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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



I think it's a pretty slick name. like hey ganondorf what is up? haha

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i feel like just "Ganon" would have worked better

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Ex-friend. You mean your ex-friend.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I bet he shoots magic orbs at people a lot but they just end up repelling them back into him with their swords.

hey welcome to the show!
Jan 22, 2014

nobody loves me
I had a Co worker who named her baby alchemy. It was really dumb. At least she can go by Allie or something when she gets older. Also Ganondork. Lol

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

I knew a guy named 'boy'. It was in Germany but still how loving lazy can you be.

BTW I'm thinking of calling my baby girl 'the princess is in another castle' to show my love for gaming 4 life and also to teach her about humility. What do you guys think?

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
My wife's friend named their baby girl, marvel. They tried to score a early screening to avengers ultron movie but did not succeed.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

Edgar posted:

My wife's friend named their baby girl, marvel. They tried to score a early screening to avengers ultron movie but did not succeed.

Lol they'll prolly get sued soon

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

sever

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
That says a lot about these people

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I bet they are white

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Dave_Indeed posted:

I bet he shoots magic orbs at people a lot but they just end up repelling them back into him with their swords.

Wasn't that the wizard dude, and not ganon?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i'm gonna name my kid Sonic so he can be a disappointment to me every year

hey welcome to the show!
Jan 22, 2014

nobody loves me
People are weird

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Name your kid Link or whatever the gently caress you want and raise him to kill their kid

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Wait till they hear from Nintendos lawyers

Intellectual property is no laughing matter

hey welcome to the show!
Jan 22, 2014

nobody loves me
Name your kid hank and endlessly quote king of the hill at him all his life.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
I'm gonna name my kid Master Sword so that way it'll be really symbolic when my kid has sex with that kid's butt.

they're gonna be adults in this scenario btw, gotta wait in the chamber of time-passing until theyre old enough to take up the quest of being gay

hey welcome to the show!
Jan 22, 2014

nobody loves me
Bully nick name time!

Ganondork

Stink

Kanker sore'd?

More to come!

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

so like paul newman in the sting?

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

symbolic posted:

i'm gonna name my kid Sonic so he can be a disappointment to me every year

But the first few years are going to be so loving good.

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014
Gonna name my kid Abbey Richenal

as in aboriginal

sout
Apr 24, 2014

ScorpioMajesty posted:

Name your kid hank and endlessly quote king of the hill at him all his life.

i tell you hwat

Here's a shortlist for my kid's name:
Dogmeat
de Blob
Michael, middle name FROM GTA V

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
I told everyone I was going to name my kid Orenthal James.

Nobody ever got it.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Manifest posted:

I told everyone I was going to name my kid Orenthal James.

Nobody ever got it.

More likely they never got over the awkwardness of thinking about you reproducing

Metagrubs
Jan 5, 2015
Lipstick Apathy
I'm gonna let my boy name himself but then just call him son all the time and get other people to also refer to him by nicknames and nonspecific titles

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Fred Durst

hey welcome to the show!
Jan 22, 2014

nobody loves me
(in a deep announcer voice)

In a world were everyone has an obscure "special snowflake" name, Jhon Smith must find were he fits in the world. But will be be acepted? Only time will tell.

Generation weird rear end names.

Coming to a theater near you.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



I met a crunchy white hippie family who named their son either Django or Jango. I never asked which because they're both embarrassing as heck.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

ScorpioMajesty posted:

(in a deep announcer voice)

In a world were everyone has an obscure "special snowflake" name, Jhon Smith must find were he fits in the world. But will be be acepted? Only time will tell.

Generation weird rear end names.

Coming to a theater near you.

My kids have unique names but they are unique more so because they are antiquated a bit and definitely not new age bullshit

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Gonna name my kids based on where they were made: Boston, Chrysler, rear end in a top hat, etc.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

moose face posted:

My kids have unique names but they are unique more so because they are antiquated a bit and definitely not new age bullshit
My kids' names? They come from a better time, m'lady :tipshat:

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
when i wanted to name the new family cat Ganon back when i was 8 my mother told me no, it was to dumb a name for a cat

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

a hole-y ghost posted:

My kids' names? They come from a better time, m'lady :tipshat:

Meh, didn't want to be part of the kayden, Hayden, Braden crew

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
i hope the parents are welsh, if not lol. poor kid.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT


The baby pics are pretty cute ;)

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

TK-42-1 posted:

I met a crunchy white hippie family who named their son either Django or Jango. I never asked which because they're both embarrassing as heck.

Django is a regular person name though.

ehhhhhhnnnnnn
Jun 3, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
this child must die

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
I think I will call my children Zibbity, Hexcalamity and Brent.

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Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Might even call one Harry Potter just to prove I am a nerd :)

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