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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

If you may recall, in some recent thread I asked Dear Leader for a lightning bolt for my plat icon.

His response? "How much money do you have in your checkings [sic] account?"

My response was a wet fart of "A hilariously low amount for an adult male!" :grin:

I've thought about it, and I've decided to make a public announcement: using my moderate abilities with sketching and linocutting:




(WIP test, I didn't get a final image of this before I gave it to my nephew)

... I will make a linocut of either Lowtax or, if he doesn't show up to submit an idea, the threads choice, to be decided using the Empty Quote system of voting. My hope is that by doing this I might be granted the gift of a lightning bolt by our benevolent leader, like a Viking sacrificing to the god Thor (I'm not current on my Norse mythology).

If this project turns out half decent I might even drop some money on stamps and card stock and send out the final result as Christmas cards to anyone who participated and wants to pm me their address!

Anyway, post your suggestions and let's make this happen!

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Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
?

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
Whot he gently caress cares you stupid idiot

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

BigBoss posted:

Whot he gently caress cares you stupid idiot

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i would like a little d6 or maybe the icon from Talisman: Magical Quest Game as my plat icon, thx in advance

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

BigBoss posted:

Whot he gently caress cares you stupid idiot



Shut up and post suggestions I'm bored

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

yeah well i want a cute lil heart

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Cock and balls.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Germstore posted:

Cock and balls.

Well that's one suggestion so far at least, it doesn't really seem all that fun or original though, Germ

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

aatrek's tiny, smiling face

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

So far I'm leaning towards Fusilli Jerry's mother-in-laws picture of a cat that looks like it just got out of prison with MEOWY CHRISTMAS, BITCH

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Professor Shark posted:

If you may recall, in some recent thread I asked Dear Leader for a lightning bolt for my plat icon.

His response? "How much money do you have in your checkings [sic] account?"

My response was a wet fart of "A hilariously low amount for an adult male!" :grin:

I've thought about it, and I've decided to make a public announcement: using my moderate abilities with sketching and linocutting:




(WIP test, I didn't get a final image of this before I gave it to my nephew)

... I will make a linocut of either Lowtax or, if he doesn't show up to submit an idea, the threads choice, to be decided using the Empty Quote system of voting. My hope is that by doing this I might be granted the gift of a lightning bolt by our benevolent leader, like a Viking sacrificing to the god Thor (I'm not current on my Norse mythology).

If this project turns out half decent I might even drop some money on stamps and card stock and send out the final result as Christmas cards to anyone who participated and wants to pm me their address!

Anyway, post your suggestions and let's make this happen!

Are you high or drunk? or both? I have no idea what this thread is about

EDIT

Professor Shark posted:

So far I'm leaning towards Fusilli Jerry's mother-in-laws picture of a cat that looks like it just got out of prison with MEOWY CHRISTMAS, BITCH



Ahhh your deranged, it all makes sense now.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Myrddin_Emrys posted:

Are you high or drunk? or both? I have no idea what this thread is about

EDIT


Ahhh your deranged, it all makes sense now.

I want to make an ink image based on goon suggestions using a relief image technique in the hopes of getting a little pixel image by my name, so far it's going really bad haha

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

So far I have a couple suggestions, but for the most part goons are getting upset or posting about what little pixel images they want lol

Hopefully this turns around or else this could be a write off

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
George constanza

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

George constanza

best one so far

man goons are salty on sundays, where's the love?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
draw a DeLorean going back in time and running you over as you draw something

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
i hope you get your lightning bolt.... direct to your head from a storm!!!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
if you paypal me like $20 ill see what i can do ??

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

lol gently caress it, I'll just do something up for goon Christmas cards

Silento Boborachi
Sep 17, 2007

draw :gas: since that's where this thread will go

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



OP you stupid gently caress!!!!

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Any one got that awesome MS paint where some bird was telling an honest farmer "You pay me 10 dollars and you can post on the internet"

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Please make a linocut of this. TIA

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
plz make dad gay so what's avatar as a plat icon thanks

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

gannyGrabber posted:

plz make dad gay so what's avatar as a plat icon thanks

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
i dont care what you cut, but itd better have a god drat lightning bolt in it you hack

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
While a lightning bolt is pretty cool, two lightning bolts are certainly better:

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
The impossible winner.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
I think it would be cool to have paul blart of mall cop fames face as my icon

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
v.somethingawful.com/misc/Boogeyman-494.mp4

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
you should draw a morbidly obese bearded man trying to bend over and pick up his keys but a used car salesman looking guy is gleefully kicking his rear end

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

ethanol posted:

OP you stupid gently caress!!!!

Haha for real though, right?

steinrokkan posted:

i dont care what you cut, but itd better have a god drat lightning bolt in it you hack

I'm thinking I'll make a heraldic thunderstorm, which is usually a ball of cloud with lighning bolts coming out of it, it would fit this thread to be honest :shrug:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Professor Shark posted:

which is usually a ball of clo
good idea, put ink on your balls and run em thru the press.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Volume posted:

Any one got that awesome MS paint where some bird was telling an honest farmer "You pay me 10 dollars and you can post on the internet"

Yeah I really should have just right there

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

gannyGrabber posted:

plz make dad gay so what's avatar as a plat icon thanks

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
seriously please lowtax change my plat symbol to Paul Blarts face thanks in advance

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
When I get my star you can have a lightning bolt. Aka never.

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

Mods please change my name to professor shark and give me this ungrateful fucks av

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Right now I'm feeling DGSW as some sort of Storm God

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