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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
ok so let's all make these holidays great—remember its better to give than to receive!!! :D

so i say let's put our heads together and come up with present ideas for the fam n friends!

Mom: A burberry scarf



Girlfriend: JimmyJane Form 2 Vibrator


Dad: a bulgarian bag


Brother: NEED HELP ON THIS ONE

Sister: NEED HELP ON THIS ONE

Grandparents: NEED HELP ON THIS ONE

Cousins NEED HELP ON THIS ONE

aight goons, god bless and lets make the holidays full of cheer. share ur ideas

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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

first

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
anime

butt implants
Oct 16, 2004

i'm gay
how about you give them your love and time you loving capitalist neoliberal scum big

Happy Holidays!

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
Brother


Sister


Grandparents

Kindergarten Camp
Nov 27, 2015

If your brother or any of the male cousins happen to be gay, you can get them that same scarf.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

https://www.mysteriouspackagecompany.com

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Kindergarten Camp posted:

If your brother or any of the male cousins happen to be gay, you can get them that same scarf.

good point!

www
Aug 4, 2010


i got one of those, highly recommended

CuRvY G0oNeTTe
Oct 30, 2015

by Lowtax
Lipstick Apathy
lol ur list doesn't include friends bc u have none

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

www posted:

i got one of those, highly recommended

Yeah sure, "large size"...:rolleyes:

poorpockets
Jul 25, 2011

So that lizard just used my emerald to chaos control half a space colony up its ass?
For Christmas this year, present your family with the gift that keeps on giving.

Kill yourself in a Macy's.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Brain Specimen Coasters: https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/huir/

Booze

Ugly Star Wars Christmas Sweaters: http://www.amazon.com/s?k=star+wars+ugly+christmas+sweater&tag=dudepop-20

Vintage Movie Poster Prints: http://www.allposters.com/-st/Vinta...XXxoaAur28P8HAQ

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
the only true gifts are books and woodworking tools, please do not give me plastic products of post industrial capitalism again grandma

verdigris murder
Jul 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:

lol ur list doesn't include friends bc u have none
Lol, that's because his gf lives in his temporal lobe.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
A rough handjob in the parking lot of a Denny's

20matar
Jul 9, 2013

70fugir
My brother gave me a skateboard last year. It was nice and I'm not afraid of looking like a doofus.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

osietra posted:

Lol, that's because his gf lives in his temporal lobe.

friends ill prob just blow or give some Mj :420:

ToastyBrown
Jul 17, 2009
a new butthole cause i blew mine out

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

ToastyBrown posted:

a new butthole cause i blew mine out

:waycool:

verdigris murder
Jul 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

gently caress da Mods posted:

friends ill prob just blow or give some Mj :420:

http://youtu.be/cZGuzwnZVIo

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
presents for moms/relatives that cook, the 6 qt lodge dutch oven is really loving good and probably one of my most used cooking utensil. i also have some actual cast iron stuff but honestly it doesn't get as much use.
http://www.amazon.com/Lodge-EC6D43-Enameled-Island-6-Quart/dp/B000N501BK

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!
https://www.etsy.com/ie/listing/258442527/trout-madness-by-robert-traver-aka-john?ref=shop_home_active_2

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
I don't get that vibrator is one pokey thing supposed to go in her rear end and does it detach from the sharp-cornered white base

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008


So this is when you pop the pussy right?

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006


holy hell this owns

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Boko Haram posted:

So this is when you pop the pussy right?

it's a turkey baster you ignoramus

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

i need a gift for my mom that isn't clothes her birthday is in one week

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008


ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

Boko Haram posted:

So this is when you pop the pussy right?

That's for the booty; vaginal ones are typically longer. Also there are a handful of vintage ones on etsy

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Gift Cards- the present of whatever you actually want

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


A pitbull puppy.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


The best gift is a $100 bill.

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



this one is for auntie stu she's a jokester

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