every surface where he'd stand beneath is surely crack'd
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Nov 29, 2015 17:22
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Illavick posted:crack'd Good call
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Nov 29, 2015 17:27
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Just fat shame him until he develops a better eating disorder.
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Nov 29, 2015 17:39
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If his body takes up a larger amount of space it's only fair that he pay a greater portion of the rent.
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Nov 29, 2015 18:15
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take a creepshot of him and post it here
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Nov 29, 2015 18:21
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eat him so you can gain his lifeforce
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Nov 29, 2015 18:28
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Boko Haram posted:He's like 30 or something, what are the chances of him getting back into shape opposed to him just letting go and ballooning to massive proportions?
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Nov 29, 2015 18:29
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Boko Haram posted:He's like 30 or something, what are the chances of him getting back into shape opposed to him just letting go and ballooning to massive proportions?
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Nov 29, 2015 18:30
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Secretly sign him up to the military so he has to do a year of bootcamp.
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